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Emmaly

@emma.ly
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⚧️ she/her • Known as SorceressEmmaly on Twitch, mom to some, and ma'am to a lucky few. Professional software developer for 30+ years, currently a professional sorceress.

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Emmaly @emma.ly · 11h
I will not be surprised if at some point we have to plead with a weapon-carrying AI-powered robot to spare us because the people in charge of them trained the model to believe we were all terrorists, and we have to talk them out of that literal brainwashing. And we will fail to do so.
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pretty cool that everything is just reverted 50 years because the dumbest 50,000 people in the country voted for hitler
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 29/09/2026
More child harm from the "pro-life" people. "Pro-life" my ass. The right is anti-life, anti-children, anti-freedom, and anti-progress. There's no pro-life in there.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/BkI6tKFMETE?... I have never discovered so early something that will go so viral
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Hänsel - Bock auf Bass (ich hab kein Geld) (Official Music Video) LEGENDADO SUBTITLES
YouTube video by Hänsel
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
So he can be defenestrated? No thanks. What kind of Russian asset bullshit is this advice?
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Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jensen Huang doesn't know his own zip code not because of AI, but because he's so absurdly rich, he's outsourced virtually every daily activity where an address is required (i.e. paperwork, bills, mundane purchases) to administrative staff who barely get paid enough to afford a 1 bedroom apartment.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
Did the FBI relax their hiring rules to allow bestiality for Elon? Why else would he name his company "spay-sex"?
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
Just wait, before long the US government will subsidize frontier LLM firms so they survive the economy or so they outbuild Chinese firms. Whether we want it or not, the citizens of the US will be paying for LLM companies, and we probably won't even get to use them ourselves as individuals.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
I've solved the video streaming service enshittification treadmill for myself: I've decided it's not worth watching movies, so I don't. I'm not going to watch your f'king ads, so if you're going to ensure that's the only way I can watch your stuff, I just won't. Their genius MBAs can suck my balls.
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Kaldrenon @kaldrenon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once again feel obligated to remind CEOs that there are easier ways to shut down services and apps than this. If you want people to stop using it just turn it off.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
If you're playing Gambonanza, try seed 3506634752. I ended up with 10 Queens on the board and 7 Queens in the stock using the White Crown's Gambit and Recruiter Hat's Gambit while having only Queens in the stock. You'll be set to the end of the game.
Gambonanza game screenshot showing 7 White Queens in stock plus 9 White Queens on the board.  Only one Black Pawn is on the board.  The 5 Gambits are Recruiter Hat's Gambit (waiting has 1/3 chance to grant a copy of a random piece you have in stock), Will O Wisp's Gambit (Capturing a WHITE tile has a 1/3 chance to create a PHANTOM TILE), Goddess's Gambit (Your QUEENS can also move like KNIGHTS), Frog's Gambit (LANDING a piece has a 1/2 chance to skip the enemy's turn), and White Crown's Gambit (When a QUEEN captures on a WHITE tile, get a copy of a random piece you have in your stock).
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 18/09/2026
The billionaire’s attempted crackdown on Ed Sheeran’s tour only amplified pro-Palestinian statements. It’s been a joy to watch
theguardian.com
Robert Kraft’s attempts to silence Macklemore have backfired spectacularly | Arwa Mahdawi
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I worked for what I have. I don’t owe anyone anything.” So you paved the roads you drive on? Built the power grid? Trained teachers? Invented the internet? Or did society provide the infrastructure, education and stability that made your success possible? ➡️ No one makes it entirely on their own.
“I worked for what I have. I don’t owe anyone anything.”
Oh cool. So you paved the roads you drive on? Built the power grid? Trained the teachers? Invented the internet?
Or did society provide the infrastructure, education, and stability that made your success possible?
No one makes it entirely on their own. If you benefit from a functioning society, you owe something back.
(50 Nerds of Grey)
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is so alarming, especially as a woman You listen to this talk he found out where she lived because he has friends on the force, and they used flock cameras Perfect
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
This is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen all day and good because nuts to that guy
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All of Ed Sheeran's Openers Abandon Tour After Macklemore Debacle
Finneas, Lukas Graham, and more have dropped off shows with Ed Sheeran after Macklemore was pressured off the tour after saying, 'Free Palestine.'
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What is the point of having “go fuck yourself” amounts of money if you won’t use it to tell the worst people to go fuck themselves?
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sigh
theguardian.com
Trump threatens to demolish Kennedy Center if $250m renovation not done
US president’s lawyers in court filing say Washington arts complex must undergo repairs or risk demolition
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 15/09/2026
"I picked these people to cheat for me and they aren't doing it. They are failing me and the Republican party I kompromatted my way into owning. They're gonna send me to prison for treason for things I definitely did. That's unfair because I'm above the law." (my interpretation of his words)
CBS NEWS

Supreme Court hands Trump administration Major blow in mail-in voting

Mr. Trump on Tuesday morning slammed the decision, calling it a "bad decision" and a "big loss for Republicans." He praised Alito and Thomas, but criticized the rest of the justices, particularly the ones he put on the court.

