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Evan Kahn

@eka.hn
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electron whisperer; compresses poorly

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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 26/09/2026
doing the "nolan's cyclops / satan devouring his son" thing to one of those horrific little meta muse avatars. i bet they would taste like plastic and insect blood
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't mean to be melodramatic here, but make sure to check in on your friends. There is upheaval coming, and it's coming for identity, not just work.
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 19/09/2026
holy crap !
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 17/09/2026
How has the snapchat company somehow not run out of money yet Can someone please explain this to me
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 12/09/2026
I think you could make a very cheap and inconspicuous device that looks just about exactly like a meta glasses charger but actually just dumps a ~36-50V pulse thru the charging terminals :)) Constant current step-up drivers for display backlights and camera flashes cost like 15 cents :)))
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
for example, if Sam Altman had instead tweeted “there‘s a material risk that someone will figure out how to kill people by using LLMs to hack remote infrastructure and turn off ventilation or cause electrical shorts“, that would be a level of alarm appropriate to the situation. but he can’t say that
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in the most perfect turn of events imaginable, my wife just texted me this. she’s right, and yet he is also right
text messages saying “it’s weird. he sounds insane”
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Sam Altman on X: "this is a critically important moment for cyber defense with AI; there is not much time to act. we are happy if you want to work with us or any of our competitors or partners, but please take this moment seriously. only an urgent and intense collective response will work."
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this is a critically important moment for cyber defense with AI; there is not much time to act.

we are happy if you want to work with us or any of our competitors or partners, but please take this moment seriously.

