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Emmaly

@emma.ly
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⚧️ she/her • Known as SorceressEmmaly on Twitch, mom to some, and ma'am to a lucky few. Professional software developer for 30+ years, currently a professional sorceress.

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Emmaly @emma.ly · 01/10/2026
Villainy. Genius.
Cargill blimp
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 01/10/2026
I will not be surprised if at some point we have to plead with a weapon-carrying AI-powered robot to spare us because the people in charge of them trained the model to believe we were all terrorists, and we have to talk them out of that literal brainwashing. And we will fail to do so.
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pretty cool that everything is just reverted 50 years because the dumbest 50,000 people in the country voted for hitler
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 29/09/2026
More child harm from the "pro-life" people. "Pro-life" my ass. The right is anti-life, anti-children, anti-freedom, and anti-progress. There's no pro-life in there.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/BkI6tKFMETE?... I have never discovered so early something that will go so viral
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Hänsel - Bock auf Bass (ich hab kein Geld) (Official Music Video) LEGENDADO SUBTITLES
YouTube video by Hänsel
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 27/09/2026
Almost twins the way I'm Fuckly
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
So he can be defenestrated? No thanks. What kind of Russian asset bullshit is this advice?
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
IMO it's like coming up to someone and pouring water on them and saying "eh, it's just water" like as if it was totally okay and normal. It isn't. Stop it.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
Even just think about this from a common decency perspective. Or *consent*. As an ill person, who knows they are ill, they are deliberately exposing people around them to an illness that will *at least* make them feel like crap. Why do this when it can literally be avoided? Kinda f'ked up.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
Yes, I did not die. But that's because I controlled every variable I could, because I'm a hyper control freak. People need to understand that there are people that can be seriously harmed by "it's just a cold" and don't seem to care.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
I had cancer when I was 25. My health was so bad during chemo that had I caught a cold, I would not likely have survived it. Had someone in my very inner circle been selfish or lazy and not informed me of illness, they would have literally killed me. I don't get why people can't understand this.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
You can drop eggs with your own hands. No need to get the Dyson involved.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
On the contrary, he's fooling ⅓ of the US voters. It's because they're undereducated and have been told that their authority figures should think for them, such as their priest, father, and (only if Republican) representatives.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 25/09/2026
"racist hesitation" I believe.
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Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jensen Huang doesn't know his own zip code not because of AI, but because he's so absurdly rich, he's outsourced virtually every daily activity where an address is required (i.e. paperwork, bills, mundane purchases) to administrative staff who barely get paid enough to afford a 1 bedroom apartment.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
Did the FBI relax their hiring rules to allow bestiality for Elon? Why else would he name his company "spay-sex"?
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
*laughs in Windows-insisted UTF-16 LE* (*sobs in Windows-insisted UTF-16 LE*)
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
Just wait, before long the US government will subsidize frontier LLM firms so they survive the economy or so they outbuild Chinese firms. Whether we want it or not, the citizens of the US will be paying for LLM companies, and we probably won't even get to use them ourselves as individuals.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
I've solved the video streaming service enshittification treadmill for myself: I've decided it's not worth watching movies, so I don't. I'm not going to watch your f'king ads, so if you're going to ensure that's the only way I can watch your stuff, I just won't. Their genius MBAs can suck my balls.
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Kaldrenon @kaldrenon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once again feel obligated to remind CEOs that there are easier ways to shut down services and apps than this. If you want people to stop using it just turn it off.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
With that seed, here's where I landed.
Success screen after beating Stage 5 Game 5.  Seed 3506634752.  Pieces moved 346, pieces captured 210, tile placed 16, gambit purchased 9, pieces purchased 10, token purchased 27, times rerolled 13, most used piece QUEEN, most used tile PHANTOM, pieces lost 79.  Final gambit list: Recruiter Hat's Gambit, Resurrection Stone's Gambit, Goddess's Gambit, Frog's Gambit, White Crown's Gambit.  Final money: $23.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
It does require you to actually play the game for a while before you become OP. Also, obviously this is not going to be fun if all you do is easy seeds, but it's fun to see gambits mesh so well together.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 21/09/2026
If you're playing Gambonanza, try seed 3506634752. I ended up with 10 Queens on the board and 7 Queens in the stock using the White Crown's Gambit and Recruiter Hat's Gambit while having only Queens in the stock. You'll be set to the end of the game.
Gambonanza game screenshot showing 7 White Queens in stock plus 9 White Queens on the board.  Only one Black Pawn is on the board.  The 5 Gambits are Recruiter Hat's Gambit (waiting has 1/3 chance to grant a copy of a random piece you have in stock), Will O Wisp's Gambit (Capturing a WHITE tile has a 1/3 chance to create a PHANTOM TILE), Goddess's Gambit (Your QUEENS can also move like KNIGHTS), Frog's Gambit (LANDING a piece has a 1/2 chance to skip the enemy's turn), and White Crown's Gambit (When a QUEEN captures on a WHITE tile, get a copy of a random piece you have in your stock).
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 18/09/2026
The billionaire’s attempted crackdown on Ed Sheeran’s tour only amplified pro-Palestinian statements. It’s been a joy to watch
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Robert Kraft’s attempts to silence Macklemore have backfired spectacularly | Arwa Mahdawi
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I worked for what I have. I don’t owe anyone anything.” So you paved the roads you drive on? Built the power grid? Trained teachers? Invented the internet? Or did society provide the infrastructure, education and stability that made your success possible? ➡️ No one makes it entirely on their own.
“I worked for what I have. I don’t owe anyone anything.”
Oh cool. So you paved the roads you drive on? Built the power grid? Trained the teachers? Invented the internet?
Or did society provide the infrastructure, education, and stability that made your success possible?
No one makes it entirely on their own. If you benefit from a functioning society, you owe something back.
(50 Nerds of Grey)
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is so alarming, especially as a woman You listen to this talk he found out where she lived because he has friends on the force, and they used flock cameras Perfect
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
This is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen all day and good because nuts to that guy
rollingstone.com
All of Ed Sheeran's Openers Abandon Tour After Macklemore Debacle
Finneas, Lukas Graham, and more have dropped off shows with Ed Sheeran after Macklemore was pressured off the tour after saying, 'Free Palestine.'
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What is the point of having “go fuck yourself” amounts of money if you won’t use it to tell the worst people to go fuck themselves?
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 15/09/2026
Are you saying he bottomed it instead?
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sigh
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Trump threatens to demolish Kennedy Center if $250m renovation not done
US president’s lawyers in court filing say Washington arts complex must undergo repairs or risk demolition
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 15/09/2026
"I picked these people to cheat for me and they aren't doing it. They are failing me and the Republican party I kompromatted my way into owning. They're gonna send me to prison for treason for things I definitely did. That's unfair because I'm above the law." (my interpretation of his words)
CBS NEWS

