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Mabel Syrup

@emmylis.bsky.social
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Rushed, sloppy, irritated, and alive. She/her.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Among the worst ideas floating around is that "the free market" will naturally achieve desirable results for society. No, it won't, not even in theory, much less in practice. Markets don't optimize "good for society" unless you make them.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i feel like inventions used to solve problems ya know, like a standing mixer made it easier to mix things and zippers make it easier to get in and outta pants but our inventions now are like “hey what if it was easier to creep on that girl from the gym” and thats about it
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Raw tomatoes. I can’t even cut them without dry heaving.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 14/06/2026
[yelling to onlookers as I’m torn to pieces by two aliens—one a jagged, crystalline creature stabbing at me with sharp points, the other a gelatinous orb dragging my skin off of me by pawing at it with huge round limbs]: “am I crazy or is this really Kiki/Bouba-coded!?”
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 13/06/2026
Wee babby punks. I want to tuck them in, give them a snack, and blast their song at ear drum shattering levels.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A federal judge just ordered the Trump administration to reinstall exhibits and signs relating to slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationwide
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Trump administration must restore history, science materials at parks, US judge rules
A federal judge ordered the ​Trump administration on ‌Friday to reinstall exhibits and signs touching on ​topics like slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationw...
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Passing Strange At Present @chimaera.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This. It is now essential that scientists do the research, publish the research, engage with the public about their work, and outspokenly advocate for continued funding, continued support, continued visas. Continued embrace as a demonstrated public good. So many burdens. #Science
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 04/06/2026
Back from three days of talking about art-science collaboration and I have just one request. Every 👏 talk 👏should 👏address 👏 funding 👏 Thank you. #sciart 🧪
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:
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Hating AI is good, actually
LinkedIn may be awash with boosters, but shunning AI is the human choice.
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The common milkweed I feared wouldn’t return has not only come back — it’s an absolute unit. Look at the size of those leaves!! 😍
A woman’s hand rests on a large green common milkweed leaf to show contrast in size.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
this is me and can we talk a second about how there’s literally an enzyme that gets cooked off, science solved this mystery, but people STILL won’t believe you
A mem table that reads “that one person:”

