Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ngl sometimes I wish I had an “unbuy” wand I can wave around and the thing goes away and I get all of my money back 010
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026also yeah microwave electronics is like “this square shape is a resistor, this one is a capacitor, this one with all the disconnected shapes in a row is a filter”, none of them are antennas but all of them are antennas 1110
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026sounds like the same sort of bullshit as a gobau line 120
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it would be like if there was a room in your house you put all the things you don’t have a spot for, and someone bulldozed them all away and now there’s a shiny empty room to put things into again 010
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026in 5 years: Google ai is the only product. you can ask it to do any of the other tasks the other apps did and it will be correct 83% of the time 000
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tanya, highly trained special forces: Jeff, from IT, who is only here to replace some keyboards, standing in the middle of the rubble: 010
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026guy was making bad coreldraw cd clip art before any of these three things existed, so credit there 040
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if it doesn’t crash shareholders will think you aren’t using enough ai 000
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Well it’s true we did kill a few people it actually saved even more” 000
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026it needs two screens and both of them have to be at 30 degree angles 010
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“can it be M/W?” ‘sure, there was an anime about this. we won’t be talking about it.’ 1160
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026unfortunate humans 500 years later: why do we use pollen, what the fuck, who designed these stupid bodies 041
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“no but i did mean to ask about the blurry vision too, it’s probably nothing” 021
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026not to knock new users who just don’t know any better, there’s an entire world of people that clam up and refuse to learn anything new at all if it looks even slightly different 030
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026kind of users that you tell them to get it from the App Store on the phone, so they open the App Store, search for “App Store” and then they give up because it doesn’t show up 130
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m liking the new Jello Mode for macos27 windows 220
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026how would Costco fit in, a slightly less evil corporation but you have to join a cult with tithes 110
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026like there was a option to make them all curved so you could make it into a snakes screensaver 0130
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026wonder what the “cope cage” tech of anti-mine for ships could be 100
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That’s always the excuse. Either it’s an election year, or too close to an election year, or an election just happened so we “just need to give them some time and shut up and wait” 190
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026that and it slowly came out all the cool ones were fake and all the stupid ones were real 020
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Compromise: the exploding barrel is launched by your fists with extreme velocity it then explodes 001
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“giant goth chick lounge chair can’t hurt me” the lounge chair: 010
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Shopify: “React was great! It’s still great! We love it so much we’re throwing it ALL INTO THE HELL TRASH BIN. Love that React btw” 020
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if we really want to go this route perhaps a Stalin/Yezhov meme with Matt edited out of a photo of the board of directors 000
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026they’re basically the opposite. a&w puts a poind of breading on half of an onion and the DQ are like a light fish+chips type batter and thin rings 000
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026random fast food thought: the best onion rings are at Dairy Queen. The cost? Everything else they make that isn’t a blizzard is absolutely horrible 200
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026slack embeds made this almost a nanotaptor-tier post 101
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026More menu hotkeys than there are keys on the keyboard 010
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the platform of watching it flop around on the floor and die like a fish inches from water isn’t a tale of inspiration 171
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That seems sort of pointless - take it as a given they all are. 0111
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026if these are anything like counterflow lanes here there’s overhead lane indicators telling you to move over/road closed for ages before you get to the arms? 120
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love the breakdown post explaining they managed to *accelerate* into nearly every single one of them, sent another car into the wall, and then blocked off half the lane at the end 141
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026cursed image from a chat where we’re making guys with mrbeast/YouTube thumbnail face look worse 000
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026oh wait there are none left in BC for a long time now, uh hmm 000
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026additional branch of “Chalet” -> BC [but you should stop eating out so often] 100
Reposted by Emily TestAccountℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from 1452052749
Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026haha when you do this it doesn’t automatically release the votes but there is a spot to go and unvote people 020
