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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

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Dale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

For Winnie the Pooh's 100th birthday, here is @eleanormorton.bsky.social and @misterabk.bsky.social on all of the fake quotes that everyone attributes to the book that aren't real.

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real vs fake winnie the pooh quotes

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

We burned some witches in Scotland but we strangled them first so even then they weren't actually burned to death

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

When people say witches were burnt at the stake ESPECIALLY in North America where they were HANGED (not hung) throughout history most people burned at the stake were heretics, not witches THANK YOU

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Friday 16th! See you there, Edinburgh? www.seetickets.com/event/8-out-...

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deadenddawn @saintcircus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I finally started listening to @eleanormorton.bsky.social & @misterabk.bsky.social Read That and have been going through the backlog, and when I got to the Alice's Adventures episode, excitedly ran to grab my copy because I KNEW the Hatter's riddle was gonna come up. Behold, word of God.

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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's a bunch of movies coming up tied to history. jasonherbert.substack.com/p/spooky-sea...

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Spooky Season Movie News

September 28, 2026

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hendrik did you just spent ten minutes googling posh people to find the one Catholic

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That's what it is - they're like parodies of Oxford and Cambridge, but done with complete sincerity

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes I learned the term 'legacy pledge' from American romcoms and now I can use it in every day sentences like 'why isn't that legacy pledge in jail?'

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'It's because they're racist' yes that's my point, they're trying to emulate the British ruling classes of the 1800s

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That's also a fancy old world thing

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, exactly, like what fancy people do

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

See also saying 'silverware' instead of 'cutlery'

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here in the UK our rapists have separate addresses

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I always assumed the reason American universities have fraternities is because they think it looks old worldy and fancy, even though we don't have them in the UK, apart from one or two extremely weird groups like the bullingdon club (Obv the reality of a frat is not at all fancy, I know)

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jokes on you we don't say that here

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Big round of applause to @eleanormorton.bsky.social and @misterabk.bsky.social for an excellent podcast that, it turns out, was excellent right out of the gate(s of moria).

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Aberdeen! Join us at The Lemon Tree for #AberdeenComedyFestival to see @eleanormorton.bsky.social (MC), Pippa Evans and Magic Gareth on Saturday 3rd October, then @vivgee.bsky.social (MC), @cbthorburn.bsky.social, and Stephen Halkett on Sunday 4th! 🎟️ www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/com...

See Eleanor Morton (MC), Pippa Evans and Magic Gareth on Saturday 3rd October, then Viv Gee (MC), Chris Thorburn, and Stephen Halkett on Sunday 4th!

The Lemon Tree, Aberdeen
5 West North Street, Aberdeen AB24 5AT | 01224 641 122
Saturday 3 & Sunday 4 October | 2-3pm | £11 tickets
aberdeenperformingarts.com | comedyclub4kids.co.uk

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They aren't like other cultures who will humour you. It's BRUTAL

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(I am trying to learn French but I think I'm getting worse)

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Also I then heard on a podcast that the French consider it very rude to cut yourself the biggest bit of cheese and I'd basically spent the week doing that. But I'm not sure how true that is

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This year I had an incredible meal with my boyfriends family and because I was the only young woman at the table the staff kept looking to me to approve his 4 year old nephews choices. I don't speak French so I'd just stare blankly. They must've thought I was a terrible mother

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Warning to Irish listeners; this guy hates the Irish more than Thatcher, Cromwell and Elizabeth Tudor put together

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

HOO BOY! I hated The Water-Babies almost as much as Charles Kingsley hated the Irish. Here's a little preview of Saturday's ep of Eleanor & Alasdair Read That. Finally, a book tha t didn't make @eleanormorton.bsky.social want to be an orphan. Subscribe & be the first to listen: linktr.ee/readthat

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mollie that's not fair - she was put IN the dustbin after she was born

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They should make the David Walliams Alton Towers thing a Jacqueline Wilson world where you can experience being born into a dustbin, having an eating disorder and being groomed by a teacher

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Patricia was great, something along those lines. Or a real character I could get my teeth into

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I did in the episode on the boat!

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The RNLI volunteer has told us that donations usually run at £20,000 per day. Currently running at £100,000 per day! Bloody brilliant!

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I might watch it all again immediately

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

'Hi, we're Belgium, our three big things are Tintin, the Smurfs and the worst human rights atrocities you could possibly imagine' (Still love you Belgium)

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also if you want to see another very funny but totally different performance from Kate O Flynn she plays Bridget Jones' annoying young hipster manager in the 2016 film

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok I finished Widows Bay and it was so great and also made me hopeful about good TV and making good TV. Thinking if I go as the Babadook for Halloween this year I can manifest my own show

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Norway, like Belgium, has a seemingly friendly and bland culture on the face of it, but under the surface they LUST FOR BLOOD

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