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@elspi.bsky.social
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Angry old math professor

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Any chance Spain could edit him out of all of these scenes, too? #Glory-Hog-In-Chief
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yes this
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Steve Marshank @smarsman1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This message hits hard.
Graphic with a blue background and large white text reading “DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS.” Below is a screenshot of a post explaining that Canada does not have CBS, that a “60 Minutes” episode aired normally in Canada, and stating that Canadian networks are not subject to U.S. government interference. The post ends with “We’re not under a dictatorship. You are.”
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2025
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles  theonion.com/trump-still-...
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles 
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Captain Capybara @vought.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You must be talking about this one.
Text from an article published on July 19, 2025 in a publication called the Metro

“METRO EXCLUSIVE
Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
By Carl Campanile and Rich Calder
Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET
• 68 Comments”
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I remember when this happened.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It happened this morning. Thanks for checking in though.
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concerned2.bsky.social @concerned2.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Dee-o-Lantern @deescribe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
little library gallows humor for ya :'D
A sign on a metal bookshelf that says "Apocalyptic Fiction has been moved to Current Affairs"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/05/2025
“The discrimination these people are facing is absolutely sick—they’re literally hunting them down,” said Trump theonion.com/trump-g...
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Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
WASHINGTON—Condemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee status this week to former SS guards. “The discrimination these people are facing is absolutely sick—they’re literally hunting them down,” said Trump, who greeted the small group of centenarians on the tarmac at Dulles International Airport and […]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Unfortunately, I Think This Is True….
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Nice work Australia
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Amen.
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♥️♠️Pam♦️♣️ @pam.sheshed.rocks · 20/04/2025
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck !
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Privately, sources close to Jared and Ivanka say they oppose kidnapping Americans and sending them to die in El Salvador torture prisons.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2025
anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
we really do
The Chaser headline: Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today. Photo of Trump.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The White House. The actual White House. This is the attitude of every abuser, who is now fearful of the consequences of their abuse.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
While looking damn good in it!
A tweet by David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt
) reads, "REMEMBER WHEN THE MOST SCANDALOUS THING OUR PRESIDENT DID WAS WEAR A TAN SUIT?" The tweet includes a photo of Barack Obama standing at a podium, smiling broadly. He is wearing a light tan suit with a white shirt and a striped tie. Behind him is the Seal of the President of the United States, featuring an image of the White House, and an American flag is visible to the left.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/04/2025
i know it’s a fraught word but these are degenerate people
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
We fight to give hope — a reminder that there are still those within the government standing up for what’s right. Since Saturday, we’ve faced relentless attacks. We know there will be consequences for our actions, but we will not back down.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2025
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
True ✅
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Alex S. Vitale @alexvitale.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The emergence of American concentration camps. Starvation, torture, and death. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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Immigrant women describe 'hell on earth' in ICE detention
No shower for days, cameras trained on the toilet, women crammed into cells 'like sardines,' among the allegations.
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alr.lykke🦋 @anettelykke.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/03/2025
Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist theonion.com/conspir...
Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Robert Morris, the former Texas megachurch pastor and Trump spiritual adviser, has been indicted on child sex crimes. "After almost 43 years, the law has finally caught up with Robert Morris for the horrific crimes he committed against me as a child," his alleged victim told me.
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Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump adviser, indicted for child sex crimes
Morris is a former spiritual adviser to President Donald Trump, and Gateway — one of the nation’s largest megachurches — has been particularly active in Dallas-area GOP politics.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2025
Tesla Dealerships Attacked With Molotov Cocktails theonion.com/tesla-d...
“Cars are supposed to kill people, not the other way around.”

Maggie Falix, Deed Issuer
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#BLM/#NMP/#ANTIFA🇲🇽 @sinnu1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Everything after “Hey”
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
As Orwell predicted.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Accurate.
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Dr. Tzipora @drtzipora.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Found on Threads
Colbert on Rep. Al Green's removal: 
"Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he snuggled in a spine."
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JK @miniver.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Gandalf and Saruman walking together in the film adaptation of ‘The Lord Of The Rings’ with a caption suggesting Saruman speaking:

Elves and Men started this war. We will sit down with Sauron and discuss which rare earth metal reserves and pieces of the Shire he would like in return for peace. WHICH ISILDUR NEVER EVEN TRIED, BY THE WAY.
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Matthew Haugen @mjhaugen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
There are like 10 things happening every day that would have been historic scandals that ended previous presidencies
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Did ChatGPT help you come up with this comparison
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Kevin Roose
@kevinroose
There is a weird amount of overlap between the people who insist that we take climate experts seriously when they warn of big changes on the horizon, and people who refuse to take AI experts seriously when they say the same thing.
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Stormy⛈️ @stormabigail.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Well?
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Leaders of the free world stand united in London The United States is not among them
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Lizz Winstead she/her @lizzwinstead.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Congress should dress like Zelensky to the State of The Union
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“I’m gonna berate and bully the leader of a warn-torn democratic ally for all the world to see because my daddy Vladdy told me to, but first let me put on these fifty-three layers of cake makeup so all the drag queen hating MAGA Incels who jerk off to my face know I’m a manly man.” - this fucker
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