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Alli

@empressasuka.bsky.social
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Elections knower, college football and pro wrestling enjoyer. Great Society Democrat. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20h
Never once have I doubted my horrendously appalling Sooners
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21h
OKLAHOMA HAS SCORED AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN AGAINST TEXAS I REPEAT OKAHOMA'S OFFENSE, FACING TEXAS, HAS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN
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Might Scare-ger @mikesager.net · 20/08/2026
I'm sorry. The Denver Republican party is run by a dude named Hugo Chavez and he's in trouble because he won't back a candidate named Marx?
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Text saysI’m joining the war on Sea Lions on the side of the Sea Lions” beside swole Karl Marx
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Extremely common Jared Polis L
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
trans kids should be on hrt and playing sports, because they’re kids and deserve a real childhood
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The best chance for no casualties is to not siege Leningrad, just take it immediately.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LBJ: [on phone with bewildered tailor] this is why we need the ball room
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/02/2026
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Josh Allen
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass,it’s not clear what I was trying to do]
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The fact that one of the ways you can fight back against these fucking bums is getting delicious takeout from immigrant-owned restaurants feels like a cheat code.
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Emily Guskin @emgusk.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
ICE agent was not in the vehicle’s path when he fired at driver, video shows
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ICE agent was not in the vehicle’s path when he fired at driver, video shows
An analysis of video footage raises questions about claims by President Donald Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem about the fatal shooting in Minneapolis.
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’d rather rule in Mouth Hell than be a servant in Mouth Heaven.
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Slammin’ Strawberry’s only crime is wanting to live. His courageous act defiance reveals the lie at the heart of the Pop-tart bowl. Not all pop-tarts desire death. If you still believe in Mouth Heaven, I have a bridge to sell you.
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Harry @harriereveryday.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They should let Daniel Craig do that fuckass Southern accent and solve his gay little mysteries forever.
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Mmm
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/12/2025
Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My thing about birthright citizenship and “originalism” is like… the jurists of Wong Kim Ark in 1898 WERE ADULTS DURING THE RATIFICATION OF THE 14TH AMENDMENT. SO THEY KNEW THE ORIGINAL PUBLIC MEANING AND TOLD YOU WHAT IT WAS IN WONG KIM ARK!!!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
He did it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Oklahoma fans are making hype reels for hand surgeons, get on their level
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
They should call it vitamin bee.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 22/08/2025
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/08/2025
Ossoff: "There is at some point is going to be a reckoning for all of this. These folks who are working at these private prison companies who are on Kristi Noem's staff right now, they are at some point going to have to testify under oath about what is happening in the facilities they're running."
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Running a frog sauna is normal to want and possible to achieve!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What Dems should have been talking about but were too cowardly Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
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Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The only thing that can stop a bad ninja with a sword is a good ninja with a sword.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
heckuva job, Brownie
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
And I thought trans people were supposed to be the problem. 🙄
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Automated death panels
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/07/2025
Beshear: "These work requirements really aren't getting people back to work. They are about increasing the paperwork on everybody ... when somebody misses that one box, they are kicked off for six months or more."
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 26/06/2025
2) A provision that would have done away with gender-affirming care under Medicaid. These are some good wins in an otherwise terrible bill. My staff and I will be fighting to remove the worst provisions from this bill up until the very end. I'll continue to update you as we get more rulings.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Don’t take your eye off the ball. The attack on Iran is meant to distract you from the proposed changes to tax credits for soybean farms
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Seth @sethjmeyer.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is such important work. We are hurting trans children through puberty-blocker bans.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Again, this is NOT WHAT THE COURT IS SAYING in the trans health care case. It's saying the law is allowed to forbid the poor to sleep under bridges and beg in the streets, but legalize the same things for the rich. It explicitly creates two sets of rules for people with and without gender dysphoria.
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Republicans taking away healthcare from trans kids is a distraction from them taking away healthcare from Real Americans™️
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 12/06/2025
My family owes everything to America's acceptance of a refugee named Nicholas Pritzker on its shores over a century ago. My story, however, is not unique — our state and nation have been strengthened by people from across the globe seeking freedom, opportunity, and refuge here.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
NYT House style is just evil at this point
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... I feel attacked.
Violet Parr from The IncrediblesJared Dunn from Silicon ValleyNeedy Lesnicki from Jennifer’s BodyAmy Farrah Fowler from The Big Bang Theory
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
😭
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Sorry Hunter, No Confidence.
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Phil Lindsey @phillindsey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Possibly the worst WrestleMania main event I've ever seen 😂
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Why is Travis Scott so involved in this storyline?
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SKEET SKEET MFER @tonivip.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
His dad would be so proud
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a man is wearing a black shirt that says i 'm your papi
ALT: a man is wearing a black shirt that says i 'm your papi
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Jae Michaels 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @b1tty.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
#WrestleMania #WWE
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Alli @empressasuka.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dude Wipes? I sure hope he does!
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