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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade)

@emastro.bsky.social
291 followers 167 following 599 posts

White cishet male, but it's not my fault, I was born this way. He/Him/Hey, asshole Grumpy, middle aged cat dad. Cyber security professional, which I still can't believe is a real job these days. #NAFO expansion is not negotiable.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Russia: the only country where the leaders of the opposition are legally required to write a suicide note before the election, just in case they get too many votes.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Plus ça change...
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is AI, please stop spreading disinformation. ✍️😈
AI photo of Trump kissing Putin, NOT real, ai picture
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A true rollercoaster of a headline
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Has someone said The Rolling Scones already?
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can’t get enough of seeing MAGA white supremacist Jake Lang getting his ass beat by a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man in Minneapolis.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm sorry, but if you think Nathan Cofnas being suspended for being a racist is an 'academic freedom' issue you are the dumbest fucking mark alive.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Misunderstandings...
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm not saying Trump is a Russian agent. I'm just saying that if I was a Russian agent in a position of great power, I'd be hard pressed to find ways to damage the US more than Trump is doing.
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 09/08/2026
“Farage is the beneficiary of forces that are upending systems across the world. The crypto industry donated more than $238m to pro-Trump Super PACs. Harborne has donated more than £20m to Farage and his parties.” 2/ www.thenerve.news/p/nigel-fara...
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Follow the money: the Farage funding timeline
As the revelations around donations to Reform and its leader multiply, we’re keeping the receipts. Carole Cadwalladr introduces a master timeline of our investigation into Farage’s biggest funder, cry...
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Donald McCarthy @void-d00m.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In a stunning move in the Middle East, the US, the Houthis and the Iranians have all agreed to stop asking each other to not bomb ships. A special Memorandum of Confusion just issued has agreed terms by which all sides can bomb all ships, no questions asked. More as we get it.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Abolish the Home Office
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Trouble Man @jairojohnson.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
My kind of hero 😜
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/07/2026
Whoopsie daisy. 🤣😂🤣😂
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Gilliam @reddeerranch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Day 1576 of my 3 day war. Russian oil production is booming.... I remain a master strategist.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Damn, I saw #StephenMiller trending on BlueSky and jumped to check the news. Tragically, he's alive.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I hope you find one, Margarita... #NAFO #memes
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/06/2026
This guy was arrested Tuesday night and is in prison for making terroristic threats. His name is Jake Lang. He's a pardoned January 6 insurrectionist. His bail is set at $1M newrepublic.com/post/211646/...
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Lyn @lynisalot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
An FBI agent told me to my face once that there were so many moving pieces, that I would likely end up with more charges than my trafficker. Full disclosure, this is the america ive always known.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The good news I didn't know I needed
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Putin: Please sir, can I have a parade? Zelenskiy:
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I'll Allow It
ALT: I'll Allow It
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I think #Trump has found his next #FBI director
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hit it (from r/noncredibledefense)
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
lol😂
MayoIsSpicyy tweeted:

BREAKING NEWS:

Polymarket is predicting that Karoline Leavitt will give birth to the Antichrist.

Lucifer replied:

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Shut up and take my money!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/04/2026
Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Life is weird. One day you're a head of state, the next you're sleeping in Assad's spare bedroom in Moscow.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oh well, we're shit at football but at least we can save face
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
God: I feel like I don’t ask for much, so I hope you will listen to one request I have for tomorrow. I’m calling it “Operation Abrupt Prolapse.” Now, please hear me out.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/03/2026
NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes? LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help? LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I mean there it is.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I think we have won this war against Iran 8 times now right? If we win 2 more times, is our next invasion of a sovereign country free? Do we get half off appetizers or something?
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Chronicles of Vatastan @vatastan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ukrainian interceptors at work.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/03/2026
BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. I'll explain it all in 45 minutes on @meidastouch.com here: www.youtube.com/live/H-D8SzR...
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Anthony Ryan @anthonyryan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Somewhere in the North Korean Propaganda Ministry an official winces and says: “That’s a bit much.”
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 27/03/2026
Los Angeles citizens chasing ICE thugs I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of this. People are fed up.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What have we become as a country?
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"US foreign policy" is trending rn on Bluesky, but frankly the word "policy" seems in itself a bit too optimistic for that absolute dumpster fire.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/03/2026
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 08/03/2026
New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an IRGC facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footage also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the girls’ school, where 175 people were reportedly killed, including children.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If a trans person were caught jaywalking Republicans would be ranting about it every chance they got, meanwhile a trans person JUMPED INTO LAKE MICHIGAN IN THE WINTER AND RESCUED A STRANGER’S BABY and it’s crickets.
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Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade) @emastro.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm not sure there is an official count, but I have the distinct feeling that there are more photos of Trump with Epstein than with his sons, especially Eric.
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