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Eli Omen

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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No problem.
Picture of a wizard hat in a home office.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
3rd edition, eh? Someone isn't taking their own advice.
Book: measure twice, cut once
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age what is the favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
Tarzan of the Apes movie poster from 1918.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Telephone trivia: the first long distance call was placed to Paris. There is a plaque on the building where the call was received.
Plaque on side of building: ON THIS SITE ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL INVENTOR OF THE TELEPHONE, RECEIVED FROM BRANTFORD, ONTARIO. ON AUGUST 10.1876. THE WORLD'S FIRST SUCCESSFUL LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE CALL.

ERECTED BY THE CHARLES FLEETFORD SISE CHAPTER TELEPHONE PIONEERS OF AMERICA 10TH AUGUST 1946
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Gotta say, this caption "Minotaur-Like Figure Under the Soil" does not do this image justice...
Ancient mosaic portraying a sexual act.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"What's in that?" "It's technically approved for human consumption." "Wut?"
Bottle with an ingredient list.  First 'ingredient' listed is "FDA approved flavor ingredients"
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Found this at the local branch of the LEGO store that's in the news right now. Took the pic thinking of @cultdeadcow.com. I too know what time it is. (I have a clock nearby)
Mr t LEGO set box
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
"Antifa since 1943" graffiti on a park bench in Italy.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"what should we call our product that asks users to plug their hardware into it?"
Charging station for cell phones branded "Brick"
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I needed a sticker and then found this one... Which I was gifted and have no memory of. And I love it.
A sticker with the 'is this...' butterfly meme.  Defcon attendees, stickers, 'is this currency'
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
No cheating, repost with your most recent photo of your pet(s).
Beautiful must in the snow next to a frisbee.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Tell that to this guy.
Photo of komodo dragon, with its time sticking out.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It was very good.
Mac and Cheese close up with toasted almond slices.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I think I'm going to be happy, but latkes are a project
Four latkes in a frying pan.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My privacy, my choice. Wait, what?
Screenshot of scientific american website cookie dialog box saying 'your privacy, your choice' in the header, displaying only the button 'accept all cookies'
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
You've tasted @mcsweeneys.net biting satire, but have you tasted their meat?
Package of McSweeney's chicken nuggets.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Agritourism Ontario: your laudable efforts to promote agricultural tourism might be more effectively served by using the word 'death' less. I've never seen a single sign warn of possible death THREE times.
Incredibly wordy wall of text in a sign that mentions death no less than three times.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Seriously though, you absolutely should have one in your house. Ideally a really cool one.
Wicked cool brushed aluminum payphone.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The first defcon merch.
Defcon 1 notepad to help people keep track of their accounts on BBSs.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Whistles for Defcon.
A image filled with whistles
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Macro mode on phone cameras is quite remarkable.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Yesterday I found one calmly sitting on a wall, motionless, allowing me to macro him with my phone.
Macro photo of a dragonfly.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Wish "get your war on" was far less relevant.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
From "get your war on ii"
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Shit, it's time to start reading these again. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...
first 'get your war on' web comic strip documenting our invasion of iraq.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The circus is actually great without animals.
Aeriel performer with a fountain underneath.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Origin story of DEF CON Goon...
Early red Defcon T-shirt with a picture of an Asian style dragon with the text "Defcon Goon" underneath.Back of Red T-shirt from early Defcon with the text "I prefer the hands-on touch this only get with hired goons."
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Found in the wild on a walk in my Canadian city.
"cope harder fascist freaks" written over graffiti that said "(unreadable) was a lie!"
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
No notes.
Poster by elementary school student about cyber security.  Heading reads "stay away from weird people because they might hack you."
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The third pizza ovening of the season.
Homemade pizza right out of the pizza oven.  Looks delicious.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Such a great author!
Photo of the best of CM Kornbluth paperback in someone's hand.
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