Reposted by ElveeOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 31/08/2026YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS? 03612 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I will only tune in to this if he allows his brain worm to do the cooking Ratatouille-style. 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026A new bird showed up at the feeders this morning, much to my excitement (yes, I have reached that point of middle age). And, in a moment that can only be described as inspired by the bird gods themselves, I was driven to create this image. 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I recognize this is a typo, but It still feels accurate somehow. 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I went in to this series skeptical, but came out with Widow's Bay being one of my favorite series of the year to date. O'Flynn is magnificent in an unhinged, empathetic, and relatable way. 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026static.klipy.comHans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' MomentALT: Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Today's shower thought: If I ever play another tabletop game, I would like to make a merchant character. His name will be Josephus. His specialty will be ever-so-slightly exotic goods at reasonable prices. His robes are colorful. He will be known as Trader Joe. 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026To the UPS driver going down my street: "F*CK! [*lays on horn*] F*CK THIS JOB!! [*horn*] F*CK F*CK! [*hooooorrrrrrnnn*]" I hope your day gets better. Solidarity, my dude. 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026rathergood.com/2016/04/05/v...rathergood.comViking KittensThey are your overlords: 120 0
Reposted by ElveeJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024me: I’m cold, can I wear your hoodie? grim reaper: no. 12853153 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Y'all need to watch this. This is exactly the energy bar arguments had before we all carried the internet in our pockets. But also. He's gonna have to marry that chili dog after what he did to it. 👀🌭👉👈 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F76...youtube.comGuy Fieri Never Swallows? The InvestigationYouTube video by Doctor Spaghetti 010 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026This is the kind of harmless internet conspiracy that gets me deeply invested. I remember when the internet was made of cats and not vitriol. I feel so ancient. 213618 0
Reposted by ElveeKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026Literally a perfect tribute, a Lego set no one’s going to bother to finish 527727 0
Reposted by Elveethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026had never seen this one and it's killing me 10465692055 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Things I love: 🤡Deeply ✨stupid✨ 🥸Committed to the bit 🤓With a wink to actual intelligence 🫡 This scratches that itch: sandlerton.podbean.comsandlerton.podbean.comHamilton If It Was Sung Entirely By Adam Sandler | Boy GeniusAdam Sandler is such a huge fan of Hamilton the Musical he decided that the world needed to hear his take. 000 0
Reposted by ElveeReuters @reuters.com · 18/05/2026Civil rights veterans see history repeating after high court guts Voting Rights Act reut.rs/4ulBJXhreut.rsCivil rights veterans see history repeating after high court guts Voting Rights ActCivil rights veterans mourn the Supreme Court's weakening of the Voting Rights Act as Alabama Republicans push redistricting plans that target a Black first-term congressman's seat. 14213 0
Reposted by ElveeSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring it to a film, to live music, to the theater. Take it for hikes in the woods. Teach it to swim. Make time to laugh together. It's up to you to break the cycle. 7510110 0
Reposted by ElveeThe Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 24/04/2026Ten years ago this week, Beyoncé released the defining album of her career: Lemonade. To commemorate the date, we have republished Roberta Nin Feliz's deep dive on the album and the history and legacies of resistance in Black women’s music. www.theflytrapmedia.com/lemonade-ten...theflytrapmedia.com10 Years Later, “Lemonade” Continues the Legacy of Resistance in Black Women’s MusicThe history and legacies of resistance in Black women’s music. 213749 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Coming from a local nonprofit fundraising background, I am giggling that this could literally be any org. 020 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026This concept has been weighing heavy on me this week. "Another public reckoning with sexual violence is underway. For men, empathy remains the ceiling. For women and survivors, it has always been the floor." @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social is much more eloquent than I: www.jezebel.com/the-culture-...jezebel.comThe Culture Men Protect With Their SilenceAnother public reckoning with sexual violence is underway. For men, empathy remains the ceiling. For women and survivors, it has always been the floor. 010 0
Reposted by ElveeLinker @linker.itch.io · 10/04/2026Watching someone play New Super Mario Bros and just being like… Peach, you really don’t have much control over the provinces huh. Your enemies are so far into your borders as to make them meaningless. Why is your one line of defence this little Italian man and his green brother? 18813 0
Reposted by ElveeSonia Sulaiman @soniasulaiman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’m not the only survivor noting this today. 👇🏼 7439108 0
Reposted by ElveeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This is what Mumford & Sons looks like to me 2293680 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Is it like this in other offices? Broken things are just worked around and the issue isn't noted. People (MEN) wait for someone else (9/10 times A WOMAN) to fix it. It's always a standoff to see which one of us breaks first. I'm not your secretary. Put on your big boy pants and communicate. 000 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 09/04/202615min into troubleshooting the giant shared color copier/printer/fax machine to see why nothing includes the yellow toner, a very helpful gent from a neighboring department walks by and says, "Oh, it's been doing that for at least six months." "OH REALLY." 100 0
Reposted by Elveedon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/04/2026one must imagine sisyphus wearing a funny little hat 312929 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026As a kid, my mother would pack my St. Pat's Day lunch with entirely green food: Green milk. Green bread (from the snake-shaped bakery loaf). Green tuna salad. We are not Irish. She was of English descent. I maintain this was a war crime. Last item alone should have saved her spot in the Hague. 010 0
Reposted by ElveeTyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible." 10896592018 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The YEARNING. Ennui. Existential angst, but make it fashion. 010 0
Reposted by ElveeSophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward. 36278955 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Happy Fish Doorbell Day for those who celebrate! visdeurbel.nl/en/visdeurbel.nlThe Fish Doorbell — The Fish DoorbellDid you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL. 010 0
Reposted by ElveeLisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026FISH DOORBELL IS BACK ON MARCH 2!!! visdeurbel.nl/en/visdeurbel.nlFish Doorbell – It's almost here! — The Fish DoorbellZie je een vis? Druk op de Visdeurbel dan opent onze sluiswachter de sluis en kunnen de vissen doorzwemmen. 212779 0
Reposted by Elvee☔️ @teamibou23.bsky.social · 27/02/2026This is the most important thing on the internet rn 🤣😭 12669228 0
Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Still advising people to stay in place and stay safe, obviously. 110 0