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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂

@elfstone.bsky.social
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you’ve been met with a terrible fate, haven’t you? a dark magician from NJ.

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15h
time to get a little fucked up and knit this baby blanket for my bff while watching my favorite movie (Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 21h
my coworkers have discovered the AI torture chamber and now that’s what we have to talk about today
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is how I feel every single morning
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today i noticed my coworker had a spotify thing on his lock screen and i was like ‘spotify? dont take this the wrong way but you don’t strike me as the sort of person who likes music’ and he replied ‘i dont really, i just listen to whatever it feeds me’.
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"An old castle stood on a rocky edge Balancing over a chasm's ledge" Here's the sketch turned into ink, from The Duke Wilhausen, our dark fantasy novel told in verse. #indiedev #indiegame #visualnovel
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Yes, but his hair was gold until, The curse slithered in like a vengeful creature." Why does it always come back? #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
raw dogged my lactose today 💓🚽
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i love no-camera firm-wide meetings that dont apply to me (i am knitting)
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
how long is he going to make me wait after making me hurry over here to meet him today? i’m already at 12 min.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i’m still really pissed off about losing my rei shirt because i really don’t think i’ll ever be able to replace it. death to the denver airport la quinta inn
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The four naiad sisters then, just as soon, Had grown tired once more of talk of men And retreated to their secret haven." The four naiad sisters of Castle Wendempfang. #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Michael Caine as Scrooge shouting down from his window "You there, boy! What day is it?"

The boy is a rabbit muppet that has had his head replaced with Yassified Elijah Wood as Frodo.

Scrooge looks relieved and joyous, saying "Then I haven't missed it!"
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i have been at my cousins hotel waiting for him to come downstairs for 35 min i am so chill rn
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 18/09/2026
New tiger cat species identified in Bolivia, first in over a century aje.news/oxwijr
New tiger cat species identified in Bolivia, first in over a century
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"He raised the gate by himself with strength returned As if it were to a new life he so yearned." The Duke Wilhausen, a narrative game told in verse. #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pink's actions in all this have been a tremendous disappointment. I guess the only enlightened one in the group was Roger Waters.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i am just going to accept that i’m in the minority opinion on the OoT remake and i will simply not think about it any more
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"The feeling of friendship, long gone, Glints anew like a restored crown." Alden and the Duke, an unlikely pair finding their footing. #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The cast list for the speaking roles has now been posted on CCC. Thank you again to everyone who auditioned! www.castingcall.club/projects/the...
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i have met white guys with brown nipples but today was the first time i met an asian guy with pink nipples
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I couldn’t deny wunderlust blooming In me and inspiring my every choice." Meet Alden. Rider. Wanderer. Inexplicably drawn to a castle with no good reason to visit. #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"…a castle, a curse, a rider through the gate…a garden, a guilt, a chance to alter fate…" The Duke Wilhausen is a narrative visual novel told in verse. Something old. Something coming soon. #indiedev #indiegame #gamedev
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Auditions for the voice acting roles for The Duke Wilhausen are now closed. A very big thank you from our team for the over 800 auditions we received last month! We are absolutely blown away by how many people were interested in performing poetry for this project. Thank you all <3
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Anomen from Baldur’s Gate 2
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tim215.bsky.social @tim215.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What do you call Brian Thompson? A good start.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I will post one brief spoiler on the Mad King play and then be silent: Rhaegar Targaryen enters a room and his first move is ‘gotta let everyone know I’m autistic’.
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"The Duke Wilhausen" Visual Poem @thedukewilhausen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We are so happy to share the new art for the Wilhausen family crest! You can follow this account for more updates and check out the visual poem's website at thedukewilhausen.mystrikingly.com. Steam page coming soon 😊
The Wilhausen Family Crest (in the style of a stained glass window): a purple tree with deep roots in a green field with a large red sun setting behind it.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 10/08/2026
Furbporeon isn't real, it can't hurt you. Furbporeon:
A Vaporeon plush whose face was replaced with Furby features
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
mom called me today and asked if ive heard of looksmaxxing
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𓆩MissDandy𓆪 👽 @missandydandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
𝘐 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰. 👁‍🗨🟡🟣
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Auditions are open for The Duke Wilhausen, an upcoming visual poem game (:
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
we travelled to SUA last night to see the Mad King play and they cancelled it less than 4 hrs before the start. we were checking into the hotel when i saw the email. luckily they were able to rebook us in 3 weeks and Stratford is cute but i’m like, not very pleased.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i wore my ao dai to the rehearsal dinner tonight and was very very careful and at the end of the night a waiter threw the bride’s unfinished aperol on me and now the silk is ruined
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
….fascinating
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
okay so it seems like i cant eat pre-cut unwashed veg, and maybe certain meats as well? anything i -can- eat when i get to the US???
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/07/2026
the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Never trust a veteran. Killing people is psychotic.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
doc says i’m full of eggs
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sorry I faked my death to get out of your book club
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this job is ass i wanna go home and play ocarina of time with my cat
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
listen i have serious planning issues i’m often late to shit but like5min maybe 10. if someone says they will be here at noon and at 12:45 say they will be another 45min.. it wouldn’t be a problem normally but it’s like the one time we have good weather i could have been at the park or something
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
best £2 i ever spent
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
finally my phone did something right for once
screenshot of an autogenerated photo album on my phone called ‘Meeper- over the years’ and the featured photo is my cat sitting on my lap and squinting happily
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
why do some people have to be so violent towards cats? it’s always out of nowhere and gross but it is especially off putting and vaguely threatening when they have just asked if i have a cat. i’m not really the audience for this what do you want me to say other than ‘damn what’s your problem’
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
and that’s a wrap
me in my young americans suitme in my young americans get up but also i’m holding ashara, my little bengal cat, and kissing her little cat face
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