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"I've never met a spud I didn't like" - Dolly Parton and also me

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22h
Didn't have any burger baps when I checked the freezer. Grilled two potato waffles and used them instead, it was delicious. Absolute game changer
Shef stonks meme
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keep Calm and Carry On decor
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would love to see Kitty's reaction to my calendar
A calendar called Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places with a picture of a dog pooping in a field
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wearing my Hallowe'en jumper because it's October. Sweating my ass off because it's 17°c
A selfie of me wearing a black jumper with dogs on it. The dogs are wearing Hallowe'en costumes
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found out my friend has never watched Monkey Dust, a show I've been referencing for 20 years
Screenshot of our messages 

Me: Worries me that I've definitely said "spit roasting a hooker with your dad" in front of you at some stage and you just let it slide

Him: Seems like somin you would say 🤷‍♀️
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can bi girls bring their boyfriends to the malignant tenderqueer mask-mandatory insolvent Western Massachusetts lesbian bar
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My dealer has changed his WhatsApp picture to one of his kid in her school uniform. How many random strangers do you want to see that
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We are, in fact, no longer friends
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't need to read this one, the title has set me off A friend was visiting and crying about how she'd run out of electricity in the house and was worried her lizards would die. I gave her £20 which she promptly used on getting an Indian delivered that cost £17 I rage every time I think about it
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are correct, it's Mack-le-more
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a weird way to find out I'm a dad
A screenshot of a spam text:

Mum/Dad Ive lost my phone and cant get on to my old number can you message me back on this number this is my new number x

Just so you know it's me dad your name isEimear speak to you soon x
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Mike McGrath-Bryan @mikemcgb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mac Líammóir. Mack-le-more.
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The great Mack-le-more vs Mack-el-more debate raises itself from the dead. It's 2012 all over again Oh and of course, free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh well, nevertheless
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I terrorised my friend in my sleep last night. Thankfully this happened with my least anxious friend. If it happened in reverse, I'd be freaking out
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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I don’t think rinsing out a ketchup bottle is a major chore." Well you wouldn't would you because you never fucking do it
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Made up my mind at "who is 21". Grow up, Jasper
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aoife McGregor seeing Charlie Kirk get shot
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A guy just pulled up to the park and said, "FFS, stop doing this!" before grabbing his dog and putting him in the car The dog took himself to the park for a walk
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I couldn't Swatch the fight in na sé chontae so I had my friend video call me instead. Go on, Katie! 🇮🇪🥊
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh I'm irrationally angry about this. If you don't wash the tins properly, you're just contaminating the rest of the recycling, making recycling it in the first place entirely pointless. WASH YOUR TINS, PEOPLE! Wash your tins
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had to distance myself from a friend last year after he fell in with a local far right group and wouldn't listen to any sense about who they were or why they were bad news. Just bumped into him in the park; his wife left him and she has the kids. Sad to see, he was a decent skin back in the day
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love when companies message you like this is your LAST CHANCE to redeem this GREAT OFFER we've been hounding you to take
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 31/08/2026
This Is Just To Say I have taken your man who was the only one for you with whom you were probably sharing your breakfast Forgive me I’m beyond compare nice hair and all that.
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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A lady I know recently scoffed at my Dunboyne Diana t-shirt, I asked her what her beef was with. "I spent a year in the Dunboyne magdelene laundry in the 80s when I had to give a baby up for adoption." I mean yeah, that's a damn good reason for beef, fuck Dunboyne actually
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theraygun.bsky.social @theraygun.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"I'm probably doing the animals a favour by eating them. In fact, I think I love animals more than any vegetarian ever could"
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
has he ever considered, especially if they're ordering tapas, that a better way of doing this is to suggest ordering less, then ordering more when they run out of food??
In Lisbon, people often share food when eating out. In a tapas situation, it’s fine to pick at leftovers as everyone is helping themselves. But to me it feels rude and unhygienic to take leftovers off someone else’s plate. Bill often eats far more than he actually wants, then complains about how full he is.
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't really believe in generational stereotypes. There's just so many "it depends" situations, ya know? Then I'll catch an ekans in Pokémon Go and say, "I'm a thnake" and realise I'm painfully Millennial
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry 💔
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton 💔
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sometimes when I can't sleep, I listen to a podcast at 0.8 speed. The slower voices help my brain slow down too. And every time, the next day, I'll wonder why they sound like that 🥴
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah ... But I literally got assaulted last year so in the grand scheme of things, I'll take it
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A successful day out! A good time was had by all. And after the fiasco of last year, I'm pleased to report that this was the only hate-crime
The world's worst pint of Guinness
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She's Blu for an amazing reason
Me and Blu Hydrangea
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Setting up for Newry Pride today 🌈 #Speirghorm
A selection of signs made for the parade
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just ordered my meds before they fully ran out for the first time in months 🥳 It's a small win but I'll take it
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I also slightly think "the person who gets up at 4am for work" should also have a stronger say, as you, the one staying in bed, also gets the full empty bed after that for several hours
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No one has ever been more correct in the history of the world Also, Dave says Pádraig getting up at 4 a.m. would disturb him. Well, the restless sleep is also disturbing him so that kinda negates that argument
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ there's some hoes ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fair play, that's the worst attempt I've seen in quite some time 🫡 #SpeirGhorm
A screenshot of the start of a WhatsApp message saying, "Hi Eamier"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's a 2025 one?! I didn't even know that, I'll have to hunt it down today
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've just stuck on the third one which I've never seen before, and it is the most 2016 thing I've ever seen. 15 mins in and she's zorbing to Ed Sheeran at a music festival
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Bridget Jones movies are on BBC iPlayer. I haven't watched them in years but I've rewatched them over the past few days. Pretty good! They mostly still hold up. I was thinking how the only thing that really dates them is the smoking.
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It gets so awkward when my niblings ask why I don't want kids. Like...do I just start playing Hoobastank?
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Made the perfect cup of tea. Was taking a moment to think about what I'd done because it's the nicest cup of tea I've had in a long time. Spilled it 😭
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
After months of air fryer chips, I've just had deep fried chips and it turns out, I really like oil. These are so superior, I can't keep lying to myself
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just finished making my pinhole camera so now that that's done, I know I'm immediately going to forget about it and look directly at the sun
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Newry Pride is kicking off early this year 💜
Poster promoting a screening of Priscilla Queen of the Desert on Wed 12th August at 7pm
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