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sometimes I write. sometimes I stare at birds. photographs/art my own unless otherwise stated. queer. it/its and she/her in unequal measure. 🔞 actually just a moth. maybeelse.site

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Else @else.social · 1h
a macro photograph of a white woman's belly. only a narrow slice of skin is visible between her green pants and black sequined shirt. the sequins dissolve into creamy, sparkly bokeh
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m @mjjii.com · 5h
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you Catseye very cool!
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sinnykitt @sinnykitt.bsky.social · 18h
who knew that maintaining you half human cyborg boyfriend would be this hard
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get shoes with a deep heel cushion AND sigils to avert hexes placed on you by your sworn enemies — that’s how you win at being middle aged
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Else @else.social · 16h
so like, I'm not into men, but some kimchi would really have improved the rice bowl I made for dinner
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19h
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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Else @else.social · 21h
I endorse everything that happens in my erotic horror stories. Yes, even that. Women deserve to have a little fun.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Else @else.social · 29/09/2026
Writing has been extraordinarily hard since moving, which is always distressing but has been made rather more so by the number of stories I have that are only a few thousand words away from completion—to say nothing of all the seeds I have waiting in my notes. So it goes.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 29/09/2026
if the no loads refused cum dump were a lesbian event, I think we’d still be discoursing about it today tbh
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Else @else.social · 28/09/2026
There is (and probably always has been) a massive cultural appetite for opportunities to mock people for being non-normative. In part it allows the ingroup to draw boundaries around itself, both outwards and inwards—a warning of what transgression brings, and an assertion of hierarchy.
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Silby @silby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
subtle malfunction shuddering polymer bones, ozone-inflected
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Briar Ripley Page @flameswallower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i may be very blunt, i think part of the problem here is that many people who read a lot *of fiction* and even read quite widely within *fiction* read very little nonfiction, theory, essays. (cont.)
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did you know they can't stop you from writing a song about snuffbait
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
therapist: this one just says "who's up clamoring for witchdick" jana: was that a question therapist: more of a concerned admonishment, I think
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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Else @else.social · 27/09/2026
beautiful women should comply with this instruction, btw
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Else @else.social · 27/09/2026
come to [redacted] in the next half hour to watch a very wet moth flutter home through the rain
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hi, everyone! Excited to announce that I’m launching I Don’t Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again: Game of the Year Edition on itch! This serves both as an actual physical page for Bugs as well as a way for you to support me, if you so choose :) tomorrow-today.itch.io/i-dont-remem...
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I Don't Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again: Game of the Year Edition by sage tomorrow, today
a single player journaling rpg WITH UPDATED GRAPHICS AND NEW MECHANICS
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you think in 600 years when we're all clouded up there'll be a bunch of cyberdykes going Oh to be a loyal Cop... bethrothed to your Mayor... and buying like Village People ass navy blue caps to anachronistically pair with 21st century milsurp riot armor
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Else @else.social · 27/09/2026
The Vourdalak is such a film. Deeply unsettling, beautifully acted, and full of horrors which hinge upon uncanny dissonances and hungry emotions. More people should watch it. You should watch it. Watch it, okay? I won't be able to help loving you if you do.
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(newest member of the hypno villain association) yeah so this girl was annoying me so i made her walk into traffic and she got hit by a bus (everyone and their harem looking at me weird) why didn't you just rape her ?
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 26/09/2026
Dylan Faden in Control Resonant standing proudly in front of a poster for The Egg.
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Else @else.social · 26/09/2026
Even with how eggy the first few acts of the new Control are, I really wasn't expecting the fourth act to open with Pope prescribing Dahlia estrogen in an extended musical number. No gameplay changes, but she looks way happier now
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Else @else.social · 26/09/2026
I really can't wait for the first tgirl baseball X draftkings partnership. the discourse is going to be fucking rancid and half the team will be arrested for match-fixing a week later. it'll be great
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Else @else.social · 26/09/2026
women love messing up and making a little mess. it's gender-affirming.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi, new fan and community member here! :) Quick question: why did the artist make what they wanted to make instead of what I wanted? I understand they enjoyed making it, and that you all enjoy it too, but I just think they made a huge mistake not making my thing instead. Thanks!
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the moon is so beautiful right now... her gleaming shimmering radiance... what a lovely lady in the sky... sometimes i like to imagine the full moon is the eye of a dragon and if you can get it to see you in reflective surface, you win the dragons protection and heart... :o)
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Else @else.social · 18/06/2025
"My gender is such that all attraction to me is gay/queer/straight" is fun and all, but how about "my gender is such that all attraction to me is problematic"? What about that? How is it problematic? Fuck, I don't know. Grab my collar and pour a few shots down my throat and let's find out together~
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Else @else.social · 26/09/2026
Even with how eggy the first few acts of the new Control are, I really wasn't expecting the fourth act to open with Pope prescribing Dahlia estrogen in an extended musical number. No gameplay changes, but she looks way happier now
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Else @else.social · 25/09/2026
an ampersand-based induction works pretty adequately, and the absurdity is fun
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mouette @mouette.moe · 12/11/2024
victorian yuri.
two victorian women engage in an implicit erotic encounter through the medium of a scandalous table leg.
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 25/09/2026
i found a place with some weird porn. i've marked it on our map
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(trying to interact with my date's cock but i'm a point and click protagonist) hmmm... no i don't think so. i'd really rather not. that must be useful for something. i don't think this is going to help. ew, what a stupid idea. that might be useful later.
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Else @else.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I remember that there are people who unironically believe that the Three-Body Problem is a generational work of science fiction. And they may be quite lovely people otherwise, but ... wow ...
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Zinzrinz @zinzrinz.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
doll sitting there sipping a beer as about a dozen disembodied hands open its panels and grope its insides
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 23/09/2026
#CURSEKISSCUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II has finally begun! > So WHAT if Nathan Small just got his shit cursed to smithereens by the Femboy Fairy? He doesn’t have TIME for a Gender Situation right now—he’s late for his WEREWOLF ROCK BAND JOB INTERVIEW!! READ IT HERE: → www.dicot.moe/ckc-2 ←
The cover art for CURSE/KISS/CUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II by Valerie Halla. On the cover, a smizing wolf-eared woman looks down on the tiny skirt-wearing boy in the palms of her hands. The pouting, sparkling boy emits mars symbols in protest of his smallness and skirt-wearingness.

