elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 5hWent to a wake for an old, beloved friend this weekend, and pls take note: People, we are too damn old to have a wake in a non-accessible venue. 1 mourner with MS was stuck on the sidewalk. Friend's brother, whom he cared for for years, is paraplegic & so couldn't come because he couldn't get in. 1140
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Once again trying to get into an Elly Griffiths novel; once again growing increasingly annoyed at the constant references to the main character's weight, how it's a mystery anyone finds her attractive, how amazing & unlikely it is that 'overweight' people in general might find 'attractive' partners. 450
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialjenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 29/09/2026I gave a talk last week about tech billionaires (we really don't like them) and how to fight them (labour organizing, it's always labour organizing). Come take a 9-minute break from producing shareholder value and watch! Thanks to @thewalrus.ca for inviting me for #WalrusTalks 🍁youtube.comJenny Zhang: Workers Can Take Back TechYouTube video by The Walrus 711145
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I especially love that, with the "Proudly Canadian" theme guideline of using mostly red and white, this is what that artist came up with. A++. 050
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026British Actors* Expand Their US Accent Repertoire Beyond New York, the Deep South, and that Weird One that Ends All 'A'-Ending Words with 'Er'** Challenge. *Only some British Actors, obvs. **As in 'Americker'. 171
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialNine Ten Publications @ninetenpub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sometimes books get a little dinged up in transit. So every now and then, when enough hurt books pile up, we list them at a discount. Check out the Hurt Book Sale for some great deals on books by 🇨🇦 authors, printed in 🇨🇦 on 100% ♻️ paper! shop.ninetenpublications.ca/collections/... 032
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well, this is highly entertaining and most encouraging. Long may it continue.static.klipy.comLife Of Brian SplitterAlt: A GIF from Monty Python's The Life of Brian, showing members of the People's Front of Judea shouting "SPLITTER!" at the sole member of the Popular Front of Judea. 000
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialBitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Pope gratified to be granted audience with Patti Smith 15112
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialDan Hon @danhon.com · 31/07/2026That m-w word from date thing is an excellent way to gather age data about bluesky's users huh 1141
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 31/07/2026wakes up looks around sighs walks over to the sign pulls off a 1️⃣ grabs another number "IT HAS BEEN 0️⃣ DAYS SINCE A CAT HAS PUKED ON THE DUVET." heads to the washing machine 1140
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Time for another shot in my knee. Does the clinic make appointments over the phone? No, they do not. Go to our website! Where you can't book with that Dr. Use our chat widget! Where I go through 3 unhelpful q&a interactions with a bot before being xferred to a person... 161
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Community garden friend: "My daughter & her fiancé are coming to visit! He's from Kentucky. What should I cook for them that will make him feel welcome?" Me: I've got suggestions & some recipes. Rule 1: For the love of god, don't make barbecue. You won't get it right & it'll be a disappointment. 450
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialKate Atherley @kateatherley.bsky.social · 05/07/2026❤️❤️❤️Free pattern here, if you want to make any of your own: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...ravelry.comBaby Socks pattern by Kate AtherleyTop down, plain and simple socks, but sized for quick knitting and extreme cuteness. An excellent emergency baby gift, or just a nice way to use up some leftovers. 2192
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Back in YVR to spend some time with a dying friend, and this time I made sure to meet up with ppl from a different circle. It's hardly a revelation but holy shit, in times of great grief & loss, spending time sharing wine & a meal with your favourite fierce women is exactly the fuel your soul needs. 1140
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialReasons to be Cheerful @reasonstobecheerful.world · 26/06/2026Restaurant customers who act inappropriately can be flagged by servers as yellow, orange or red — a behind-the-scenes system that keeps waitstaff safe. reasonstobecheerful.world/yellow-me…reasonstobecheerful.worldYellow Means Creepy: The Color-Coded Anti-Harassment System Used by Restaurant WorkersThough many will never know it, diners who act inappropriately can be flagged as yellow, orange or red -- a behind-the-scenes system that keeps waitstaff safe. 0105
