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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me and my mates once played 'Roxanne' late at night on the street, using dustbins for drums, and the police turned up.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They’ll get you ‘even less’ off a Dyson vac. I don’t think this means what they seem to think it means.

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Stu Warp @mciver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Every time Steve Miller updates his CV he also has to update the lyrics of The Joker. "I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner. I was a delivery driver for Rumbelows for 18 months" #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sod off Sonia. You’re not Skeeter Davis. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I had a Wet Wet Wet dream last night. When I woke up, my Pellow had gone. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Primary teachers hired to teach Glasgow secondary pupils to ride what?

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

There's something fishy about Bon Jovi. His brother Ant is even worse. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sheena Easton added another verse to 9 to 5. Now her baby works from home on Monday & Tuesday, and hot-desks from Wednesday to Friday. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sherrick? I remember the song from going to Royals but I would never have got this on Popmaster. #80sMemories #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The music of Five Star is regulated by Ofstedman. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It Started With a Kiss. Hot Chocolate were rubbish at texting. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

David Seaman ate so many almonds, he had to have his stomach pumped. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Thanks to Duran Duran, there is now an actual Union of the Snake which means that zoo-based snakes get tea-breaks, full pensions & private health care. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This Captain Sensible song was featured in a disco scene in Grange Hill. A the end of a camping trip, I seem to remember. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Me and my wife and sang "Eye of the Tiger" three times on karaoke night at the pub. We're going though a bit of a Rocky patch. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Frankie Goes to Hollywood ask you to steal a tool from a lumberjack. Here are your options: A) Is it a fake axe? Go for it! B) Real axe? Don't do it. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This Blancmange record is a cover version of an ABBA song. Waterloo. Just with a different tune. And different words. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

He looks different to when he was the Chancellor of the Exchequer. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The male vocals in Voodoo Ray are Peter Cook and Dudley Moore #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Have you ever wondered how the lead singer of Tubeway Army gets away with so much stuff? He applies to the European Court of Numan Rights. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Do you remember the chaos when Chas and Dave did a stock take at Ann Summers? #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I wish they had bloody strangled the creepy fucker. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Imagine being banned from swimming. What if someone pushes her in?

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Heart-Melting Post of the Day: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

“Because of its hallucinogenic effects, it became known as a "party drug" though there is evidence that its recreational use is on the rise – 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫.” Well if it can reverse the aging process, I’m not surprised people are using it.

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Happy Brian Harvey Day if you’re celebrating.

ENGLISH
HERITAGE
BRIAN
HARVEY
Boy band member
Ran himself over with his own car at this spot after eating three tuna mayo jacket potatoes
May 2005

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

It’s a shame to see that Falco died in a car crash in 1998. He was only 40. I had no idea. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Robert Palmer wrote "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On" after he sat on a remote control. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you buy some Adam Ant sheet music from a music shop this week, they’ll throw in a stand and deliver. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

You never see Smokey Robinson without Firey Robinson. #totp

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Loads of People are Quite Like Grandma.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I Love you Big Horse (You Understand Me)

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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 27/05/2026

This is why I will not accept anything less than unconditional basic income as a dividend. My work trained the AI. So did yours. We must all be compensated in cash. Every month. For life. Do not use my work and then offer me a job, or some service. PAY ME. PAY US ALL

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

His brother Albi works in telesales.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 15/05/2026