In the background, a quote from the woman:

“I guess I don’t know what’s going on inside your *head*, Small—but I’ll tell you what I see from out *here*. 

*I see a boy who can’t stop apologizing for wearing a skirt.* 

What’s up with that?”Character profiles from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

Nathan Small: A human software engineer fresh out of college and newcomer to the City of Monsters. As a matter of survival, Nathan Small navigates social situations by making himself as uninteresting as possible. This strategy has recently been complicated by a fairy’s curse that turned all his boy clothes into girly-girl girl clothes for girls.

Listen: Don’t read into this too much. In fact, don’t read anything into Nathan Small at all. If this whole skirt situation is making his heart beat funny, maybe that simply means he has a garden-variety cardiac arrhythmia. Didn’t think of that, did you?

Anyway, he has to go interview for a spot in a rock band now, so please just be cool, alright?

Rinne Alexandria “Lexie” Kamitani: Guitarist and lead singer for Dodecadendron, a punky un­der­ground rock band. Make no mis­take: Lexie Kami­tani is Kind Of A Lot. Charis­matic, laid-back, and eas­ily amused, her cool ex­te­rior be­lies a re­mark­ably in­tense in­di­vid­ual with a pro­found pas­sion for truth, love, and art. She ex­clu­sively fucks with peo­ple who Give A Shit.

Al­though born a werewolf, she spent her teenage years among hu­mans, dur­ing which time she de­vel­oped her ex­treme dis­taste for au­thor­ity. Most mon­sters don’t fit neatly into the cat­e­gories of “cis” or “trans”, but Lexie loudly self-de­scribes as a trans woman.An excerpt from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

“I lost a bet,” says Nathan to his assembled audience of crickets.

“I lost a *bet*,” he says again, but differently.

“I...*lost a bet*. Actually, the *truth* is, I...lost a bet. Well, see—basically—I lost a bet? *Lost* a bet. Lost a *bet*? Lost...a bet?”

He frowns.

“Oh, you lost a bet? So basically, what you’re saying is that you think wearing a skirt is sort of a, kind of a joke? You don’t get the job. In fact, I’m calling the police. *Idiot.*” He punts a stick twenty feet in the air.

He slides with his back against the wall. “All my clothes fell in a lake. Of fire? My clothes went to hell. So I had to borrow my...sister’s clothes?” He puts his palms together in prayer. “My sister, who has all my same measurements and doesn’t own a single pair of pants...and the bra straps? Um...the bra straps are...tactical?”

His ass touches down in the grass. He pleads to the moon above. “My name is Nathan Small. My name is...Natalie?” He shudders.

He thinks.

He tilts his head.

“Nathan? No, no, no. I said my name was *Nat*. Nat Small. It’s actually unisex.”

He nods, slowly.

The clouds of the moon loom overhead. He watches for a while as they silently storm.

“But the *truth* is,” he whispers, “even though I look like this...I’m actually a *boy*.”

A cricket jumps up his skirt. He shrieks.
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Klimspree @klimspree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Else @else.social · 23/09/2026
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a desk with copies of Hekate's Call and Warhound, along with various pieces of technology (a mechanical keyboard, a trackball, a flipper zero, a disused gpu, a vape cartridge, etc)
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Else @else.social · 23/09/2026
:3
A screenshot of an amazon order tracking page, showing copies of Hekate's Call and Warhound: Volume One arriving today between 1:30pm and 3:30pm.
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baby cigarette @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i dont care if your ugly or suck at something you dont get to hate yourself. cut that shit out
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Sonny @sonnytherat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Else @else.social · 22/09/2026
watching it when I was a tiny prepubescent blob definitely had some sort of impact, lol
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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
glorified sex toy, gathering dust in the nightstand
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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
some shit like: the real problem with being an emotional black hole is that the act of consumption can only happen once and, once you're done consuming that thing is just a part of you smeared across your event horizon contributing to the incredible mass that will make the next meal fall in
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Malachite, Goddess of Prey @malachiteos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At long last, Hekate's Call is now available in paperback and ebook on Amazon! Support women's wrongs today! This is a story about bad people doing harm to each other, falling in love, and realizing maybe there are things worth being better for. Lesbians. Amazon: www.amazon.com/Hekates-Call...
Ilina Falke is left in the lurch when the salvage operation she contracted for goes under in the middle of a routine job. With nowhere else to go, she signs up with the company that nearly put her in the ground with the rest of the corpses she worked with on her old boss's recommendation.

Hekate's Call is a small PMC loaded to the brim with Imperial detritus -- coerced independents, discarded lab-meat, and everyone's most reviled ace pilot -- packing up shop and returning to the core worlds. Not that the details matter to Falke. A year aboard an intersystem mech carrier is a year to figure out what she'll do next, and all she needs to do is keep her head down and do what she's told.

It's just another job until the other pilots decide she's bad for business.
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