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.social🏳️🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷 @goshdarn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Hello everyone, I started a fundraiser on GoFundMe and would appreciate your support. Every single share and donation makes a difference and helps me get closer to my goal. gofund.me/ce7695f4egofund.meDonate to Help Shea Get a Life-Saving Glucose Monitor, organized by Shea MurrayI am a single mother living with type 2 insulin dependent diabetes, and I am r… Shea Murray needs your support for Help Shea Get a Life-Saving Glucose Monitor 127
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"House leader Steven MacKinnon told reporters Thursday that cabinet would not use the measures 'if there are health hazards attached to them.'" Well, that's very reassuring and fully answers the question, "Why the hell do you need to stick this into a huge bill, then?" www.cbc.ca/news/politic...cbc.caCarney government passes law allowing authorization of banned pesticides | CBC NewsThe federal government has brought in major changes to how pesticides are regulated in Canada, granting cabinet the power to authorize the use of pesticides — even ones that Health Canada has deemed u... 120
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I *was* going to go water the garden this morning after yesterday's 32C temps, but today is day one of a new med and...uh...yeah, I don't think I'm up for even possibly being among people rn. I gave everything a really good soak yesterday morning, so it should be okay until this evening, right? 🤞 3110
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It took moving some furniture, laying out 2 yoga mats, and putting a fan on it overnight so we could use the living room in the morning, but the blanket for my uncle is finished and blocked. I meant to make it long because he's quite tall, but...yeah, I think it's big enough. #knitting 2200
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialJules Sherred (he/him) @geekyjules.julessherred.com · 11/06/2026‘It’s about our right to fundamentally exist’: Local bodybuilder takes his fight to BC Human Rights Tribunal thediscourse.ca/cowichan-val...thediscourse.caQ&A: Jules Sherred Takes Fight to BC Human Rights Tribunal – The Discourse.Sherred talks modern Pride, the struggle to be included in sports and why he keeps fighting for the entire trans community 36433
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 03/06/2026*Finally* got the tomatoes and cucumbers in the community garden plot. Weeded and weeded and weeded, added more compost, put down the drip hose, added lots and lots of straw mulch on top, and topped up the potato sacks, which were long overdue & needed a *lot* of soil. And would you look at that. 🤘 4170
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Sorry, tomato plants, I didn't bring you to the garden to be planted again today. Yes, it's the 20th day I've made this apology. Yes, you are good plants and you deserve better. But I finished getting all our tax info to the accountant, and that's all I've got in me. Tomorrow, for sure. Pinky swear 140
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Today, in the elevator, I discovered who lives above me. "Oh! You're the musician!" Him, with a crestfallen look, "Oh, no." "No, I'm not complaining! My mum's a musician; I grew up with the sound of someone practicing. Just...what instrument is it?" And that is how I found out about the euphonium. 2190
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Trying out being nice to myself this week, but that's meant a lot of appointments and I don't wanna go outside again. Stupid outside. It's got people in it! Why does it have so many people in it? 060
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Dear website designers: If you're going to put useful stuff in the footer of your page ('support', 'contact us', probably some other helpful links that I can't see because...), please please please do not also make it fucking infinite scroll. What the hell. 1120
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026"Oooh, the sun's out!" I said. "And it's not too hot!" I said. "Maybe I'll spend the evening planting stuff on the balcony!" I said. "Hold my beer; I've just gotta rain on this woman's parade," said the sky. #WestCoastLiving 140
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Counselling was hard, again, so I'm gonna just sit here and drink wine and read the new Murderbot about it. 2120
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Can confirm: she is a lovely person with a sweet teenager who will keep/make any outdoor space absolutely gorgeous. 130
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Spring is here, and with it, volunteer commitment creep is growing at the garden. Thank fuck I have @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social to help with border maintenance: "WTF, I already said I wouldn't...well, maybe I could..." "No." "But she asked" "And you said no. You're doing enough. You can say no." 1110
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialBitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026If you ever forget what an amplified electric guitar is supposed to sound like in ideal conditions, you can just play Sugar’s “Man on the Moon” to remind yourself m.youtube.com/watch?v=F10Q...m.youtube.comMan on the MoonYouTube video by Sugar - Topic 0111
