ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i love how this shot makes it look like he's about to tap dance 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026listen kids, i've taken your piggy banks and if you behave and do as i say i will give you a bit of your money back. 000
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026remembering when clocks made noise -- chiming from the mantle, the tortuously slow click of the minute hand at school, a barely perceptible swish of the mechanical digital flip 010
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026now i'm wondering if kash patel had a run in with Aubie at some point 010
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026can we stop maxing every fucking thing now. i need to minmax. 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i had an interviewer tell me that the woman who was there before me brought her parrot with her. the parrot sat on the interviewees shoulder and shit all over. i did not bring a parrot. i got the job. 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026stay tuned: things will be even more complicated for interviews 2 thru 9 021
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd channel my late mother's fervent belief in astrology and speak only in pig latin 010
Reposted by ellemmEEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You gotta respect his commitment to the idea that a heartbeat is the only important thing. 427622
Reposted by ellemmEric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you are one of the 750,000 people ejected off the ACA exchanges, I'd love to speak. emgarcia.85 on Signal. 410867
Reposted by ellemmNick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...wsj.comExclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against ParamountThe California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs. 24841321667
Reposted by ellemmPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine 03844607
Reposted by ellemmLen Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(3) Lizzy & the Triggermen - "When That Man Is Dead and Gone" (Live in Maine) - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nbs...youtube.comLizzy & the Triggermen - "When That Man Is Dead and Gone" (Live in Maine)YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen 023
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"The Great Polden Hills Mangelwurzel Day will see vegetables judged in categories like 'Biggest Girth', 'Best Looking Legs', and looking 'Most like Donald Trump'." www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comMeet the mangelwurzel: The forgotten root vegetable making a comebackMangelwurzels are attracting new fans, inspiring a festival and sparking a Somerset craze. 000
Reposted by ellemmSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026they were very subtle about it, but if you looked closely you could see the signs 91393261
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026vinted commercials out here trying to put a positive spin on poverty. "jane loves to eat, but can't always afford it, so she sells her clothes on vinted" 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026everyone: the US system of healthcare could not be less efficient or more predatory data marketing partnership: hold my beer 110
Reposted by ellemmPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663526840
Reposted by ellemmBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That's $4.1 million per DAY he's been making since the election. And remember, he isn't even allowed to have another job while he's president. This is pure corruption. Trump is the most successful white-collar criminal to ever live. 13606176
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026FBI interns are considering waging a #MeZoo campaign to back up Patel's assertion that many otherwise qualified applicants are not hired because they were the victims of bestiality 010
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026little known remake of The Sting in which two professional grifter cats hatch a complicated plot to con a mob boss. The String. 121
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026not sure i can handle learning about all the ways this world is fucked 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@adrianfontes.bsky.social why is Andy Biggs sending mailers that are funded by the House of Representatives? 011
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026folding my iphone very gently so when i tear it it has a nice deckled edge 020
Reposted by ellemmandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/09/2025Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no 261286338
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this is how we learn that Better Off Ted was a prequel to Ted Lasso 010
Reposted by ellemmHierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The reality: Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a public restroom to abuse women and children. They usually just go home. Or don a clerical collar. Or wear a badge. Or run for office. Or play pro sports. Or they just do it at a political conference. Wearing pants. 018747
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 05/09/202638 art accounts that use alt text to give the title of the work and name of the artist but have zero description of the art 010
Reposted by ellemmACLU of New Hampshire @aclu-nh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Our right to privacy does not come with an income requirement, period. That’s why we’re suing the Concord Housing and Redevelopment Authority for installing surveillance devices, called Minut Monitors, in hundreds of public housing apartments units in New Hampshire. www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2026...nhpr.orgConcord Housing Authority put high-tech sensors in rentals. Lawsuit claims it’s surveillance.Devices made by the company Minut can monitor noise levels or smoking, without a camera. The ACLU says they are akin to continuous warrantless searches by the government, and an invasion of privacy. 114242
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i'm eating necco wafers for the first time since i was about 5 years old and i am unreasonably upset that the white ones are cinnamon flavored. wtf necco? wtf? 110
Reposted by ellemmLaura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Read that again: a husband's right to dispose of his wife's property as he chose was not struck down by the Supreme Court until *1982*. 05216
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the first rule of AI fight club is there is no AI fight club 011
Reposted by ellemmMicah @rincewind.run · 03/09/2026I don’t know how many members of the military will receive the message but it simply could not be clearer that this administration doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone it’s putting in harm’s way 151081261
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the secret ingredient is making people wait an hour so they're really hungry 010
Reposted by ellemmAnna Meier @annameier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Massachusetts law forbids providers from withholding care based on gender identity, but Fenway Health ended lifesaving gender-affirming care for 400 young people almost a year ago and so far has gotten away with it. So much for our "progressive" state. Solidarity with the arrested activists. 06133
Reposted by ellemmThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201079883
Reposted by ellemmRussell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Here's the view from Scotland 0236
Reposted by ellemmleftynavyseal.bsky.social @leftynavyseal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Navy Times: The Iranians' early destruction of the US Navy's logistics hub in Bahrain has had "profound tactical and strategic repercussions", and 5th Fleet Admiral Curt Renshaw admits he is "making it up as we go because nothing is conceived to go on this length of time." Gross Incompetence 34440181
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026now we can't even eat the eyeballs. www.abc15.com/life/recalls...abc15.com'Halloween Chocolatey Eyeballs' recalled due to undeclared milk allergensIf you're already looking into purchasing treats for Halloween, be aware! Crystal Temptations has recalled their "Halloween Chocolatey Eyeballs" due to undeclared milk allergens. 000
Reposted by ellemmSam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If Dems win a trifecta in 2028 and don't push forum-shopping reform (and related judicial reforms) as their first bill, they'll doom everything else they try to do. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/30/u...nytimes.comHow Trump’s Policy Agenda Runs Through One Federal Court, in Texas (Gift Article)For years, conservative litigants flocked to Judge Reed O’Connor’s district. Now, North Texas has become a favorite destination of the Justice Department. 10918240
