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Elvee

@elvee.bsky.social
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Feminerd and snarkchitect. Herder of cats. Future ghost. Woman of a certain rage. #STL

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I will only tune in to this if he allows his brain worm to do the cooking Ratatouille-style.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A new bird showed up at the feeders this morning, much to my excitement (yes, I have reached that point of middle age). And, in a moment that can only be described as inspired by the bird gods themselves, I was driven to create this image.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The truthiest of truth bombs.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I recognize this is a typo, but It still feels accurate somehow.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I went in to this series skeptical, but came out with Widow's Bay being one of my favorite series of the year to date. O'Flynn is magnificent in an unhinged, empathetic, and relatable way.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment
ALT: Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Today's shower thought: If I ever play another tabletop game, I would like to make a merchant character. His name will be Josephus. His specialty will be ever-so-slightly exotic goods at reasonable prices. His robes are colorful. He will be known as Trader Joe.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
To the UPS driver going down my street: "F*CK! [*lays on horn*] F*CK THIS JOB!! [*horn*] F*CK F*CK! [*hooooorrrrrrnnn*]" I hope your day gets better. Solidarity, my dude.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Someone has to keep the Old Ways of the Internet alive.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
rathergood.com/2016/04/05/v...
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Viking Kittens
They are your overlords:
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
me: I’m cold, can I wear your hoodie? grim reaper: no.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Y'all need to watch this. This is exactly the energy bar arguments had before we all carried the internet in our pockets. But also. He's gonna have to marry that chili dog after what he did to it. 👀🌭👉👈 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F76...
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Guy Fieri Never Swallows? The Investigation
YouTube video by Doctor Spaghetti
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is the kind of harmless internet conspiracy that gets me deeply invested. I remember when the internet was made of cats and not vitriol. I feel so ancient.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026
Literally a perfect tribute, a Lego set no one’s going to bother to finish
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's boots. 💜💙💚💛🧡🧡♥️🤎🤍🖤🏳️‍🌈
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
had never seen this one and it's killing me
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Things I love: 🤡Deeply ✨stupid✨ 🥸Committed to the bit 🤓With a wink to actual intelligence 🫡 This scratches that itch: sandlerton.podbean.com
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Hamilton If It Was Sung Entirely By Adam Sandler | Boy Genius
Adam Sandler is such a huge fan of Hamilton the Musical he decided that the world needed to hear his take.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 18/05/2026
Civil rights veterans see history repeating after high court guts Voting Rights Act reut.rs/4ulBJXh
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Civil rights veterans see history repeating after high court guts Voting Rights Act
Civil rights veterans mourn the Supreme Court's weakening of the Voting Rights Act as Alabama Republicans push redistricting plans that target a Black first-term congressman's seat.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Behold, the dumpster is burning with fire, but the dumpster is not consumed
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring it to a film, to live music, to the theater. Take it for hikes in the woods. Teach it to swim. Make time to laugh together. It's up to you to break the cycle.
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The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 24/04/2026
Ten years ago this week, Beyoncé released the defining album of her career: Lemonade. To commemorate the date, we have republished Roberta Nin Feliz's deep dive on the album and the history and legacies of resistance in Black women’s music. www.theflytrapmedia.com/lemonade-ten...
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10 Years Later, “Lemonade” Continues the Legacy of Resistance in Black Women’s Music
The history and legacies of resistance in Black women’s music.
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃
Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Coming from a local nonprofit fundraising background, I am giggling that this could literally be any org.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This concept has been weighing heavy on me this week. "Another public reckoning with sexual violence is underway. For men, empathy remains the ceiling. For women and survivors, it has always been the floor." @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social is much more eloquent than I: www.jezebel.com/the-culture-...
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The Culture Men Protect With Their Silence
Another public reckoning with sexual violence is underway. For men, empathy remains the ceiling. For women and survivors, it has always been the floor.
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Linker @linker.itch.io · 10/04/2026
Watching someone play New Super Mario Bros and just being like… Peach, you really don’t have much control over the provinces huh. Your enemies are so far into your borders as to make them meaningless. Why is your one line of defence this little Italian man and his green brother?
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Sonia Sulaiman @soniasulaiman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m not the only survivor noting this today. 👇🏼
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We live in a human centipede mobius strip.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is what Mumford & Sons looks like to me
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Is it like this in other offices? Broken things are just worked around and the issue isn't noted. People (MEN) wait for someone else (9/10 times A WOMAN) to fix it. It's always a standoff to see which one of us breaks first. I'm not your secretary. Put on your big boy pants and communicate.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
15min into troubleshooting the giant shared color copier/printer/fax machine to see why nothing includes the yellow toner, a very helpful gent from a neighboring department walks by and says, "Oh, it's been doing that for at least six months." "OH REALLY."
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
one must imagine sisyphus wearing a funny little hat
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
As a kid, my mother would pack my St. Pat's Day lunch with entirely green food: Green milk. Green bread (from the snake-shaped bakery loaf). Green tuna salad. We are not Irish. She was of English descent. I maintain this was a war crime. Last item alone should have saved her spot in the Hague.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 16/03/2026
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Lowly Worm in his apple car captioned with lyrics from Tracy Chapman:

You got a fast car.
I got a plan to get us out of here.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Alternate: How your email finds me.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
How your email finds me.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
2026:
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The YEARNING. Ennui. Existential angst, but make it fashion.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"BuT iT's CaMp!" Sit down, sir.
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Sophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The most accurate take on Mr. Murphy I've ever seen.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy Fish Doorbell Day for those who celebrate! visdeurbel.nl/en/
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The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell
Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.
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Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
FISH DOORBELL IS BACK ON MARCH 2!!! visdeurbel.nl/en/
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Fish Doorbell – It's almost here! — The Fish Doorbell
Zie je een vis? Druk op de Visdeurbel dan opent onze sluiswachter de sluis en kunnen de vissen doorzwemmen.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The absolute SPEED at which I reposted this.
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How your email finds me.
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☔️ @teamibou23.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is the most important thing on the internet rn 🤣😭
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's just this easy
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Elvee @elvee.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Still advising people to stay in place and stay safe, obviously.
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