The images are of a young white man looking disgusted next to a photo of a raw tomato, then happily eating a slice of pizza next to a picture of tomato sauce-based dishes.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 19/04/2026
Pleasantly surprised to wake up and discover it is still chilly out, after we had random thunderstorms last night. Very much enjoying the lack of hot weather here today
Picture of Billy Idol, shirtless with text that says
"IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A LIGHT SWEATER
IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A CARDIGAAAAAN!!"
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The new breed of tech idiots all want to be Steve Jobs but the thing about Jobs & Apple (setting aside their problems) is that the run from the iMac (1998) to the iPad (2010) was genuinely revolutionary AND instantly accessible. The moment you saw an iPod (2001) you understood and you wanted one
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The non-profit National Butterfly Center is a 100 acre (0.4 sq km) botanical garden located along the US-Mexico border near Mission, TX. It hosts 200 wild butterfly species on migrations to & from Mexico. And now it will be a construction zone so we can build a rusting metal wall.
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Border wall to run through National Butterfly Center, CBP says
A border wall could run through the National Butterfly Center and other areas previously exempted by Congress. CBP told Border Report on Tuesday, March 31, 2026, that 34 miles of prime border wall ste...
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Blitz Pride Mode @chums.yorha.vip · 16/02/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2026
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment
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Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—Decrying the un-American nature of any activity intended to provide amusement or the slightest bit of diversion, conservatives across the country announced an immediate boycott Tuesday of a...
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Saturday night in: collaging with candy.
Closeup on paper scraps and vintage ephemera with a poppy-colored Fiesta Ware bowl filled with gummy candy out of focus in the background.
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I think the issue here isn’t that “white people tacos” (sometimes) include black olives, but that she considers opening a can and dumping olives into a colander “decanting.”
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is my Super Bowl.
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is who runs this account.
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
One of the few pleasures I have left in this hellscape is perfume. I ordered samples that were on the USPS truck en route to my house yesterday — and no one on my street got mail. At all. Kids are back at school, it hasn’t snowed in close to a week & temps are standard winter cold. What gives?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Frankenstein: Creation of Culture Communication Theory Persuasion Audio Production Math 99 (aka “math for English majors”)
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Karis Welch @kariswelch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Beyond gutted about Catherine O’Hara. What a phenomenal loss.
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I have a ticket to see Sharp Pins tonight but we’re buried in snow and dealing with single digit temps. Hoping Snail Mail makes a stop in Pittsburgh this spring so I can see both bands (+ Swirlies!!)
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The feeling is mutual. (I showed this to my Green Day-obsessed 13-year-old and he just laughed and laughed…)
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The New Deal is one of the best things this godforsaken country ever managed to put together, and Republicans have been wanting to gut it ever since. I think this is specific, targeted hate, not just a brainless drive for real estate value
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 21/01/2026
Every day brings a new level of rage never dreamed possible. A nesting doll of rages
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Melissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I normally don't break my schedule for newsletters because breaking news isn't my thing. But things are escalating quickly, so I made an exception. Please read and share these remarks from @governorwalz.mn.gov. www.altrightdelete.news/p/you-need-t...
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You Need to Watch Governor Walz’s Remarks
Things are escalating quickly. Here’s what you need to know.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/01/2026
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One theonion.com/every-trait-disqualify…
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, Pittsburgh’s beloved (and last standing) alt-weekly, and VACCINES?! All wiped out in a day. No words.
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a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
ALT: a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
There's going to be a lot in 2026. We knew 2025 was only the start and the news will be non-stop. I will be trying my absolute best to continue creating and posting art. This is not an attempt to ignore everything going on, but an attempt at balance.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I think this is why fascists love AI art, not because it is good, but because it is bad. Not because it is original, but because it is stolen. To make art as an expression of skill and craft and humanity reinforces humanity. To push a button that steals art and call it your own is domination.
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SpaceTessContinuum @eigenvalue.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
www.npr.org/sections/sho... On Friday, the rule will be entered into the federal registrar. There will be a time for public comment for 60 days. The ACLU is attempting to fight this from going into effect.
npr.org
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have ...
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
This sums it up perfectly. It’s not a conversation.
“There is no ethical way to use the major AI image generators. All of them are trained on stolen images, and all of them are built for the purpose of deskilling, disempowering and replacing real human artists.”
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
We Didn’t Start The Fire-ass news cycle
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The Intellectualist @theintellectualist.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them. theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
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Mabel Syrup @emmylis.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I would have so much more respect for the designers who put this together if they DID use safety scissors and Elmer’s glue. Collage art is fantastic! This, on the other hand…
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
Tweet by Jason
@longwall26

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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Gregg Gonsalves @gregggonsalves.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
This is all-hands on deck. RFK Jr. wants to destroy vaccination in the US. COVID and HBV vaccination were the first step. These diseases WILL come back. And your personal vaccination status is important, but so is the coverage in your community. So up your game and fight. www.vox.com/2015/3/25/82...
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The lives vaccines have saved in the US, in one chart
Vox is a general interest news site for the 21st century. Its mission: to help everyone understand our complicated world, so that we can all help shape it. In text, video and audio, our reporters expl...
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
This is a fucking nightmare and right now I am very, very angry with the people who put Trump back in office. More and more kids are going to die from preventable diseases. As I have said for months, RFK Jr. has more power to singlehandedly kill more Americans than any other cabinet secretary.
whitehouse.gov
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Begins Process to Align U.S. Core Childhood Vaccine Recommendations with Best Practices from Peer, Developed Countries
ALIGNING THE CHILDHOOD VACCINE SCHEDULE WITH INTERNATIONAL BEST PRACTICES: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed a Presidential Memorandum to begin the
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Jesus, this is the kind of on-the-nose symbolism in stuff like A Wrinkle in Time where they travel to the planet that was consumed by the Black Thing and every house on the street was identical and the children played by bouncing their balls in unison
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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month. This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory! Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
ALL IMLS grants restored in every state & territory.In response to a ruling from a federal judge in Rhode Island, the Institute of Museum and Library Services reinstated all previously canceled grants in every state and territory. It's a huge win for libraries and our communities."The reinstatement of all IMLS grants means that libraries across the country will be able to resume vital services for learning, imagination, and economic opportunity. We are breathing a sigh of relief, but the fight is not over." ALA President Sam Helmick. Show up for our libraries, American Library Association.
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