ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026steve miller voice - moon burger, bet ya weren't ready for that 000
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I just got a text with this voter guide. Desperate Republicans trying to pass themselves off as "independents". 012
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026www.forbes.com/sites/kylemu...forbes.comThe 5 Senators—Including Maine's Susan Collins—With The Biggest Investments In Data CentersForbes examined financial disclosures for every sitting Senator. We found 26 Senators with at least $7 million in investments tied directly to the data center buildout, including Sheldon Whitehouse an... 110
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it's only a matter of time before he demands his followers do the centaur stance to show allegiance 010
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026how much money is going into your pocket from your data center investments? data centers that are driving a surge in fossil fuel plants? 110
Reposted by ellemmKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The degree to which this business genius does not understand literally anything about business never fails to shock me 561200117
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the toughest part would be choosing one expression and then committing to it for an entire 24 hours. 030
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026right, oz, they're selling individual sticks of butter like loosies. 1100
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026nobody's stopping them. the money is already hitting people's bank accounts. 120
Reposted by ellemmceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026I met manly jesus outside the bowling alley. smoking a pall mall from a pack rolled into his sleeve. blowing smoke through his stigmata for the local kids, smiling just as big as a horse. patted me on the back, told me I was trying my best and that it's the trying that matters. said I was doing okay 1642346
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026what if we all just sent the bribe money to people who are in tight races against R's? 000
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026yeah, if the writer is not saying some form of "I like him so I was reluctant to believe the allegations, but I realized how entirely fucked up that take is" then the rest of the article is about examining that, then no. 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Eric Schmitt now insists that one of these men is Jack Smith 010
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i love how this shot makes it look like he's about to tap dance 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the invention of a built in strainer for those stupid noodle cups would change middle school's for the better 000
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026listen kids, i've taken your piggy banks and if you behave and do as i say i will give you a bit of your money back. 000
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026pretty sure the work around there was to get parents to monitor the ride via camera -- instead of just not allowing sex pests to drive Uber 120
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026have you tried freewill.com?freewill.comWrite Your Legal Will Online, Free & Simple | FreeWillFreeWill lets you make your last will and testament quick, easy, and completely free. It is a simple online legal will maker that helps you compile will forms to print and sign, or to take as a basic ... 100
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026remembering when clocks made noise -- chiming from the mantle, the tortuously slow click of the minute hand at school, a barely perceptible swish of the mechanical digital flip 010
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026now i'm wondering if kash patel had a run in with Aubie at some point 010
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026can we stop maxing every fucking thing now. i need to minmax. 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i had an interviewer tell me that the woman who was there before me brought her parrot with her. the parrot sat on the interviewees shoulder and shit all over. i did not bring a parrot. i got the job. 020
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026stay tuned: things will be even more complicated for interviews 2 thru 9 021
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026someone needs to tell Mark Halperin to. pick a safe word that is not his own name 1340
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd channel my late mother's fervent belief in astrology and speak only in pig latin 010
Reposted by ellemmEEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You gotta respect his commitment to the idea that a heartbeat is the only important thing. 427622
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026imagine going over old medical records and remembering that this stupid motherfucker was your surgeon -- that this moron actually cut you open. jfc. 000
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026that score combined with her uncanny clown expressions = horror 11090
Reposted by ellemmEric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you are one of the 750,000 people ejected off the ACA exchanges, I'd love to speak. emgarcia.85 on Signal. 410867
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026FYI: The memetic"everyone involved in this story should die" joke was made regarding the hate crime rape and murder of transgender man Brandon Teena, which is almost always quoted without its original context note wherein he deadnamed and misgendered him, and unambiguously stated he deserved to die. 1280
Reposted by ellemmNick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...wsj.comExclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against ParamountThe California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs. 24841441674
Reposted by ellemmPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine 03843607
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026perhaps you would consider adding some writing to your posts in the form of descriptive alt text? 000
ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sir, the veterans are against building the arch. hm, but what if i add snipers? 000
