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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fotmob is doing Renee Lyles dirty here
From the Fotmob page, reads"
<Thorns logo> Portland Thorns
Niijstad 3'
Wilson 28' (Pen)
Weaver 74'
<TBD> 88'
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tonight, for the first time ever and for no apparent reason, he instead grabbed my old pocket Constitution from college
A black and white scruffy dog gingerly holds a pocket Constitution in his mouth, eyes bright, while a mid-pant brindle skinny pittie walks behind him mid-pant
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's Mookie in an alley near my house during my pandemic b&w film kick
A black and white image of an overgrown grassy alleyway with a black and white dog walking into the grass away from the camera, his top half still visible but his bottom half obscured by the grass
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I believe it's a G/C box, free to a good home if it's what you're after
An old Hohner Club II button accordion
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If this man trusts u he would like to wrestle u
A black and white wirehaired terrier looks calmly into the camera. He's mostly black, with an extra scruffy white ruff around his neck and a white muzzle and stripe down the center of his face and various white socks on his feet
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mookie has a nose 4 u
A black and white wirehaired dog schnozz pointed right into the camera
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
With apologies to Anna Karina, come on now
Tony Leung looking at Maggie Cheung in In the Mood for Love
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He has a vet visit this morning so poor Mookie is zooted on his anti-anxiety meds
The nose-first face of scruffy terrier, eyes a bit glazed from his meds
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's not a competition and lots of dogs excel, but Turtle might be the cuddliest of them all
A brindle pittie snoozes on her side on a blue couch, paws resting against the hip of the human taking the picture lying next to her
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Rock for sale with questionable origins
A facebook marketplace add of some jet black shiny rock with the caption "Rock for sale with questionable origins"
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It's not a competition but I don't think anyone snoozes as hard as my guy Mookie
A scruffy black and white wire-haired dog snoozes hard on a blue couch, head propped up on a yellow pillow
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We did it! The pdx stolen cars Facebook group does great community work, and I've got this bad boy back needing only some gas and a bit of ignition repair
The red mr2 parked poorly in front of a white house
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hey Portland, if you see the 1986 Toyota MR2 with silly red/yellow wheels and the license plate VCP 230 it's mine and it's stolen, please call it in! It is noticeable and I would be thrilled to get it back.
An angled view of the rear end of a street-parked red 1986 mk1 Toyota MR2. It has red hubbed momo ferrari design wheels with yellow caps, a silly wheel that came with it, license VCP 230.A front-on shot of the same car, with the sunny reflecting off of the red hood.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Turtle has a sore spot on her paw that she's licked raw so she is in the soft cone whole it heals and she is trying to solve the navigation puzzles it presents with force to mixed results
A brindle dog wearing a blue soft cone stands under a picnic table, the cone wedged between a table leg and bench
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
All right we're in business, the honduran mahogany finally came in the mail. I patched a few small holes and epoxied the whole floor to stabilize the cracks. This will get a layer of glass and epoxy yet but was still a surface finish to focus on
A longitudinal shot of the canoe floor, shining with still wet epoxy on the veneer. A large patch is in the foreground, in this case covering a crack that cuts across a couple of ribs, presumably from an old impact, and therefore weakens the canoe because there's no wood fiber continuity
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My apologies to this spider, but sawdust and spiderwebs is a dramatic combo
A small, classically circular-ish spiderweb that is very clear visually because it has caught airborne sawdust in the canoe as I sand
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Not a ton of progress this last week but I'm nearly done with sanding the floor and have glued a few things discretely. Once I'm done sanding I can stabilize all the cracks and loose wood with epoxy. I can't put the new fiberglass layer on until I patch the wood sides and screw on the new keel.
The canoe floor, the section shown being ~75% sanded. A palm sander and respirator sit in the canoe
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
One goal beyond!
The post-goal smoke bomb in the Riveters North end stands after the Thorns score
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Moving in the right direction
The floor of the canoe with a palm sander sitting on it. The left side of the floor is sanded and smooth, the right largely unsanded, rough and greyer
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Next is stabilizing all the wood. I can epoxy the cracks in the floor now but patching will have to wait on the veneer I ordered online getting here, as we're years past easy local access to Honduran mahogany. (We shouldn't really ever have had it, but that is a separate conversation)
The cracked honduran mahogany covered by bits of blasted old resin finish
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well so much for my optimism, looks like I was always going to be making a new keel. These screws are a rusty mess. Always use brass on boats, kids!
