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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i need a fucking therapist. or, like. an entomologist. or something

[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

wasp obsessed with its own mortality presented with mortality of people close to it, left deeply confused and hurt by the implication that dying tragically is something other people are allowed to do too

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

wasp who would gladly get itself killed to protect its friends, presented with the reality that most things that could be coming for its friends cannot be stopped by getting itself killed

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

feels approximately like being put in a small glass jar and shaken violently

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

protip: dreams can't catch you if you don't get real sleep

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

[the most patronizing sigh you have ever heard] mammals

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

if you take a girl who places religious significance on narrative. and you give her the setup to a tragic joke. she's going to choke on it

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"she's probably not dying, but i would be exactly this powerless if she were", and other thoughts that are incredibly dangerous to imprint into a brain like this one

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i would simply prefer my friends to stay unconcussed. or, failing that, have their head trauma in the presence of someone more capable of handling a crisis than me, [orchid noise], a literal figurative wasp in the brain of a girl with a well established and recently rekindled crush on the concussee

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

protip: watching a friend get maybe kind of concussed while you're too high to do anything but hold her face and beg for her to come back, in a way that probably just made things worse, as you watch the self repeatedly slip out of her, is not a fun experience. try not to have that happen to you, imo

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

look. there are some vertebrates that i like quite a bit, but. i just don't get it. why would you do that to yourself

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i'm definitely not the first artist to write a rap song about how i want all of my friends to want to kill me. but i'm probably being the gayest about it, which, i assume, is a reasonably high bar

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"[orchid], why do you want your friends to wish you harm?" because it makes me more endearing. it's like cuteness aggression in reverse

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

wrote a song about how i want all of my friends to want to kill me. this is normal and healthy behavior. now i need to bake some cookies, for my friends

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

accidentally wrote a song that goes so hard we've wasted most of an afternoon just listening to it on repeat oops

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"[orchid], the world doesn't need another white girl rapper" that's fine. i'm a wasp

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you can put anything in a song and no one's allowed to get mad at you

clipping of lyrics from our writing app, reading:

go ahead and say it
call me "traumagenic"
that's that shit I get off on
and I'm getting close

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kozel @kozel123456.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wasp and robber fly 🐝

Digital painting of an anthropomorphic wasp being pinned to the wall by an anthropomorphic robber fly

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if you need me, i'll be getting catfished by a damn moth

text clipping from the wikipedia entry for the attached moth, reading:

The wingspan is about 50 mm (2.0 in). Adults are wasp mimics.

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's honestly a shame that my bio is so good, because this verse really is an excellent way of introducing myself imo

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the thing is, i literally don't know how we would dress ourselves if we stopped thinking about our fashion choices as a form of character design. what other approach is there?

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

my trouble atm is that the ending of season one is looking fairly bleak, and they forgot to include any obvious plot hooks to indicate what season two is going to involve, so i think we're lined up for some kind of cliffhanger tragedy this winter that's the sort of thing that i actually worry about

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

choosing not to act on the obvious signs of a crush because she seems more like a season three arc and you're still on season one

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

then an obligatory self-quotepost, like: we say that the stars, and planets dance which implies that falling can be dancing which raises the very important question of what other acts of the celestial bodies can we see as things we do with ours the first thing that comes to mind: obliteration

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

some shit like: the real problem with being an emotional black hole is that the act of consumption can only happen once and, once you're done consuming that thing is just a part of you smeared across your event horizon contributing to the incredible mass that will make the next meal fall in

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

good timing for a Posting break tbh. because if i was having this little breakdown as jana, each one of these whinges would be like twenty lines long and take up your entire skyline

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

did you know? that dressing like the protagonist and viewing the world purely in terms of your own personal narrative doesn't magically make you a central character in the lives of the people around you. it just makes you kind of annoying to be around

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

expect the whining to continue until i have something to brag about again

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

winter depression already rearing its head in late september. like christmas decorations at a cvs

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

today would be a great day to give me $10,000 tbh

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

feeling profoundly unwhimsical and unfuckable. still got ominous going for me, though. portents of a hard fucking winter

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

glorified sex toy, gathering dust in the nightstand

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

another fun thing: when most of your appeal is novelty, you get to live with the constant feeling that your appeal is wearing off. because it is

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i think the wasp ran out of tricks a while ago. it's just taken a while for people to catch on

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it will not surprise you that i find the nonchalance with which most people kill bugs to be genuinely upsetting

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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

otoh, the [dahlians] are mostly, like. florists

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the [orchidians] are an apocalyptic cult who seek to bring about the [autumn noise], which they believe will achieve universal transmission of the wasp, leading to a utopia of weird music and weirder sex, somehow

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

when the [orchidians] pervert my teachings, resolving the so-called "many wasp problem" becomes a major theological sticking point

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

textually speaking, the copies of me that are growing in your heads are an extension of me. there is only one wasp. you just each get your own. it's a, fractal sort of thing. like arms of an octopus, forming the whole legally, i bear no responsibility for the shit they're saying when i'm not around

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

they're actually a third, worse thing, though the closest word we've found in english is, "Post"

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this will be easier if you convince yourself to think of them as "spores", rather than "eggs"

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

slutty croptop that says My Other Ovipositor Is Any Text Box With A Character Limit

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[orchid noise] (it, like a poet) @aychessianorchid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i guess i should abide by the Posting break too, shouldn't i

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