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@ellesimo.bsky.social
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churches are good for prayer, but so are cars and mountains and showers and dance floors msp, mn ❤️

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Part of why Frey has been able to grift us so hard is because the overwhelming majority of the time, he gets the pass as being the more moderate party. Now the council, the park board, and the BET are all trying to actually moderate the budget and Frey isn’t looking so smart.
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Urban Cycling Institute @urbancyclinginstitute.org · 28/09/2026
🇺🇸🏈 Americans love watching sports. 😍🚗 But they love their cars even more. This parking lot of the NFL Stadium #Arrowhead (cap 76.000) in Kansas City could house an entire village — with room for grocery stores, schools, clinics, & green space. Instead, it is a dead zone most of the year.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is your Diabetes diagnosis really helping you?
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A #WarOnWalking. A war on biking. A war on public transit. A war on any transportation choice other than driving. A war on better cities. But a war on cars? Hardly. Cars still get most of the space, rights, budget, prioritization, etc. And any effort to add more choice is immediately attacked.
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
people make fun of me for drinking the "sludge" free coffee at work, but i should be the one making fun of them for paying for coffee everyday
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
probably my best work @therealjoro.bsky.social. @mcbl.bike can't wait to see this in some PR photos
blurry photo of a tall man holding an urban arrow bike in front a fence
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
first ride in an urban arrow thanks to @mcbl.bike 🏎️
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Alanna dB @whoalansi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yesterday's bike bus! Mornings are pretty cold these days, but we're still out there (with a few extra meltdowns). This tree canopy never gets old. #yycbike
Kids and parents biking down a residential street with a beautiful tree canopy.
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
very fun and cool night at the chicago ave fire arts center open house
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i somehow forgot my bike lock key today, but learned that the clinic i work at has bike locks you rent out! love working at a place that has LOTS of bike parking and makes it easy for people to bike to a clinic appointment and/or work
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i'm sure it has always looked like this. @ 32nd and 17th
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 06/09/2026
“it is unions, it is labor that took the working class into the middle class,” says minnesota attorney general keith ellison at his annual labor day picnic in minneapolis
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the 4-H building is truly my favorite part of the fair. KIDS ARE SO GREAT
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 01/09/2026
Skipping the coin-operated cart so you can carry your groceries around in a box just means Aldi is your CrossFit gym and you'll owe them $80 every month.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Dutch people cycle an average of 2.6km each per day. If this pattern was replicated worldwide, annual carbon emissions would drop by 686 million tonnes. This mammoth figure exceeds the entire carbon footprint of most countries, including the UK, Canada, Saudi Arabia and Australia.” @euronews.com
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Cycling like the Dutch would slash the world’s carbon footprint
If everybody cycled like the Dutch, we could offset the UK or Australia’s entire carbon footprint.
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 31/08/2026
Current* conditions near Wawa, ON:
SE view of the Michipicoten Harbour on the eastern shores of Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2026-08-31 11:18:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: wawaweather.net // Current Temp in Wawa: 60 F | 16 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: E at 8 mph | 13 kph // Humidity: 100%
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I stg if yall don’t vote for Keith….
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Antifascist Spiderman posters seen around Minneapolis. The posters portray far-right influencer Jack Lang being hit by an anti-racist dressed as Spiderman outside Minneapolis City Hall on August 22.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the level of hostility people on bikes have to deal with by simply riding. It may not always manifest into gunshots but this is the reality of tension on our roads
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Casual reminder that men who don't object to dildos being thrown at women playing basketball don't give a solitary fuck about "protecting womens athletics".
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Easily one of hardest images of the 21st century. Instantly iconic.
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Sam Biddle @sambiddle.com · 23/08/2026
The death of folk graphic design in favor of AI slop across our country's delis is leading to some incredibly Lovecraftian food horrors
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Almond @almondsquirrel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looking forlornly out the window at the release of the new mexican electric microtruck and microvan.
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
still thinking about the 2 people who were making fun of me for drinking out of a public drinking fountain yesterday.. "look at you drinking that dirty ass city water" what?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Phaedra and Hippolytus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1802, 📸 via @ErikTedJohnson
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
today i got to bike to work with one of my neighbors and i'm excited to do it again next thursday and the thursday after that and the thursday after that and the thursday after that and the thursday after that and the thursday after that and the thursday after that and the thursday after that
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Amelia Bedelia holds the leash of a man in a pup mask and leather underpants. An incensed man says "goddammit Amelia Bedelia, this is not what I meant when I said 'Subwoofer.'"
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
gotta sun one singular peet (poot?)
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Urban Truth Collective @urbantruth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of our earliest posters ICYMI: If we don’t build housing to solve homelessness, we don’t really want to solve homelessness. #UrbanTruth
Same wording as post. Image of a relatively recent social/supportive housing protect in the Yaletown neighborhood in Downtown Vancouver.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Loneliness and isolation can lead to: 29% increased risk of heart disease; 32% increased risk of stroke; 50% increased risk of developing dementia among older adults; and 60% increased risk of premature death.” Surgeon General recommends designing cities to create more connections. #WalkableCities
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Walkable Neighborhoods Help Adults Socialize, Increase Community
Adults who live in walkable neighborhoods are more likely to socialize and have a stronger sense of community, report researchers at the UC San Diego Herbert Wertheim School of Public Health and Human...
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social• 3mo
Sometimes people wonder which sport has the dumbest athletes and I gotta say baseball is the only one where the guys regularly fuck up counting to three despite there being an elaborate on-field system in place to ensure they don't fuck it up.
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
not a runner
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i only understand bike shifting as either you need to pedal more or pedal less. please stop telling me to shift in a certain direction
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
an e-bike hooligan terrorizing the city (aka @ellesimo.bsky.social being cute coming home from Porchfest)
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Daniel @keepthenorthcold.com · 15/08/2026
Wouldn’t be summer without listening to the Denim Boys at Porchfest.
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Get Tickets for the Dance @tixforthedance.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Let There be Jazz at Porchfest this afternoon
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Erik Ostrom @erikostrom.com · 16/08/2026
What we’re really talking about is kids paying the price for out-of-control police spending.
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ellesimo.bsky.social @ellesimo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
listening to music with strangers in strangers yards is the best
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amityf @amityf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
GO AMY AND ALL THE ELECTION JUDGES.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS SNOOPY’S BIRTHDAY
Snoopy with birthday cake

WELL, ILL BE A
BROWN-EYED BEAGLE!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Caitlin Clark on this play
Tweet from @mikefossey in 2014 

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“One mile on a bike is a $.42 economic gain to society, one mile driving is a $.20 loss.” “Which means that Copenhagen, a city of 1.2 million people, saves $357 million a year on health costs because something like 80% of its population commutes by bike.” #CityMakingMath Some costs are savings.
Screenshot of grist article with same title as in post. Image of people riding bikes in a Copenhagen bike lane.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
CHELSEA GRAY DID IT AGAIN This time for the win after A'ja steals the ball from Caitlin
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