The underside of the canoe, focused on a split section of keel that has failed around the screw.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Fiberglass floor is gone, safe for a few stubborn patches that fight on. Now chipping the slots clean and removing the brass screws holding the keel on. I'm hoping I can refinish and keep using the keel (the bent ends are cooked, but removable and separate so that's fine) but we'll see
The bare cherry ribs and half ribs on the canoe's floor with the keel stem holes running through the middle in the half ribs. Three screws have been removed, leaving their countersunk absence, two remain yet, clouded by resin. A punch, dental pick, screwdriver, carving knife, lighter, hammer, and palette knife surround the screws
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
On we go, separating the old fiberglass from the wood when I'm lucky/good involves running a palette knife between the two to shatter the brittle old resin. If the fiberglass is weaker it leaves a patch that's annoying, but it mostly isn't
The wooden floor of the canoe, half bare and half covered by fiberglass with a patch in the middle shape like the horizontal mirror image of California. The handle is a palette knife sticks out while its blade lies under the fiberglass cloth of the lifted patch
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Turtle is here to add to the issue
A bridge girl snoozes in the crook of an armpit, nose in the air with just a triangle of teef peeking out of her mouth
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The outside isn't bad, just one old crack to patch and then some filler and a shiny new paint job
The same canoe, upside down (it's gonna rain tonight). It's a tired, dusty green with a square patch in the middle of over side with a checkerboard pattern of glue reside from an old, mediocre patch on a crack
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Now ripping up the floor fiberglass, which is easily (in relative terms) don't thanks to the same uv damage that caused the ugly delamination
The floor of the canoe with the top layer of fiberglass fabric roughly a third gone, a third separated but still attached, and a third still down. A palette knife, pair of gloves, and sanding block are on the floor of the canoe
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Started with ripping the old gunwales off. They were punky enough that I was getting rid of them regardless, but whoever "overhauled" this in 1981 ringnailed the inwale and outwale together from the outside, bad moisture practice and also a fastener requiring destruction for disassembly
The canoe side-on with it's outwale cut into strips between the nails and with each piece rotated from horizontal to vertical awaiting its removal via a good pry
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Check out these sweet permits from Grand Teton National Park in the early 80s
Yellow 1984, blue 1983, faded pink 1982, and very faded yellow(?) 1981 Grand Teton National Park permits stick to the green bow of a canoe
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The thin, wide wood ribs of a canoe, with half ribs in between them on the canoe bottom and dark fiberglass showing between them up the sides
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
2-0 let's goooo
The same smoke celebration for a second goal
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
PTFC, baby
A Rose City Riveters capo setting off the Thorns postgoal red smoke bomb at the North end of the field under a blue sky streaked with high clouds
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Finally ran into an obscure book I was curious enough about to sign up for interlibrary loan and even if I can't get the book this is the most exciting search prompt I've seen in a long time
The text "Search Multnomah County Library and beyond" above a search bar
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The Cannes poster for Edward Yang's masterpiece Yi Yi. We see the back of a young boy in formal wear as he walks across a large red carpeted area towards red carpeted stairs, the title vertically laid out on the right side of the picture.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The view from both sides of the border:
A skeet from Bruce Arthur, Canadian, saying simply "Tie game" right above a skeet from Sarah Spain saying "ASHAHAHHDHDHHSSHHJSRDBGLDRFNGLISRKDF GVLSKRD V;KSRF VLSKED FLVKSEDNF VLKSEN FLKSE FLKSE FLKSWE F"
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I mean come on
Big stretch from the same guy, mostly the same shrimp-studied position but with arched back and stretched paws mid-stretch
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Mookie just might be the snooziest old man
A scruffy black and white terrier sleeps on his side on a grey dog bed, foot bouquet towards the camera
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Here's why I built the mold. This is one of two cylinder arched backs for the octave mandolins I'm building braced up. (The wood is cherry with some nice curl in the figure)
A thin sheet of cherry, in the arc of the mdf mold, with five spruce horizontal braces roughly evenly spaced along it's length. The end braces are kinda rough; the middle three are shaped into a peak along their length. The middle three also have masking tape on either side of the brace.
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It drank up all the shellac I had and would've taken more, but that should be enough to keep it from being a humidity sponge
The curved mdf board, now darkened by a protective coat of shellac
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If ur Stewart Little come on over, I made u a little halfpipe
Same mdf as before, nice and smooth now
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Getting there
Same mdf, same paper curve, now the mdf is a bit high at the outside corners and so gapped in the belly but it's close and much smoother
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Probably as good as we'll do with the blunt instrument that is the scrub plane, sanding and then shellac and we'll be there
The same mdf sheet now matches the paper form curve pretty well, though the mdf curve has ruts from the plane blade rather than being smooth
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I'm taking a thick cut and can't shake the feeling that these curls are what you might get if you skinned a muppet
Thick, hairy curls of planed mdf, upwards of an inch wide and many inches long lie piled at the corner of the mdf next to the plane and a hand whisk broom
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Making progress
The mdf from the last picture roughed into a curve that needs a lot of fitting to match the paper form marked at its 27" curve held against it
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I'm using my scrub plane on mdf and it's weird, like the imitation wood I suppose in some sense it is. (I'm hollowing out a 27" cylinder form for the back of the octave mandolins I'm building)
A sheet of mdf sits on the top of a workbench, held fast by a blue vise. There are three depth lines sawn through the board and a scrub handplane sits on it with a few curls of planed mdf around it
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
The headline "Boxer Miller's toupee knocked off mid-fight in win"
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My beautiful deconstructed panzanella
A sandwich sitting on a cutting board. It's a two-deck sammy, a third slice of bread in the middle, all toasted nicely, with ham, cheese, and radicchio poking out. Condiments extent but not pictured
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The spice goes really nicely in the broth, threw in udon, dumps, tofu, collards, and celeriac
A flecked grey bowl on a wood counter holds a soup of green collards, white udon, and browned tofu in a rich broth. A brindle dog looks on eagerly from below
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You know, I'll take it:
A screenshot of the Merrian-Webster "GIF" with the text "Your 2026 Word: besotted"
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Thanksgiving's aftermatg is such a great time for anyone who enjoys fucking around with leftovers. Kimchi mash croquettes with duck/bean/gravy filling and cranberry sauce.
Two croquettes, pan-browned, with red cranberry sauce on top of each sit on a white plate on a table. A dog's nose lurks below said table
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover of Bonnie "Prince" Billy's album i see a darkness
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