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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂

@elfstone.bsky.social
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you’ve been met with a terrible fate, haven’t you? a dark magician from NJ.

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m the great pumpkin, charlie brown
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
….fascinating
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
best £2 i ever spent
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
finally my phone did something right for once
screenshot of an autogenerated photo album on my phone called ‘Meeper- over the years’ and the featured photo is my cat sitting on my lap and squinting happily
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
and that’s a wrap
me in my young americans suitme in my young americans get up but also i’m holding ashara, my little bengal cat, and kissing her little cat face
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
me arriving at the restaurant with my ass cheeks hanging out my skirt
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
my husband is going to his first mtg draft today so i’m making snacks
cookie tray with unbaked cookies shaped like MTG mana symbols
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
every conversation with my little cousins
screenshot of an instagram reel captioned ‘when i accidentally mention the year i graduated’ which is the Two Towers extended scene when Eowyn learns that Aragorn is 87. In the screenshot she is making an incredulous, almost disgusted face and saying ‘then you must be at least 60’.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i will not be taking questions at this time
it’s 1/4 size bunny suit Faye…
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
if my little baby angel cat wasnt waiting for me i would never leave this place
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i am too tired to stay up for the election results but this is how i’m sleeping knowing cheney is burning in hell:
homer simpson tucked into bed with double pillows, a cozy blankie, and a look of pure contentment on his face
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
goodbye and goodnight to my full face makeup maybe i’ll do it again in 10 yrs
it’s me but GUSSIED UP
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
play the number picking game with me or i’ll die
it’s me but i’m dressed as faye valentine and behind a tamagotchi display
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
love from Hanoi
high wizard yoss smiling in front of a statue of V I Lenin, with many red and yellow flowers growing at the base.
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
omg thank you so much ☺️
my dirty burlap wizard sack
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i think bluesky gets this one. can’t post on insta story because then my cousins will know i don’t think they’re hot :/
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the applesauce is bürning but i caanont standup
baby cat sitting on my lap while in the background you can see that i have been playing the swamp shooting gallery possibly for 2 hrs who can say really
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
fuck he’s never gonna see this 😔
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
im not arguing with anyone individually in my personal life but i do want to shame them in a general manner
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
roof sneeper……
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
MIIIIAAAAOOO
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
welcome to todays episode of evil mommy daily i’m your host gandalf horndog
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
ooohh hoo! little guys!! i saw a sad dog on the tube today
little whippet giving the side eye
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
for my birthday the great council issued me a new staff. here it is still in the box before i returned after dark to claim it
gandalf’s staff (and pipe) from the peter jackson trilogy
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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
here she is
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