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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they)

@ellenprolly.bsky.social
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just a gal's gal. profile pic is my platonic self, this world blows. can't speak non-english, relies on google translate. small, angry and useless. minors dni my profile posts, i am pg-13 outside in other people's posts. Sub of @petohtalrayn.bsky.social

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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
picture of Max Caulfield with the caption "man are you cereal?"
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Spudley Boo-Right 👻 @spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Climate change is still the greatest threat to humankind.
the virgin "AGI existential risk"

- programmer LARP fantasy that makes coding the single most important skill for saving humanity
- fake and made up
- assumes that there's this vaguely defined concept known as "intelligence" that can be linearly increased as if it were a mathematical quantity
- projects an anthropomorphic drive toward control and power onto algorithms that just do statistics to spit out words; colonialist self-report
- sponsored by billionaires who want to make their technology seem more important than it is
Entirely based on thought experiments
Zero evidence
- blackmails you from the future using faulty logic; doesn't actually make any sense
-"oh no, i guess we have to build the Doom Machine now. i guess the course of technological progress is inevitable, oh well"

the Chad Global Warming

- incomprehensibly complex and interconnected polycrisis

- reveals deep-rooted flaws with the dominant politico-economic paradigm; demands a fundamental shift of human value systems by its sheer physical existence

verified by the entire scientific community

- resists ideological simplification

- billionaires don't want you to think about it because it is too scary

will actually kill you

divine retribution for fossil capital's greed and wanton exploitation of the natural world

doesn't even need intelligence to threaten humanity's survival
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶 so hiiiiiiigh 🎶
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my mind went to The Apothecary Diaries, i hope that's not the show you were implying.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...Family Dad?
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
even for something heavily involving seth mcfarlane the level of family guy ripoff levels here are at a level i didn’t think was possible. they should have called it American Guy
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👽
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol lmao, me. but then again, i don't do that these days. i'm more "idk stuff to teach", so still not a fit job.
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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me leftist man. Me think feminism divide working class. Me also think women need organize. Me live in 10000BC
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
motherfucking gentleman?
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...fuck. that is googoogaga website code, ngl.
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Well I just play indie games and watch mid-2000s anime, idk what a Fruit Love Island is" You live in paradise. You describe a self-curated paradise. The peace you enjoy is enviable and you should probably be aware of that.
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mmhmm, green.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you know the Muffin Man?
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What if Nintendo bought Sonic??? Would we get better Sonic games????" You would get 0 Sonic games bc there's only like 7 people in japan who gives a shit about that blue rat, 6 of whom work at sega as an obligation and the 7th is Inugami Korone
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...if wishes were fishes. but he isn't, is he?
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
original response! surely noting you both have hateful beliefs is nothing to address!
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
being aligned with epstein over anything is honestly suspicious, more so on bigoted things like... you know, making trans people get away via these restrictive rules. so idk, you tell me how you and that shmuck is any different.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...soaking from first purinciples? 🤪
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
l o l. l m a o, even.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wasn't he a guest star? how'd he say this whilst on the show?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
im ngl "headbanger" is a word that reeks of subtle toxicity and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
In my opinion you should only be allowed to say someone "died for their country" if they died in a defensive war. If you die in an offensive war then you didn't die for your country you died for the generic concept of empire.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wait, so you can actually read?
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...meep meep?
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't think bigotry is a useful identifier for leftists to use anymore. If you are calling a white supremacist-senator a "bigot" instead of a white supremacist, you aren't correctly identifying the extent of their aims, power and influence. Leftists, especially, need to be able to say it.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as a womanipulator, i did that first. no take-backsies.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
The reason Kanye is allowed to continue to work & Macklemore isn’t is because the people making these decisions don’t care about preventing antisemitism they care about protecting settler colonialism.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
still on a sabbatical, to be tbh. but fr, this is still as rancid as the last time i've been here.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
...omorashi? in my seison't bluesky? bro...
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Party Mouse, PhD @partymousephd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why won't these people Pokemon Go Away
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
none of these words are in the dictionary.
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The liberal solution to the prisoner's dilemma is to just insist the other prisoner should do whatever most benefits them, the liberal. Shutting down any disagreement by shouting how logical and reasonable it is for them to get all their own way.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
idk, paying for women is still morally awful. i'm with the other person here. facetiousness aside, honestly, the moment i saw the phrase "philanthropist", i noped out. only Dolly Parton, bless her giant bazongas, gets to claim that title.
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as Patrick (...you know, since i've been gone for months, and don't know who this fucker is), who? (rhetorical, lemme google the fucker.)
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if given a binary choice between mild social democracy with universal healthcare & a 1000-year MAGA reich, the establishment dems wouldn't even have to think about it. it'd be heil trump in 5 seconds
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's the Invincible "look at what it takes" meme 
But instead the top panel says "look at the cow" and the bottom panel says "moooo"

It's Harvest Moon cows
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
as for long division... fuck, that's hard. but if you know +, - and *, you can do it. it is tedious. (if you mean long division with variables... fuck that's even worse. 😣 same rules though.) bit of a waste of paper doing these by hand if they got like 20 numbers or terms though.
12568/4 = 3142, but in long division.

For posterity (slashes are line breaks, double slashes are linethroughs, the zeroes are there for aligning the numbers under the dividend, and can be removed): 03142 // 4|12568 / -12000 // 0500 / -400 // 160 / -160 // 08 / -8 // 0x^2 + 6x + 2 / x - 1 = x + 7 + (9/x-1), but in long division.

For posterity (slashes are line breaks, double slashes are linethroughs): x + 7 // x-1|x^2+6x+2 / -(x^2-x) // 7x + 2 / -(7x + 7) // 9
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
iirc: verb is (i googled) words that describe actions (action verbs, sit stand, etc.), events (become, happen), and state of being (be-verbs like is, was, etc.) adjective is a modifier of nouns. like cute. 😣 but same, i shoot myself whenever i call me smart. my ego has to be at a minimum.
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naoarte @naoarte.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
r/prematuretruncation is my new favourite sub.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Journalists love to come on Bsky and be like "OOOOWOOOUCH! BREAKING NEWS: I AM BOOTYUPSET BECAUSE A TRANS WOMAN CLAPPED MY DANG CHEECKS! OWIE OOOUGH OOOHHHH! OUUUUGH!"
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i dunno, sometimes knowing is a cognitohazard. but yeah, as a curious girliepop, i do wanna learn more.
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 23/05/2026
a hand reaching towards a bottle of diet coke hanging upside-down from an IV pole in a hospital room
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
it's okay, i use sayings i barely comprehend as good.
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SpooktobAeryn 🧛🦇👻 @femgirlgaming.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
starfire from the cartoon network teen titans cartoon
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
libel? 🤪
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poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they) @ellenprolly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
and you don't seem to understand or something, idk BoA
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