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@bfootball.bsky.social
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That NTXZO idiot from #LFC Twitter who makes stupid jokes about Liverpool, life, the universe, everything. Wynter the Dog. Seattle the City.

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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
YWNA belts out once again. Now that is an act of defiance, NBC. You ballwashing fucksticks.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Fede dead ass looks like the kit man who we're bringing on because we made a promise to his momma.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Fascinated to see how and who we play in midweek. Virg, JJ, Kerkez, Macca, Victor, Barcola have all put in some miles and heart.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Here come The Littles. Up the Lollipop Guild.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Also. If you've spent the last hour taking pot shots at anyone wearing red. You are no longer invited for a pint. Dicks.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Balls. I can sit here and bitch about it all but those guys and those fans deserve better. This game is a brutal reflection of just how fucked it all is. The symbol of defiance is showing up when the cards are so stacked against. Fuck your bananas.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Savor the moment, cocks. It's all you'll ever have when the redaction comes.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Of course. Bent is bent and crooked is crooked. That's brutal for Gravey. He's been exactly what we needed him to be.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
I love you, Anfield. The best community in the world.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Going to say it now befor and regardless of the result. I adore the bravery Iraola has brought back to this team. Lumps are fine if lumps are given.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
The Welsh Scouser in our team. The gods would never give us such nice things.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 19h
Vamos, boys. Be the eternal pain in the establishment's ass that we know we are and will always be.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 20h
Giving a fair scoop of credit for the approach in that first 45 given all the things. Not confident we can do that for another 45 and walk out happy about it.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 20h
Good to know the Kavanaugh over there is just as much an incompetent cunt as the one we've got here.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 20h
Gravey bringing the biscuits.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 20h
I love you, Alexis Mac Allister.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 20h
"A symbol of defiance" ... oh do fuck off.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 20h
Vamos, Ryan. Bring us a 38 Special.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 21h
Victor Muñoz is the only #LFC player out there today with a League goal this season. That's a lot of ducks that need breaking.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 21h
Anyone seen the "Why Gravey and Not Trey" discourse? Kind of surprised that narrative hasn't picked up yet.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 21h
Is it Koumas in the 9? Or Munoz? Though I do like the idea of Bradley doing a little Isak number with two high octane wingers buzzing round him. Even if it makes no sense whatsoever.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 22h
Fede on the bench instead of Will Wright? That is a choice.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 22h
What a team to come out of the break. Totally unfair but we're gonna need Bradley, Victor, and Lewis to do their best Bobby, DIogo, and Dirk impressions today. Give zero fucks and no quarter.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Butcher who can't cut it. Always funny.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The very idea of a simulated headbutt being a more egregious act of violence than running straight at a dude and shoving them to ground with both hands is just so on brand with this sport. I love the absurdity of it all.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Richarlison must be laughing his pigeon ass off.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of these really needs to lose this so we can properly laugh at how entirely shit they both are.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Villa Brentford has arrived. Ok. Dammit. I've missed this stupid sport.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's a lot of £££ taking a value hit over at Bournemouth. Does Eddie Howe take that job? Does Arne?
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, look. The Barclays.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Barcola Muñoz and Rio against City? With Koumas and .... WILL IS WRIGHT on the bench?
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No effing stream for the #LFC u21s / Jersey Mike's Cup / EFL / much needed fix for non-international break football? I hate it here.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Yutes have a Cup game today? Hell yeah. Biggest game of the week. #LFC u21s: Davies, O’Connor, Lucky, Chambers, Ayman, Upton, McConnell, Laffey, JSL, Bradshaw, Wright.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How good is England? How bad are Croatia? How great is Jurgen Klopp? How bad was my actual father?
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're a Cubs house over there. The baseball season about to be over before the clock turns to October. Fun.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sweet baby jeebus in a tuxedo shirt -- when do we get to focus again on shit that actually matters: "What's wrong with ____ [insert a #LFC midfielder]?"
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brava, Liverpool. Never a bad way to start the day is beating Everton.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A #7 that finishes in the box?!? That's allowed?!!? #SnarkIsMyLoveLanguage
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This could be like 6 or 7. Everton getting picked apart like City's legal team.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is that Barry White's nephew on the LFC Ladies telecast?
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another interesting look at the new/old #LFC SD from @sammcguire90.bsky.social. It's also another take on who's responsible for the recent surge in top-tier Yute recruitment. Who is actually driving that part of the club and why do we give a damn?
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A deep dive into Julian Ward | Sam McGuire
A deep dive into Julian Ward by Sam McGuire on Patreon. Join Sam McGuire's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello, Minneapolis. Bring us your finest meat and cheeses, @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reading up on all the titles and monies coming our way.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was going to do a little push on @sammcguire90.bsky.social's deep dive on Julian Ward and then this City news break. Sorry, Sam. We got some sanctimony to unleash. J Ward will have to wait.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ever have one of those days when what you really need is to buy tickets to see Bouncing Souls, Suicide Machines, and The Aggrolites? Because you old as hell but remember being more stupid and less not fun?
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Take a walk around our U21s, gentlemen, they're a colossus." Bill Shankly on what happened the other night in the EFL Trophy Thing. Words and insights from @leor7.bsky.social
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Leo Rutherford (@leorutherford2)
✍️Diving into last night’s EFL Trophy victory in greater Manchester which featured involvement from the likes of James McConnell, Jayden Danns, Luke Chambers and Will Wright.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Extended highlights for the u21s?!? Let's dance.
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Highlights | Dale 3-3 Liverpool U21s (6-7 pens)
YouTube video by Rochdale AFC
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Will, is Wright.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On space manipulation and the accumulation of advantages from @leor7.bsky.social. The midfield plot thickens?
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What we learned from Bournemouth vs Liverpool
A huge away victory on the south coast analysed
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pretty decent summation of the midfield developments from @distancecovered.bsky.social. The Dom vs Flo point is one that is starting to bubble as Macca / Nyoni continue to thrive, emerge, and show what they can do.
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The Midfield
The subplot of Liverpool’s season.
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