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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The government could be testing the lettuce but instead... The bad place we are in.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Any chance Spain could edit him out of all of these scenes, too? #Glory-Hog-In-Chief

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

We wish. That guy was a much better president.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Yeah, but they weren't treasonous fucking morons. The lesser of two evil can really make a difference.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Did trump really tweet this, cause I may not be gay, but that certainly is?

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm like dude, you hired an arsonist. How can you act surprised when it all goes up in flames?

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

He is cross dressing.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Yeah, it's only misgendering if they aren't crossdressing. Rumor has it, this isn't misgendering.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It is arson. Good criminals cost money.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Like a vampire in a house of mirrors.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

He is a brown guy working for the Nazis. Being drunk is the only way he could possibly cope, and probably the least evil thing he is doing. He should drink more.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Yes, it was very important to know what the Nazis ate for breakfast.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Oh no, that's terrible.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

This message hits hard.

Graphic with a blue background and large white text reading “DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS.” Below is a screenshot of a post explaining that Canada does not have CBS, that a “60 Minutes” episode aired normally in Canada, and stating that Canadian networks are not subject to U.S. government interference. The post ends with “We’re not under a dictatorship. You are.”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2025

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-...

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

What did goatf***ing ever do to you?

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

You have just vindicated the last 40 years of my life. Thank you.

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Captain Capybara @vought.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

You must be talking about this one.

Text from an article published on July 19, 2025 in a publication called the Metro

“METRO EXCLUSIVE
Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor
By Carl Campanile and Rich Calder
Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET
• 68 Comments”

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Sorry, but beets taste just like poison.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

No, you were cursed with a beet.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

How many of taco bell's burritos were stolen from you?

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Berlin was pretty bohemian last time I was there, also lots of cultural stuff. Depends on what you want.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I am sure the lake of fire has enough space for them.

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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Well at least the birds are having fun in the mud. The boat will just have to dream of open channels.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Maybe the boat would be less crappy if it was afloat rather than aground. Just sayin.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I remember when this happened.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

It happened this morning. Thanks for checking in though.

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Dee-o-Lantern @deescribe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

little library gallows humor for ya :'D

A sign on a metal bookshelf that says "Apocalyptic Fiction has been moved to Current Affairs"

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Not usually such an opportunity for solitude at a parade.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Yeah I figured I would check out one day on the step machine. You could call it natural causes, but ain't nothin natural about an old man doing 300 flights of stairs because that's what he has always been doing.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Unfortunately, I Think This Is True….

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Is this some sorta weird flex about being close to the border? Cause if I did that, the drive would be longer than the flight to Europe.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Right. You notice how when we were young there weren't any early career awards or young __________ ________ workshops. We was robbed.

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elspi @elspi.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Mrs. art thief?! But your handle says "not an art thief". I am alerting the authorities.

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♥️♠️Pam♦️♣️ @pam.sheshed.rocks · 20/04/2025

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck !

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Privately, sources close to Jared and Ivanka say they oppose kidnapping Americans and sending them to die in El Salvador torture prisons.

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2025

anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now

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