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Toby Applegate

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Senior Lecturer of Human Geography UMASS-Amherst Teaching sufferers of Stockholm Syndrome where Stockholm is since 2005.

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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 14h
Inspired by @peark.es posting that Annie Mac drop of US Two, here’s a set I had the absolute pleasure to be at live in England. I was never an Oakenfold fan but this is a height of powers moment in time.
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Paul Oakenfold @ Homelands 1999
YouTube video by HomeLab
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
his special lunacy stormed his general sanity, and carried it, and turned all its concentred cannon upon its own mad mark
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is nothing more irrational than a Red Sox fan. From 14 games under .500 to the playoffs, they are being lambasted by the meat heads who are calling for the heads of everyone from the manager to the hot dog vendors for losing in the first round. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #RedSox
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly. AI music isn’t like my cool older brother Robert Smith who has shown me every possible emotion a man can have has the ability to be rendered as beautiful catharsis.
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do not believe that even the most committed of Reddit Atheist actually believes that James Talarico or Andy Beshear are going to rule via theocracy. I’m sorry not all of their message is specifically tuned to your sensibilities but grow the fuck up
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have two ways to access student records and progress.’One is a run-house suite that works great and looks like something from 1997. The other is a slick advising platform that is one of those things that administrators get tricked into buying by software sales engineers. It works sometimes.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The man is a viper.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Er, Nietzsche was, um, not a, um, Christian and, um, his calling Christianity an, um, slave morality wasn’t about spirituality, because, um he was calling for a revaluation of values not, um, the abolishment of, um, faith.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye is an objectively bad QB and it is going to take a miracle for his ass to get out of that status.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This. Is. Spot. On.
ifloz.substack.com
EVERY SINGLE FUCKER IN THAT ROOM KNEW WHO HE MEANT
Norway's foreign minister stood up at the UN, read the rap sheet out loud, and never once had to say that POFS name.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The state of academia laid bare.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know great country music when I see it. This is not great or even good country music.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will never give a dime to the Adult Day Care Center (MS ‘03) after this disgusting display of Fascism until there is a formal apology and mass resignation of senior administration up to and including Randy Boyd. All of this to appease Trump and Allan Jones, racist inventor of pay day lending.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Administrators. That's where the money goes. Pedagogically unsound teaching tools like Chromebooks. That's where the money goes. Crumbling school infrastructure. That's where the money goes.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is wildly accurate
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He has Nauta steal the friggin scissors
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Transcript: All of these men in helmets auditioned for the construction worker part in the Village Part <inaudible> This guy and that guy tied so now they will fight to the death.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fly 🦅🦅🦅 Fly! One of the greatest YouTube videos ever.
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m actually shocked. I didn’t think they had it in them.
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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the anti-dem accounts around here are finding interesting ways to cope with mamdani inviting trump in to his home
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The NFL and FBS are becoming unwatchable. I said it and I meant it.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bestern Massachusetts
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Greg Schiano ::Bill Belichick:pork roll::scrapple
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UMASS umassing on that drive. Pop Watson need to learn to end a game early on a team like this. Stonehill is physically incapable to handle any UMASS player. My son, hockey player, “I see what you mean by the ‘D1 difference.’”
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never live in Tennessee. Seriously.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is always a tweet.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad...
aftermath.site
Hello Local Business, Your AI Ads Are Costing You Customers
'Even if this was a genre popularised by human artists, it would still look like shit'
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me? It would be the shop. Three bays. 16 foot ceilings. HVAC. Air purifiers. Two lifts. Two complete sets of Snap-on tools. Hazmat handling (oil, fluids, etc). Epoxy floors, tubbed. Proper lighting. Power and pneumatic drops. Everyone says kitchen on that thread, but they won’t use 90% and the rest
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is Tuesday 11:13am a few thousand miles east on the MassPike.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is enraging. I can hardly get $500 for a conference fee. Find a local small college team and follow it. Most are streamed online with minimal ads. Nobody is fooling themselves with dreams of a big NFL payday.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Massachusetts Info for voting has dropped. Here are my votes on ballot questions.
Cover of the massachusetts ballot questions information
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From a TN story on a measles outbreak in the state. Do not live in TN. Trust me. Don’t.
Amy Stone Kilroy • 10h
Unbelievable how "measles" has been weaponized at fatal. Watch the Brady Bunch episode. Benign most of the time.
And many doctors consider it to be cancer-protective later in life.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
“I hate to do this, but fans wouldn’t be able to experience The Lost Tour as intended if I performed in the state I am tonight.” — Phoebe Bridgers
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Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after e...
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI robots replacing the police in a police state? Nah, couldn’t happen.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First week (also known as Syllabus Week and What a Waste Week) in the books. I have 2 large general education courses. After I announced that exams would be in person with paper exams, multiple versions, and bubble sheets (AKA tried and trued), I had numerous walkouts and drops. I regret nothing.
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Scott Zumwalt @drainsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
ALT: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Constitution says “all persons.” SCOTUS today? I Dred Scott their ruling.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have no idea who Hasan Piker is. No, really.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/09/2026
"You can use either of the two adjunct-faculty computers in the back corner of the lounge/adjunct center, next to the snack machines. There is a sign-up sheet on a clipboard that’s maintained by the RA of the adjacent dorm." buff.ly/mTpnVH8
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Guidelines for New Adjunct Faculty to Help You Feel Kind of Welcome
“You can use either of the two adjunct-faculty computers in the back corner of the lounge/adjunct center, next to the snack machines. There is a sign-up shee...
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yup
I have a north carolina accent
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A murmuration of starlings above Sardinia, Italy. One of my favorite natural phenomena.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you put $100 down on UMASS against Rutgers tonight, you made $2350.😳
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dawg.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What the deuce? UMASS up 2 TDs on Rutgers. I got my PhD at Rutgers. I have no idea where that stadium is. I was on the Livingston College campus. Rutgers is HUGE. Let’s go UMASS!
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
May this AI outage last until May 2027 so I can watch my beloved students actually learn something.
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Charles Mathewes @ctmathewes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social I know you & some others are interested in the Sea Peoples (or have at least an ongoing bit about them) thought I'd share this good piece about them that just was published: ancientneareasttoday.substack.com/p/who-were-t...?
ancientneareasttoday.substack.com
Who Were the Sea Peoples? And Did They Bring About the End of the Bronze Age? - 3 Sep 2026
Who Were the Sea Peoples?
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/09/2026
Since Yale is not interested in academic freedom, it no longer serves as an institution but is merely a large property owner. The Connecticut General Assembly should seek to revoke all of its property tax exemptions like how Zohran Mamdani has written a similar bill dealing with Columbia and NYU
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So all i have to do is be a bigot and I get a sabbatical? ok. “Yankees fans should be banned from college campuses. They are inferior.” WTF.
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Toby Applegate @tapplegate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Possibly esoteric, but the Chetniks were Nazi aligned Serbian (primarily) militias during WW2. I have met a lot of former Yugoslav folks and I learned the various tattoos. It helps temper your conversation there in Southeastern Europe.
total-croatia-news.com
Serbian Influencer Detained in Split Over Chetnik Tattoos Faces Deportation - Total Croatia
A Serbian so-called influencer has been arrested and detained in Split for publicly displaying his Chetnik tattoos
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