Supreme Court hands Trump administration Major blow in mail-in voting

Mr. Trump on Tuesday morning slammed the decision, calling it a "bad decision" and a "big loss for Republicans." He praised Alito and Thomas, but criticized the rest of the justices, particularly the ones he put on the court.

"This Supreme Court is bullied and cajoled by the Radical Left into making decisions that have set America back at least a hundred years," Mr. Trump said on social media. "These are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court, they are merely a shell of their original selves."
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 15/09/2026
I think it's a great idea. I'm concerned it'll encourage people to buy cheaper products and therefore reduce their revenue. Also the expressness of the line would reduce upselling/cross-selling potential, further reducing their revenue. idgaf about their revenue, but it'll keep them from doing it.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 15/09/2026
I think what happens to the humans in Wall-E is what will happen to the humans in the real world. Dumb, lazy, polluting their worlds until they have to run away to find new ones, basically no ability to focus or pay attention, and ignorant. Entertained forever with no purpose, no goals, no spirit.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 15/09/2026
Glad to have you in the club, Gillian <3
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good night sleep tight
Duraflame shirt ad "i am. Good for 3 hours"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/09/2026
OH Scale xkcd.com/3297/
Comic. [Next to a two-story house and some trees is a huge rail (several times the height of the house) with an incomplete huge wheel on top surrounded by scaffolding.] [caption] Due to a typo in the plans, I’ve been building an 87:1 model train set in my yard.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
Dissected while alive so we can see how their twisted minds function as to create a cure to whatever disease they have that makes them so anti-social and generally evil. [oh wait, we were supposed to make jokes, oops disregard]
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
Who is going to save us then? It's not going to be the usual people that go up against government, because many of them are going to be locked up or sent away. It's not going to be the US, who usually "saves" other countries from things like this.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
What happens when he decides someone else won the midterms? What happens when he decides not to leave the White House when the time comes? What happens when he decides we don't really need any more elections?
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
The only way this man can win is by cheating. Cheating the people, cheating the laws, cheating the system, ... and apparently cheating in elections. Right now the law doesn't apply to him, because nobody will enforce the law.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
This man cheats at everything. The other day he even told voters to cheat so their party can win. He literally says "Cheat Like Hell" at the first ever midterm Republican convention. The same man that claims that the Democrats can only win if they cheat... while telling people to cheat.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
You know how some people say that if you aren't religious, there's nothing stopping you from being wholly immoral, and it's only religion that will save you? A large subset of those people also say morality is only available if you vote for their party. Specifically this guy's political party.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 14/09/2026
If people just let you cheat, what stops you from winning?
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 13/09/2026
I'm trans. If you have to decide between the GOP or an anti-trans Dem, you vote for the Dem. The GOP is worse for everything and everyone (except the already wildly rich). Maybe you should vote in primaries if you want better candidates.
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Ve 🇮🇹🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇪🇺🔯⚛️ @fantasmavie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the world that JK TERF has helped to create. She’s a revolting, cruel bigot.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 10/09/2026
Could you use that in a sentence? I'd like to wield this correctly in battle.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 27/08/2026
It's something I've done the least work toward in my life, as I've always prioritized my career since I was 14 years old. I pretty much gave up a social life all the way until I was 35. Ever since, I've been trying to do the inverse. So this is pretty new to me. And new is uncomfortable.
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Emmaly @emma.ly · 27/08/2026
But I'm not terribly good at socializing, or more accurately it's not something I have "mastered" which considering I've mastered all the other things in my life, it's rather uncomfortable.
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