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Gotham FC Enjoyer

@elwood17.bsky.social
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
at my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotham play the most in form team in the league today and we won’t have Jordynn Dudley and if we lose we only have a 3 point lead at the top of the table 😭
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jordynn Dudley ultras ride at dawn!!
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Cracovia Cracovia Pany
ALT: Cracovia Cracovia Pany
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Insane that the player who leads the best team in the league in goals and in assists didn’t get the call up to the national team 🙃
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have done what jesus couldn't: lived to turn 34
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fear the ravens might be pure ass this season, but what a fooking win that was then
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve been sick for days and I just walked out to my kitchen and found gyoza and I can’t for the life of me remember when or how I acquired these #blessed
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's gonna be so funny when he quits after a couple months again.
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m fucking sick and missing a Gotham game. Go on without me batties. If I die tonight let me go out in a high note 🦇 🖤🩵
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Lamar Jackson died for my sins” - me to a missionary handing out tracks in Baltimore
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bro I’m so fucking sad
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jordynn Dudley ultras. Fuck all these mfuckers tbh
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Riot Ultras: Italian Film Scene
ALT: Riot Ultras: Italian Film Scene
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dudley’s hair has been pulled twice this season and both times there’s been no red card and the commentators have blamed her long hair for being in the way 🤷
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South Ward Central @southwardcentral.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After a highly successful spell at Chelsea, Guro Reiten is embracing a new role at Gotham FC and settling into life in NYC — now she's ready for 'the trophy season' as the Bats chase a treble. Amorós: “She’s giving us another dimension.” Read on ⬇️ southwardcentral.com/gotham-fc/gu...
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Amorós: Guro Reiten Gives Gotham FC ‘Another Dimension’
Guro Reiten is adjusting to the NWSL and life in New York while giving Gotham FC another dimension as the Bats chase a treble.
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me when I see a fullback @bfootball.bsky.social
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Fabian Hurzeler has no fans then I am dead. If the entire world is against him, then I am against the entire world
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New Fire Emblem game and new Baldur's Gate Expansion Mod dropped on the same day
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Lucy Hacking on Dual Laptops
ALT: Lucy Hacking on Dual Laptops
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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran, the Game of Thrones actor?
Jim Downey on the Conan O'brien podcast pretending to be confused about Epstein
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How did my tattoo artist correctly diagnose me with scoliosis before the actual medical professionals in my life did
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AKB the goat 🦇 🖤🩵
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes I am still thinking about Lamar Jackson
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gotham wins, Ravens win, Spirit lose, everything coming up Elwood this weekend
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BOS Nation FC I always believed in you
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blasting Kodak, drinking light beer, watching All Action Jackson do what he does best. This is me at my worst, and my life at its best
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine being us @g-loff.bsky.social
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Sideline report presented by ChatGPT” God the NFL is so fucking back
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m not watching the match but this haircut makes Halaand’s head shape even weirder. What an oddly shaped human.
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the hell has that bald manager done to the KC Current squad?
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kerr should have put the game to bed early in the second half, but brilliant control over the final 20 minutes to see that game out. Very important 3 points for the batties
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To distract from Sam Kerr missing that golden opportunity, let’s remember that time she absolutely trucked that pitch invader
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
OH MY DAYS GURO REITEN SCREAMER
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Norwegian Flag Waving
ALT: Norwegian Flag Waving
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/09/2026
Meme hybrid of Charli Kirk, 9/11 and Distracted Boyfriend
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Labor Day, Charlie Kirk Day, and 9/11 all in the same week? Truly the happiest of holidays from my family to yours @ej1892.bsky.social
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 10/09/2026
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Llorente getting a new pet every time he scores against Liverpool
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Celebrating everyone who went into labor today 🥰
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Liverpool fans after winning one game this season
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes when life gets stressful and I feel like I’m about to crash out I listen to Peek A Boo by lil yachty and it really calms me down
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every day gets worse forever until I we that sweet sweet release of death.
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oops hot water heater failed. Gonna walk into oncoming traffic
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We give everything to have these two back
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oops scheduled the appointment to start my back piece. Back on my bullshit after a two year break from tattoos 🥰
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jeff Bezos bought Liverpool and @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social is sponsored by AI. Never been a better time to cut ties with this club
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don’t want to sound like @neboneid.bsky.social here, but I had really low expectations for Liverpool’s recruitment team this summer and yet somehow they did far worse than I ever imagined
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Still some big contract decisions will be made over the next few months at Gotham. AKB and Jess Carter are crucial to this squads success. Midge and Mandy are both great players and make up the heart and soul of the culture here.
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
El Jefeeee
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The building where we store our produce for distro has no power this is week so my kitchen now looks like this lmao
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In Amsterdam, walking through the Ref Light District
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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bats TIE everybody but otherwise the rest of this tweet stands
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