Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 10hIf the shoe doesn't fit, then that isn't your shoe. Stop trying to wear it and then getting mad at everyone else that you don't think the shoe fits. The more you try to wear the shoe, the more it looks like it was your shoe all along. 062
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ash would not use his litterbox tonight until which conditions were met? Select all that apply: A. The litterbox was fully cleaned and changed, B. I used the toilet at the same time as a Pee Buddy, C. The Western Pine Seed Bug was removed from the box, D. The faucet was running at the same time. 6191
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For those who are blessed by the gods whose cats use the wood pellet litter (no, I don't need advice on transitioning a kitty to different litter, Ash said Hell No in no uncertain terms): Do you use a sifting nested litter box? I've sat for a few kitties who have a traditional box for pellets. 171
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyCri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tried to get Binx in the "right light" to show her Ghost Stripes. Stop laughing! I *did* think I could get a kitten to pause in the right light. Slightly blown out, you can see some of her ghost stripes. Way blown out, dayum! There's a whole ass Tortie under there! Like white "stars"-- #cats 1212913
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Podiatry Typo of the Day: Patient report right foot bumbness. Bonus: my shorthand for "hypermobile bunion" is "hyperbun." 020
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today I found out that I'm "Y'know, tonic water by itself is actually kinda good" years old. We ask for your privacy during this difficult time. 0231
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dog Friend status maintained: a border collie at the market this afternoon leaned against me for pets while their owner listened to the band. 2280
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friends, I cannot express how unbelievably giddy I am right now. 5371
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: Sweetiebug, that's a lot of Mr. Mouth noises for 4am. Ash: Noise? Oh, how horrid. Wanna know what else is horrid? Me: Oh gods. Ash: That open sewage pit you call a litterbox. Me: Dude! I scoop it and add new litter thrice daily Ash: I may as well crap in an alley Me: Full clean out it is then. 1110
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyPatrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I CAN actually get a decent focus on a jay!! Those eyebrows 😍 🪶 27710
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Most annoying effing night. I have a motion censor light in the stairwell going up to my office, which starts in the bedroom. Effing thing starts going off while Ash is in bed with me. Batteries now removed for the night. To paraphrase Master Shake, I'm 40 or 50 years old and I do not need this. 1100
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Spiders: We need to have a talk. Not only did I evict a jumping spider from the truck today (with bare hands, thank you very much!) but here you are next to my dish drying area. 171
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...popsci.comThe Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than everVoting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29. 211674708
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026False alarm for the False Widow! Thank you, @cataranea.bsky.social !! 0100
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyDr. Catherine Scott @cataranea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s a false widow (Steatoda grossa). Not medically significant. Also very shy and non-bitey 1131
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyErik Gulbranson @erikgulbranson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is like the “what is this spider?” Winning Lottery ticket. 152
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Um, arachnology-spider knowing friends? Could you tell me what my new under-the-kitchen-sink dweller is? She's kinda putting a damper on my cleaning frenzy. 7164
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Again I beseech thee: feast not upon the blackberries from yonder alley, lest thine palate be sorely vexed. 080
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New followers! Cool! Here's my intro. One rule: Be excellent to each other, and we'll get along great. 190
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My friend, I won't evict you to outside (they went to the porch), but you can't hide from Ash in the kitchen sink under the water pitcher (which was quite the surprisethis morning before coffee). 1192
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me: Other Me, don't start. Other Me: How we feeling? Me: Like crispy fried ass. Other Me: Would that be because yesterday you didn't eat from 10am to 8:30pm AND reorganized the bedroom AND only got 5 hours of sleep on a 4:30am start day? Me: I'll nap later. Other Me: Sure, sure. 090
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Squirrel Brain makes you think thoughts like "I could go to bed...OR I could try out this new bedroom arrangement." (Need for sleep won over, thankfully. ) 1100
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyRima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Lights off, after dark, please. Tonight is expected to be another very active night. Watch local radars after sunset, you’ll likely see the “blooming” grow as more and more birds take off under the relative safety of night. 1319
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Me: Well, Other Me: we have a lot of walnuts. What are we making? Other Me: We're making baklava. Me: Of course we're making baklava! 0200