"This Supreme Court is bullied and cajoled by the Radical Left into making decisions that have set America back at least a hundred years," Mr. Trump said on social media. "These are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court, they are merely a shell of their original selves."
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 15/09/2026
I think what happens to the humans in Wall-E is what will happen to the humans in the real world. Dumb, lazy, polluting their worlds until they have to run away to find new ones, basically no ability to focus or pay attention, and ignorant. Entertained forever with no purpose, no goals, no spirit.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good night sleep tight
Duraflame shirt ad "i am. Good for 3 hours"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/09/2026
OH Scale xkcd.com/3297/
Comic. [Next to a two-story house and some trees is a huge rail (several times the height of the house) with an incomplete huge wheel on top surrounded by scaffolding.] [caption] Due to a typo in the plans, I’ve been building an 87:1 model train set in my yard.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
If people just let you cheat, what stops you from winning?
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Ve 🇮🇹🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇪🇺🔯⚛️ @fantasmavie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the world that JK TERF has helped to create. She’s a revolting, cruel bigot.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 27/08/2026
People don't hire AI agents, nor do people hire mouse and keyboards. AI agents are software tools; not people.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 27/08/2026
I do not understand why people actually want me to be around. What I mean is: I don't understand my social value. I don't know what it is that I offer to people socially for them to want me to be in their circle. I've only ever known myself to be a resource provider, so that's how I see myself.
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yeah also adding alt text
Legend 

@Be_like_legend
The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely
motivated to fix your entire life while you're
stuck at work. Then you step through your front
door and instantly lose the ability to do a single
task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one
believes you.
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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good thing Trump did away with all that evil regulation, right? Food safety inspections just slowed everything down.
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Austin James @underwhelmed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I want people who need help to get access to help. I dont want open heart surgery and a new aortic valve just because a friend's mother got one. I dont want the fire department to spray water on my house just because the neighbor's house is on fire, and they got some.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/08/2026
We live in a dystopia.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don’t have to like this guy‘s politics to recognize that everyone who has insisted for decades that The Issues are almost all too complicated and too nuanced to explain to voters let alone address was lying to you.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is [deep breath] a very good article in the Atlantic that you should read
At the conclusion of the novel, Rieux concludes that plagues ultimately teach us that “there are more things to admire in men than to despise.” There is much more to admire in Anthony Fauci than to despise. The same cannot be said of many of his critics.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Election officials and lawyers noted how surreal it is, even after a decade of Trumpism, to treat the nation’s duly elected president as the primary threat to the freedom and fairness of American elections." Yes. Always keep this front and center.
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey. Good to see you. How're those two wolves. Still inside you?
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dark day for human rights.
four frame comic. first frame shows the logo of amnesty international. second frame shows jk rowling, smiling in the dark. third frame shows an empty classroom, with a pride poster almost falling from the wall. fourth frame shows a trans flag flying in the wind. text above all the images reads : 
on july 8th, amnesty Inter-
national uk published a report
titled “A Growing Threat: The
Anti-Rights Movement in the UK.”
it listed 117 orgs, including anti-
trans and anti-queer ones
backed by jk rowling.
the backlash was immediate
and brutal : rowling pledged
to cover the fees of anyone
who wished to sue amnesty.
the report was taken down
within 48 hours.
this morning (july 31st), amnesty
fully capitulated and released
an apology to anti-trans orgs,
which, it said, should not have
been "collectively labelled as
anti-rights". rowling
celebrated.
an organisation that
bravely faced fascist regimes
and reported human rights
violations for 65 years has caved
to rowling's power and bigotry.
it's a dark day for human rights.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 30/07/2026
I'm a huge people pleaser. I learned early that I was safe as long as I was useful. The adults in my life harmed or neglected me by default, the kids did too. But when I was useful, I was wanted and I was treated well. Now I find myself only knowing how to make or keep friends by being useful.
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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ah but have you ever contemplated the elegant lines of the guillotine?
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 24/07/2026
Billionaires are harmful to society and should be forbidden.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 19/07/2026
Billionaires are the enemy of humanity. Let's not treat them like a fragile protected species. They are an invasive parasite, draining us of all our resources. Humanity is the natural enemy of billionaires, which is why they want us to eradicate each other, instead of them. Don't fall for it.
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
jeweled butt plugs are the perfect addition to a pirate’s booty
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/07/2026
who do I contact for a warranty claim for [checks notes] my entire body
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/06/2026
It’s weird to be clearly living through exactly what was warned about with global warming and still have the concept treated as a future event or hypothetical.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 29/06/2026
Canada coach Jesse Marsch (who is from the US) said this last year: "Canada is a strong, independent nation that's deeply rooted in decency, and it's a place that values high ethics and respect, unlike the polarized, disrespectful and often now, hate-fueled climate that's in the U.S."
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 28/06/2026
I use a DNS server that blocks trackers and ad networks (I pay for sites that deserve money, I just can't stand the disgusting ad tactics). Because of this, sites like Twitch flag me as a bot or nefarious user (even though I pay for both subscriptions and Turbo) and tbh I'm pretty tired of it.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 27/06/2026
It’s lovely seeing fans around the world enjoying US culture. But they haven’t been lied to. Like all countries, fun things exist alongside horrible things. The true lesson is that the US is a far better place when it is engaged with the world, not when it shuts itself away.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 12/06/2026
"Chicken and egg on my face" is when I cause a chicken-and-egg problem.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 12/06/2026
I'm real tired of seeing all these supposedly reputable people on LinkedIn choking on Elon Musk's dick bragging about how he's a trillionaire now. "Oh daddy please step on my face, yes I like the taste of your expensive boots." What's wrong with you people?
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 01/06/2026
Landlording is not a valid profession and is not real work.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 01/06/2026
This is what a leader looks like. Doesn't have to throw elbows and assert dominance. Treats people with kindness and honor. Doesn't take themselves so seriously. Brings joy, even to children. It's too bad we can't have our own Mamdani everywhere. (love the light 47 mockery too... lol)
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