Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Holy fuck this song is perfection.witchesexist.bandcamp.comdrown, by witches existtrack by witches exist 000
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel like Bachman-Turner Overdrive oversold how easy it was to make a great living playing in a rock band. I got a second hand guitar and I can make sounds loud or mellow. But I’m still slaving in a job to get my pay. Is it that I didn’t get in with the right bunch of fellows? Is that it? 000
Reposted by Tony TeaThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit thehardtimes.net/culture/nati...thehardtimes.netNations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like ShitSARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly like him... Continue this tale 19216
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One of my best friends has launched a pod where he and a musician discuss music the musician loves that are outside the bounds of what they play, etc. First episode is up, go check it out!youtu.beMatt F Basler discusses Elliott Smith & They Might Be GiantsYouTube video by Dynamic Range Talks 011
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Damn, the new Dollywood commercial got me this morning.static.klipy.comSad Pikachu Crying PokemonAlt: Sad Pikachu Crying Pokemon 030
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Welp, 62’s won’t fit into the Schaller tuners I have. 🤷 So much for my C/doom dreams. 140
Reposted by Tony TeaRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sorry for the hot take but there shouldn’t be mosquitos. 6595
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Shut the fuck up, Siri. I’m rocking out, just let me have some volume for a moment. 020
Reposted by Tony TeaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289216983497
Reposted by Tony TeaGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226394987140
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Perhaps the only positive thing to come out of today’s sad news will be many epic, tear-filled Dolly Parton tribute drag shows all across the South. 010
Reposted by Tony TeaGeorge Middlebrooks @gmiddleb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Man. Dolly's impact was so profound and far-reaching, but let this kid from East TN tell you she really changed a lot of lives around here. RIP queen 081
Reposted by Tony TeaNelson Gullett @nelsonwdvx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just had to break the news about Dolly live on the air on WDVX… a station that services her hometown in East TN. I almost didn’t get through it. Just… devastated . 082
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What a sad, sad day for humanity. Dolly Parton was a tremendous human being and I feel so much sorrow knowing that she has left us. I wish I had more to say, but I’m just done with this day, this week, this year. 010
Reposted by Tony Teae.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/08/2026finally got long videos to work, so here's my masterpiece 14419116
Reposted by Tony Tea𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛_𝚕𝚢𝚛𝚊 @daisygoldmi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026be kinda crazy if this got topped out before she leaves the hospital yeah? and she didn’t have to feel the financial stress on top of her pain and nausea? we’ve still got a long road to recovery and until she’s there, we’re down to just my income. upwards of 3 months til she’s cleared to go back.gofundme.comDonate to Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery, organized by Tiffany ScottFor years, I have been living with brief, but debilitating head… Tiffany Scott needs your support for Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery 0129
Reposted by Tony Tea⇲ Trashbuff ⇱ @trashphotography.online · 12/08/2026@daisygoldmi.bsky.social gave us an update that Tiff is out of surgery and that everything went well, but they're still gonna need a little bit of help with the bills and recovery. Please donate if you can and please share to help outgofund.meDonate to Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery, organized by Tiffany ScottFor years, I have been living with brief, but debilitating head… Tiffany Scott needs your support for Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery 1119
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026True story: in elementary school I was recruited to play on a girl’s team because they had a 6’ girl that made the school tournament unfair. I was the only student that came close to her height, so I played in a girls basketball tournament and nobody GAF. Worth noting, my team didn’t win. 110
Reposted by Tony TeaChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is the difference between a winner and a loser. “Yeah you wanna try? Go ahead and fucking try. I’m gonna kick your ass anyways, and if I lose, I’m coming back twice as hard. If you’re on my team, we’re gonna smoke em.” vs. “WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAH” <fifth place benchwarmer diarrhea noises> 161778257
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Pavement night 2 at the Ryman. Better than night 1, but I had much better tickets tonight. The set just had better flow. Soccer Mommy was excellent, wish I could see a full show of them. 000
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You ever see a fish that looks like you usually feel? ‘Cos I found that fish today. 000
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 25/07/2026When in the ‘Burg you play Hillbilly Golf. It’s one of the few “OG” things left in this tourist trap hellscape of a town. 100
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I couldn’t sleep last night because I couldn’t stop thinking of how I answered a mental health questionnaire earlier in the day. I checked “anxiety never impacts my sleep” on the questionnaire and then spent all night worrying about that answer and work. But, everything’s fine. 😬 120
Reposted by Tony TeaKyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026In February, USA Rugby banned trans women from all levels of one of the world’s most inclusive sports. What happened next was telling. Across the country, teams refused to comply. The story of the Baltimore Ferals, who are pushing back: www.thebanner.com/sports/rugby... 4963371654
Reposted by Tony TeaThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026What To Know About Cyclosporiasis theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyc… 252689536
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Harry Kane looks like the villain from The Golden Child. Tell me I’m wrong. 000
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Why did I think Alfred Molina was deceased? I’m watching The Boroughs and it’s immediately amazing because he’s in it. 000
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Pretty sure @realinfowars.bsky.social should check this out. They’re incubating lizard people in AirBNB’s and they’re advertising jobs on LinkedIn to run the program! 010
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The Moroccan player just grabbed the Canadian dude’s crotch. What is this, a Heated Rivalry spinoff or a World Cup football match? 000
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Hot take: MAGA have cried “socialist” and “communist” so often that no one but the hardest of hardcore righties even process it anymore. If everything is “socialism”, then nothing is *really* socialism. And then the parts of the government 80+% of people actually like are 100% rooted in socialism. 210
Reposted by Tony TeaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source. 480150703213
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tiff did some crazy art for my daughter and she’s super cool for that. She’s facing frickin’ brain surgery and could use some help. 241
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My tale of a loop of ultimate frustration as told by two screenshots: 010
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“The algae pool threw colored shadows on her face, but I could tell she was blushing.” 000
Reposted by Tony TeaPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute 8272501368
Reposted by Tony TeaThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday theonion.com/target-scales-back-pri… 354420754
Reposted by Tony TeaThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Scream Queens Ranked by How Bad We Want Them Fronting Our Band thehardtimes.net/lists/scream...thehardtimes.netScream Queens Ranked by How Bad We Want Them Fronting Our BandIt’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together! Well, almost.... Continue this tale 0394
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 04/06/2026For years this hawk would come hang out at a detention pond just outside my window. My office loved this bird, it always brought us joy. Unfortunately, it was hit by a car today right in front of my office. We’re all very sad, and it’s even worse to have to drive past the remains. 😭 200
Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’m out on a weeknight seeing the legendary New Brutalism. (Opening band pictured) 010