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every. Single. Problem. In this entire story can be easily remedied by one simple solution, which is don’t fucking let your cat wander around outside completely unsupervised! You can’t be outraged and furious about what your cat gets up to when you don’t even know where it is! 351199227
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ash would like to offer the helpful advice of, perhaps, not eating the alley blackberries at this particular height. 0131
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me: I'll just shell these walnuts while watching an episode of "The Frankenstein Chronicles." I'll go to bed early after that. Also Me, four hours later with a sore thumb: Dang it, how did it get to be 11:30pm?!? 050
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyPatrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@saskajanet.bsky.social , I’m not sure if this is a borb so checking with the expert 😁 Probably a #birds , maybe a #borb, definitely a Dino 🦖 😄 1224332
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Someone convince me to *not* make a small batch of chocolate icing and eat it out if the bowl. 10200
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Watching "Des" for my before bed dinner show (y'know, something light-hearted). I can see that David Tennant is one of those actors who just melts into his roles! 080
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Fellow Squirrel Brains: you're not fooling me, I know your brain has a song or media scene on repeat right now. Share your Brain Cacophony with me! Mine is currently playing scenes from Archive 81 and Florence + The Machine videos. 15150
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyKatharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 02/09/2026It isn’t enough to care – eg after the devastating wildfire season in Canada, less people were willing to vote for climate-related reasons, not more. Why not? Because they were missing the hands. The bigger the disasters, the more our sense of efficacy plummets. I explain more here:astronomy.comSolving the climate equationMost people worry about climate change, but few know what to do. The right tools allow us to convert scientific urgency into effective action. 1183
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyMatthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 02/09/2026I also hated square dancing as the weird boy in school. Then of course I found out that Henry Ford was behind the whole square dancing trend, because he was convinced the Jews were corrupting pure white kids with Black jazz. So square dancing is racist and antisemitic! We can hate it forever! 182
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I heard the term "do-si-do" and had horrific flashbacks to forced high school PE square and line dancing classes where students chose their own partners. I started ditching because 1. No one was choosing the loser girl and it was an exercise in humiliation, 2. I loathed both the moves and the music. 290
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Listen, progeny of Ungoliant: you cannot set up shop in Ash's main window. That's a sure way to get patted to death by murder mittens. 2110
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Danger Cat momentarily forgot that he's out for my arse and rubbed up against my legs while I was prepping his food. He soon remembered. 040
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyDr Dave Hone @davehone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Great little thread. Really quite similar in some ways but also partly parallel to this that I wrote a couple of months back: archosaurmusings.wordpress.com/2026/03/27/t...archosaurmusings.wordpress.comThe importance of basic researchFollowing on from my last post on the importance of publishing data as well as testing hypotheses, I thought I’d expand a bit more on an associated problem with the idea that this area is increasin… 0247
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyAndy Farke @andyfarke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hot Take for #FossilFriday - the quest to make paleontology "useful" and "relevant" and "high impact" has backfired spectacularly. A hypothetical "Big Data Approaches to Deep Time Ecosystem Services" almost always end up largely disconnected from actual fossils. (thread) <1/n> 611832
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Typo of the Day: Patient was last peen in clinic on... (I caught it and immediately corrected) I will not be taking any questions at this time. I ask that everyone please respect my privacy as I recover from this trying ordeal. 0130
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 27/08/2026OK so here's the problem I asked him flat-out whether he had stolen anybody's life savings recently and he made this face 1128524
Reposted by Lisa BuckleyMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂) 984101592400
Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ah, more #StimSongs! "I have never seen submission embodied half so well As in the feeble competition between men with souls to sell And I've never seen a guard dog with less fearsome of a bite Than with its tail between its legs found at the rich man's side" youtu.be/5NfyIpE4zaw?...youtu.beParis Paloma - Good Boy [Official Music Video]YouTube video by Paris Paloma 030
Reposted by Lisa Buckley🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I can’t guarantee earth will be consumed in 🔥 ☢️ CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE☢️ 🔥 if someone, maybe moved by the Goodness of Dolly Parton, doesn’t adopt these kitties ASAP. But it seems a lot more likely & we’d deserve it all the more 🚨CATS NEED HELP🚨 In NE but plz rpst no matter where you are 14514