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Tony Tea

@eltonito.bsky.social
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Former Sasquatch, geeky car guy, nerdy music guy.

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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 21h
Fucking gnarly. I hate our healthcare system, it’s bullshit you’re going through this.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Visiting a historic home at the very start of its rescue and renovation.
A hallway with loads of plaster damage on the walls and ceiling, a ceiling fan, 100 year old hardwood floors, and gorgeous wood trim.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Noted. These would look nice on my candy apple red JM.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My fav feature is the pop of contrast red on the wrap of those strings. Very nice.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy fuck this song is perfection.
witchesexist.bandcamp.com
drown, by witches exist
track by witches exist
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The business end of Pathfinder.
Space Shuttle test unit Pathfinder viewed from the rear, with solid rocket boosters and external tank.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conantations?
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dwight Schrute: Abandon All Hope!
ALT: Dwight Schrute: Abandon All Hope!
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like Bachman-Turner Overdrive oversold how easy it was to make a great living playing in a rock band. I got a second hand guitar and I can make sounds loud or mellow. But I’m still slaving in a job to get my pay. Is it that I didn’t get in with the right bunch of fellows? Is that it?
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But those Tama’s still look so good, though.
A red Tama rockstar drum kit with a crash and hihat.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tama was on top in the 80’s, I guess. GC had a used teal stained 80’s Stage Custom a few weeks ago I deeply regret not getting.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We need to time share a kit. I’m trying to source a used Yamaha Stage Custom at the moment to replace the 80’s Tama Rockstar we have now.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Burundi Truck Council: Trucks, don’t you wish you had one?
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know, I was just thinking… man, wouldn’t I just love a truck?!?? If only I had some rando out there willing to convince me to act on this intrusive thought.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can I haz nacho?
A mostly eaten plate of nachos with a torbie cat looking at the plate.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit thehardtimes.net/culture/nati...
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Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly like him... Continue this tale
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where is he now?
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One of my best friends has launched a pod where he and a musician discuss music the musician loves that are outside the bounds of what they play, etc. First episode is up, go check it out!
youtu.be
Matt F Basler discusses Elliott Smith & They Might Be Giants
YouTube video by Dynamic Range Talks
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The education required to reverse it is going to be insanely time consuming and expensive. I’d say, regulate it like it’s real and then have Big Pharma buy all of the major brands. “Homeopathy, brought to you by Monsanto!” Overnight, that shit dies.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Damn, the new Dollywood commercial got me this morning.
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Sad Pikachu Crying Pokemon
Alt: Sad Pikachu Crying Pokemon
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gordon Ramsay meme “Why do you hate deliciousness”
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And they’re my only locking tuners, which I’m always thinking “Why haven’t I retrofit everything to these?” Now I know why!
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I found out they’re Sperzl tuners and their max is about 58. I’m Just going to order a set of 7 strings with a low 56-58 and that way I still have a full set for something else. And I’ll pollute the algorithm into thinking I’m really into Korn or some shit.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Welp, 62’s won’t fit into the Schaller tuners I have. 🤷 So much for my C/doom dreams.
A black Obstructures guitar missing a string and an envelope sitting next to it with the text “Ernie Ball Custom Gauge 62”
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sorry for the hot take but there shouldn’t be mosquitos.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shut the fuck up, Siri. I’m rocking out, just let me have some volume for a moment.
A phone notification suggesting the user turns the volume down while they listen to Big Black’s “Fish Fry”
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ll believe it now. Unlike Musk, the Ellisons aren’t willing to lose money to prove a point. While controlling the media is a goal, it’s not their only goal. It has to make them money. Weiss is disposable to them as both a woman and a gay, and there you go.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why am I trying this?
A guitar tuning all tuned D-A-C#-G#-B-D
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perhaps the only positive thing to come out of today’s sad news will be many epic, tear-filled Dolly Parton tribute drag shows all across the South.
Family picture taken in Asheville with the Dolly Parton and RuPaul mural as the backdrop.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My wife was the Imagination Library coordinator for Knox County for many years. It is one of the things she’s most proud of, and she was the person who got those hospitals to get the IL signups in the newborn information packets. It’s impossible to understate how much good Dolly did for TN.
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George Middlebrooks @gmiddleb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man. Dolly's impact was so profound and far-reaching, but let this kid from East TN tell you she really changed a lot of lives around here. RIP queen
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Nelson Gullett @nelsonwdvx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just had to break the news about Dolly live on the air on WDVX… a station that services her hometown in East TN. I almost didn’t get through it. Just… devastated .
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a sad, sad day for humanity. Dolly Parton was a tremendous human being and I feel so much sorrow knowing that she has left us. I wish I had more to say, but I’m just done with this day, this week, this year.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/08/2026
finally got long videos to work, so here's my masterpiece
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𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛_𝚕𝚢𝚛𝚊 @daisygoldmi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
be kinda crazy if this got topped out before she leaves the hospital yeah? and she didn’t have to feel the financial stress on top of her pain and nausea? we’ve still got a long road to recovery and until she’s there, we’re down to just my income. upwards of 3 months til she’s cleared to go back.
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Donate to Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery, organized by Tiffany Scott
For years, I have been living with brief, but debilitating head… Tiffany Scott needs your support for Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I knew the Rampage. That, sir, is NOT a Rampage. Alas, there’s no modern version of the Omni to give the El Camino-Ranchero treatment, so we’re going to get an actual truck.
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⇲ Trashbuff ⇱ @trashphotography.online · 12/08/2026
@daisygoldmi.bsky.social gave us an update that Tiff is out of surgery and that everything went well, but they're still gonna need a little bit of help with the bills and recovery. Please donate if you can and please share to help out
gofund.me
Donate to Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery, organized by Tiffany Scott
For years, I have been living with brief, but debilitating head… Tiffany Scott needs your support for Support Tiffany's Brain Decompression Surgery & Recovery
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Sumbitch, I done been pronouncing diaspora wrong since you was knee high to a grasshopper.”
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Smokey And The Bandit: Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Alt: Smokey And The Bandit: Sheriff Buford T. Justice
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Side note: I had only read “diaspora” my entire life and in my head I was pronouncing it as “dye-UH-spore-uh”. Less than 10 years ago I heard it for the first time. Someone said it on NPR and I was so fucking glad I never tried to use that word in convo before then.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Urgh… and = an Effing lack of edit function.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tomorrow on a very special Game Changer: Marie Antoinette learns and important lesson about empathy, and public relations crisis management.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This country desperately needs a reckoning with toxic masculinity. It took me to my late 20’s to scrub all I’d been programmed with since birth, and now I’m now overwhelmed that I’m dealing with people my age who’ve never processed it because our culture doesn’t just ignore it, but rewards it.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Also worth noting, this made the bullying I was enduring far worse.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
True story: in elementary school I was recruited to play on a girl’s team because they had a 6’ girl that made the school tournament unfair. I was the only student that came close to her height, so I played in a girls basketball tournament and nobody GAF. Worth noting, my team didn’t win.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Failed? Passed? Whatever you needed to pee, I hope it had lots of it.
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Apology is not required, that was a sympathetic WTAF?!?! It’s baffling, happy you failed your drug test and proved those bastards wrong. 😂
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is the difference between a winner and a loser. “Yeah you wanna try? Go ahead and fucking try. I’m gonna kick your ass anyways, and if I lose, I’m coming back twice as hard. If you’re on my team, we’re gonna smoke em.” vs. “WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAH” <fifth place benchwarmer diarrhea noises>
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Tony Tea @eltonito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
WTAF?!?
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