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 30/04/2026"Smith deserves better. He was asking hard questions about what society owes its members and how power distorts markets. He would not have recognized his own framework in what Poilievre is describing." #canpoli #cdnpoli thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...thetyee.caWhat Pierre Poilievre Doesn’t Get About His Economic Hero | The TyeeAdam Smith wasn’t a conservative and knew markets could fail, even if Poilievre says otherwise. 141
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Nephew 2 took a bad spill during a bike race yesterday & went by medevac to Vancouver for surgery. His face is a mess & will need some reconstructing, though hopefully the brain injury is minimal. So today is for worry and keeping an eye out for updates from my sister. That poor kid. 8210
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I broke the first rule of baking: Never try a new recipe when the cake is important. Luckily @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social doesn't care if it's perfect, as long as it's chocolate. Happy birthday to a fabulous guy who is pretty easy to please, & would prefer good cake now to perfect cake at midnight. 8340
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialSweet Paprika @sweetpaprikadesigns.com · 04/04/2026Have you ever dyed yarn? Join us in our Montreal studio to give it a try! We have an Intro to Yarn Dyeing workshop on Saturday April 11 which is perfect for beginners. All materials are provided and you'll go home with 2 skeins of your own hand-dyed yarn! www.sweetpaprikadesigns.com/products/int... 1101
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialErica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 01/04/2026“The collective crash-out of the Canadian political and news media establishment over Avi Lewis’ March 29 win in the NDP leadership race is giving me life.” www.hilltimes.com/2026/04/01/e...hilltimes.comEstablishment enmity could be a good omen for the NDP’s Lewis - The Hill TimesThe mocking responses of the Establishment to Avi Lewis’ win belie their divorce from the realities of Canadians not in their socioeconomic class. 1230589
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialNorm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 27/03/2026His comms team should never pay for a drink again. (And this is a brilliant initiative.) 1207
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialKate Atherley @kateatherley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Also, you'll get a one-of-a-kind bookmark with purchase of Math for Knitters! 1123
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Canadian femmes: need a new swimsuit? Want one that's made in Canada? From mostly natural fibres? I bought one of these two years ago, have worn it to swim in lakes, rivers, & seas, and it still looks & fits like new. And no, they're not paying me to say that. 😂 www.simplymerino.ca/products/swi...simplymerino.caSwimsuitRestocking Mid April, & adding a two-piece. Our Wool Swimsuit! Perfect for your cold plunge, or for your summer swims. Doubles as a body suit in the colder months. Features include Adjustable st... 020
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Today's big task: garden planning. Pull out the seed packets! See how many I actually wrote the year of purchase on! Or can remember when I bought them! Then order remaining seeds, along with a snazzy new light thingy! I'm inordinately excited about this thing www.westcoastseeds.com/products/uni...westcoastseeds.comSunBlaster Universal Strip Light HangerThe SunBlaster Universal Strip Light Hanger attaches securely to the Universal T5 Light Stand, support up to seven lights, or it can be hung on its own. 1100
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 21/03/2026TFW you do a clean-up so big you have to clean up from the cleaning up. In related news, I really should clean the oven more often. And maybe not start at 7 in the evening. 0120
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 14/03/2026George was so happy to have me home again...until he realized what that meant re: the availability of his afternoon nap chair. #Caturday 1200
Reposted by @elizarde.bsky.socialBitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026“And he spake unto them saying, lock thine sheets, lest some dumbass overwrite thine formulae, which thou hadst copypasted from a website now long-forgotten. This shall be the first law of Excel Church.” 3183
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I have tried a Nanaimo bar slice (i.e., in the form of a popular type of dessert here), and it's a faithful rendition of my home's sweet treat, but y'all, this is too damn much Nanaimo bar. 170
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Last night in Aoteroa New Zealand, so I went for a ludicrous dessert (I mean, really, look at this thing) and a probably-too-strong-for-evening coffee. Now to finish postcards, pack my shit, and try to eat the grazing food that remains in the hotel room fridge. 2150
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I am disappointed to learn that this is not, in fact, where they keep the British. I'm sure the fine people of Lyttelton are relieved, though. 040
elizarde.bsky.social @elizarde.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Big trip rest evening mini-photodump. So. Here's what I did yesterday (apart from that fabulous bar). 4180