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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 21h
There's a bitter irony in the fact that the Reagan revolution's attack on school funding leading to not nearly enough people hating him
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kellie Torres was directly involved in the infamous backroom deal with Zenith Energy while Chief of Staff for Dan Ryan. She was lobbied directly by Zenith and the Working Waterfront Coalition. If you want more fossil fuel industry domination in local politics, Torres has experience with that.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You gotta be willing to say "I loved it, it meant a lot to me, I tossed it all out in the trash where it belongs" if you want to avoid eventually finding yourself being loud and weird after the next piece of shit is revealed.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 01/10/2026
i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, Kotek is emblematic of the uselessness of the statewide Dems in Oregon
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still don't understand why Kotek ran for reelection. She didn't accomplish anything, isn't popular, and isn't a good campaigner. I hope the blue wave and Drazen's awful politics are enough but it's a risky, awful bet
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michèle Mouton was such a badass
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That trailer and the clips I've seen just make it look like Cage is playing Steve Coogan playing John Madden
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Razzle dazzle @rozzledozzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A 7th progressive vote is vital for the health and safety of all Portlanders. Please donate to and sign up to canvas for Jamey and Jeremy, two great candidates running in D4: www.evenstarforportland.com jeremy4pdx.com There's a canvassing for Jamey this Sunday (9/27)!
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Endorsing Clark makes me mistrust your organization and its judgment, not want to rank Clark
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Private schools are a tool for the wealthy to not have to care about public education, the same way that funding schools via property taxes is a way for wealthy neighborhoods to not have to care about school quality on poorer neighborhoods.
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@trimet.org is building a “transit champion” mailing list for the legislative session next year. would encourage everyone who follows me to sign up: trimet.org/champions
trimet.org
Transit needs you now.
Join the Transit Champions and help protect the TriMet bus and MAX service our community depends on.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got an email this morning saying that the strike had been called off for further negotiation so for now it's fine? It's been a fun sword of Damocles dangling over my trip!
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ohhhhhhh boy will WKW give you all the gorgeous, smoldering tony leung you can handle
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At least you got there slightly before the impending mechanic's union strike? Though I guess it'll probably start before you depart so maybe not even. (I'm assuming it's going to wreck my flight from PDX on Thursday smh)
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing about this is a win, this settlement is a capitulation that folds a winning hand. Shame on all of you AGs for not standing up for Americans against oligarch/Trump media consolidation.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At some point the Sox tv guys referred to him as a real life Disney animated story protagonist and I think that's about right. I would be entirely unsurprised if he's buds with the woodland creatures in his backyard etc
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’ve lived through the nearly complete systematic unwinding of the postwar public university, which for all its faults, was premised on the idea that not only aristocrats could be intellectuals, & that having non-aristocratic intellectuals was better for knowledge & therefore better for everyone
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Shivvers in Fear 🙀 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
when we say it’s a “superpower” this is what we mean
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok they have it now, but idk why it took them a minute
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fotmob is doing Renee Lyles dirty here
From the Fotmob page, reads"
<Thorns logo> Portland Thorns
Niijstad 3'
Wilson 28' (Pen)
Weaver 74'
<TBD> 88'
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The woodwork has had it out for Sophia Wilson this season
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sheesh morgan weaver
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
0.03 xg on the shot but an absolute banger, you love to see it!
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's the Morgan Weaver I love to see!
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think that's shoulder, but it's a weird way to play the ball and asking for ref attention
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This has been my suspicion here too, that they're terrified a Mayor Mitch might become the Mamdani of Portland next
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amb @amb.fyi · 19/09/2026
eliminating I-5 for a week seems to have caused remarkably minimal disruption to Portland's regional traffic flows. so why again do ODOT, Governor Kotek and the Oregon Legislature think we should spend three billion dollars (!) to literally double the width of lanes on I-5 through North Portland?
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know the money is good and ownership has made it clear they don't care, but it is still a huge bummer that the Thorns' jersey sponsor is the fascist surveillance doorbell. Hard to imagine a pick more out of step with the fanbase short of Palantir or Flock
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A college friend is a dedicated reenactor in the DC area and shared with our friend group recently that he'd given himself tinnitus in his shooting ear from being too casual about his black powder rifle, so the lads are probably wise to give those cannons a wide berth
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No More Freeways @nomorefreewayspdx.com · 18/09/2026
City Observatory continues to keep up with the "carmageddon" beat - turns out, shutting down I-5 doesn't seem to be having hardly *any* impact on traffic congestion across the region. Why again does the Oregon Legislature want to spend over $3 billion to double the width of the RQ freeway? #orleg
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do I wish I'd had the wherewithal to be less polite than a no thank you dripping with disdain? I guess, idk, I mostly hope that doctor has adjusted how she evaluates patients in the meantime
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man I gave the most withering "no thank you" of my life to the doctor who told me I didn't have ADHD but she'd be happy to give me tips on better time management. Even though I knew I had it from lived and family experience that dx fuckery cost me five years before I saw a specialist
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tbf he's her father but I'm not sure they're family
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For being forward-looking about teambuilding and the salary cap in the second apron era?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Most parties in Hyrule are socialist and awkward
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a fascinating development! Maybe the centrists should have more seriously considered compromising on the amendment to allow citizen suits if they wanted to avoid this!
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Kevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s wild that the Portland Police Association suggests officers would be “met with swift and merciless condemnation and punishment” for comments akin to Councilor Green’s 2020 tweets. At a protest this year, Officer Brandon Brunelle said he’d have shot Renee Good. Most officials said nothing.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the dumbest, laziest, least secure possible way to do things, so of course
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The NWSL players and fans deserve much better than the commissioner and league have ever given them, especially in terms of transparency
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As someone who grew up on Vermont I eagerly await the revelation of the true world
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Katie it feels like you are, ever so slowly, reverse-engineering the Matrix
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jessica Berman responding to this
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What point does he think he's making? What are his politics even?
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Piper @yourfriendpiper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow a man isnt even allowed to be right anymore? "Green repeatedly called for eliminating policing entirely, saying at one point “cops are simply incompatible with peaceful society.” At other times, he referred to police officers as “absolute monsters,” “bastards” and “infamously cowardly.”"
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tonight, for the first time ever and for no apparent reason, he instead grabbed my old pocket Constitution from college
A black and white scruffy dog gingerly holds a pocket Constitution in his mouth, eyes bright, while a mid-pant brindle skinny pittie walks behind him mid-pant
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So he gets a treat but has to stay inside, obviously abandoned and forlorn as soon as he finishes the treat, and always has or grabs a shoe when we come back inside.
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