only an urgent and intense collective response will work.
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 03/09/2026
roast my divideless fizzbuzz
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 29/08/2026
spotted this on taobao. can someone let me know if this device was invented recently, if it happened before i was born and i just missed it, or if its some kind of collective hallucination
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Ben Holmen @benholmen.com · 28/08/2026
I built a custom art installation / instrument for Eaux Claires and I'm so pleased with how it turned out! 3 modes: play live, record, or play back. Each recording got a custom receipt that could be scanned for playback 450+ people recorded music on it and it played 400,000 notes in 2 days
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 27/08/2026
logged back into the old site and saw the n-word within 30 seconds of scrolling
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/08/2026
these people booing sound like literal sheep as Darline Graham criticizes Dr. Annie Andrews for supporting "government-run healthcare" before bragging of her parents that "if they were sick, they had to get up and go to work...my mother passed away when I was 11 and my father just over a year later"
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026
the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 25/08/2026
instead of gemini in google drive could we maybe get the option to sort a directory by size
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char stiles @charstiles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I want to read more this year & I want an ebook but fuck kindle so I got this open source ebook reader a friend lovely made over 5 years !! Everyone get one it’s a great gift and great price www.crowdsupply.com/oddly-specif...
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From Sensor Watch to Open Book Touch: A Framework for Creativity
Creating a custom framework helped people make incredible things with Sensor Watch, and I want to see the same explosion of possibility with the framework I've developed for Open Book Touch.
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 14/08/2026
need a shirt that says "every meta product is a policy failure"
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 14/08/2026
water confirmed effective against ice agents
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 06/08/2026
Really? Because I keep seeing them in charge of everything from car dealerships to the White House, and they seem to doing just fine despite their obvious handicaps.
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 09/08/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 09/08/2026
imagine a future where *we* appropriate the vicious symbolism of ICE in a merciless crack-down billionaires and the MAGA class: fancy production value videos of bashing down their fancy doors, slapping bags over their spray-tanned heads, black helicopters, shattered ugly gold homewares, etc etc
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 07/08/2026
with times being what they are, it seems like you basically can't have a public open source repo without receiving LLM-written PRs. thus, after a great deal of thought, i have adopted the somewhat idiosyncratic Mycelium AI Policy in my personal projects: github.com/hawkw/myceli...
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chore: introducing the Mycelium AI Policy (#566) · hawkw/mycelium@b77e854
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 08/08/2026
99.9%of my tweets were vibrationally equivalent to this
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 08/08/2026
"black emperor" by bumblebear studios is a sequel to "passage" by jason rohrer. in this essay i will
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 06/08/2026
one might also wonder what sorts of assignments they were getting
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 05/08/2026
i imagine that "sam altman pays jony ive a billion dollars and asks him to build 'iphone, but for chatgpt'" is going roughly as well as (hypothetical) "elon pays christopher nolan a billion dollars to make odyssey sequel with all-white cast, written by grok".
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 05/08/2026
Im going back to China in october, anyone want anything?
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 31/07/2026
@kscottz.bsky.social found it on amazon www.amazon.com/KOOSMILE-Lap...
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Amazon.com: KOOSMILE Mini Laptop, Small Laptop Win11 Pro 8 inch HD Touch Screen N150 2-in-1 Pocket PC 12GB LPDDR5 RAM, 512GB/1TB SSD Wi-Fi 6,BT 5.2,HDMI,2MP Camera Convertible Laptop(N150-12GB+1TB) : ...
Amazon.com: KOOSMILE Mini Laptop, Small Laptop Win11 Pro 8 inch HD Touch Screen N150 2-in-1 Pocket PC 12GB LPDDR5 RAM, 512GB/1TB SSD Wi-Fi 6,BT 5.2,HDMI,2MP Camera Convertible Laptop(N150-12GB+1TB) : ...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 30/07/2026
trying to make a board with the new WCH flagship microcontroller and oh boy this thing is cursed
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 19/07/2026
WALKING INTO THE THEATER WITH MY TROJAN HORSE POPCORN HOLDER: Haha, fuck yeah, a cool horse! WALKING OUT OF THE THEATER WITH MY TROJAN HORSE POPCORN HOLDER: I must keep this horse as a memento mori about my own civilization's failure
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 13/07/2026
look i hate to claudepost but ive been up to some pretty crazy shenanigans with fable
And a small meta-milestone worth noticing: this last experiment ran with you as the test subject and me operating everything - scope, firmware, telemetry, voice cues - through the observability we built into the tools along the way. The bench has become exactly what the architecture doc promised: an instrument that two collaborators, one of them without hands, can play together.
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 13/07/2026
2560x1440 is the best monitor resolution and it's not close. 4k monitors are a scam to sell expensive graphics cards and overheat perfectly good laptops
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 13/07/2026
back at the bench
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 13/07/2026
tfw putin potentially merked lindsey graham
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 11/07/2026
jail
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 11/07/2026
Live your life in such a way that the EMTs don't take a long bathroom break to get rich on polymarket before they take you to the hospital
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 11/07/2026
fable 5 should probably refuse to operate an automotive ECU programmer but what do i know about AI safety
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 10/07/2026
claude fable
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Child's drawing

Child: hello darkness my old friend

Grumpy black squiggle: shut up
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 28/06/2026
The male urge to break meta's ToS in the comments of every mark zuckerberg instagram announcing some shit ass new product
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Evan Kahn @eka.hn · 28/06/2026
I imported a Sony Reon Pocket 5 from Japan. It's a wearable Peltier cooler that sits on the back of your neck. It senses the air temperature and adjusts its thermal block to just underneath it. Quite pleasant to use. Doubt it has any meaningful positive effects. A palliative object. Symbolic.
A handheld gadget with two flexible neck loops and a large metal patch in the middle Me wearing a red shirt with one of the neck loops around my neck. My reflection in the mirror shows the object tucked under my shirt.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
good morning new york city
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🤔
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18/06/2026
Congrats to DC on their upcoming sports championship!
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I thought this deserves its own post. A lid is blown off the tank by the attack on the Moscow oil refinery.
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David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"It’s not even clear what 'we' is anymore. There’s no doubt that imperial America lost the war. The question is what comes next. And it would really pay to stop thinking of Trump as the most powerful agent in the room." @emptywheel.bsky.social emptywheel.net/2026/06/18/a...
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After Achieving an Unconditional Surrender, Donald Trump Promised, There'd Be a New Leader - emptywheel
Donald Trump promised: Once his war reached unconditional surrender, a new leader would be selected.
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