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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 19h

Wearing my Hallowe'en jumper because it's October. Sweating my ass off because it's 17°c

A selfie of me wearing a black jumper with dogs on it. The dogs are wearing Hallowe'en costumes

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Found out my friend has never watched Monkey Dust, a show I've been referencing for 20 years

Screenshot of our messages

Me: Worries me that I've definitely said "spit roasting a hooker with your dad" in front of you at some stage and you just let it slide

Him: Seems like somin you would say 🤷‍♀️

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can bi girls bring their boyfriends to the malignant tenderqueer mask-mandatory insolvent Western Massachusetts lesbian bar

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My dealer has changed his WhatsApp picture to one of his kid in her school uniform. How many random strangers do you want to see that

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Mike McGrath-Bryan @mikemcgb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mac Líammóir. Mack-le-more.

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The great Mack-le-more vs Mack-el-more debate raises itself from the dead. It's 2012 all over again Oh and of course, free Palestine 🇵🇸

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I terrorised my friend in my sleep last night. Thankfully this happened with my least anxious friend. If it happened in reverse, I'd be freaking out

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"I don’t think rinsing out a ketchup bottle is a major chore." Well you wouldn't would you because you never fucking do it

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A guy just pulled up to the park and said, "FFS, stop doing this!" before grabbing his dog and putting him in the car The dog took himself to the park for a walk

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I couldn't Swatch the fight in na sé chontae so I had my friend video call me instead. Go on, Katie! 🇮🇪🥊

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Had to distance myself from a friend last year after he fell in with a local far right group and wouldn't listen to any sense about who they were or why they were bad news. Just bumped into him in the park; his wife left him and she has the kids. Sad to see, he was a decent skin back in the day

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love when companies message you like this is your LAST CHANCE to redeem this GREAT OFFER we've been hounding you to take

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 31/08/2026

This Is Just To Say I have taken your man who was the only one for you with whom you were probably sharing your breakfast Forgive me I’m beyond compare nice hair and all that.

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Cupán Tayla ☕️ @cupantayla.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A lady I know recently scoffed at my Dunboyne Diana t-shirt, I asked her what her beef was with. "I spent a year in the Dunboyne magdelene laundry in the 80s when I had to give a baby up for adoption." I mean yeah, that's a damn good reason for beef, fuck Dunboyne actually

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theraygun.bsky.social @theraygun.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"I'm probably doing the animals a favour by eating them. In fact, I think I love animals more than any vegetarian ever could"

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

has he ever considered, especially if they're ordering tapas, that a better way of doing this is to suggest ordering less, then ordering more when they run out of food??

In Lisbon, people often share food when eating out. In a tapas situation, it’s fine to pick at leftovers as everyone is helping themselves. But to me it feels rude and unhygienic to take leftovers off someone else’s plate. Bill often eats far more than he actually wants, then complains about how full he is.

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don't really believe in generational stereotypes. There's just so many "it depends" situations, ya know? Then I'll catch an ekans in Pokémon Go and say, "I'm a thnake" and realise I'm painfully Millennial

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Sometimes when I can't sleep, I listen to a podcast at 0.8 speed. The slower voices help my brain slow down too. And every time, the next day, I'll wonder why they sound like that 🥴

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A successful day out! A good time was had by all. And after the fiasco of last year, I'm pleased to report that this was the only hate-crime

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just ordered my meds before they fully ran out for the first time in months 🥳 It's a small win but I'll take it

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I also slightly think "the person who gets up at 4am for work" should also have a stronger say, as you, the one staying in bed, also gets the full empty bed after that for several hours

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ there's some hoes ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fair play, that's the worst attempt I've seen in quite some time 🫡 #SpeirGhorm

A screenshot of the start of a WhatsApp message saying, "Hi Eamier"

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Bridget Jones movies are on BBC iPlayer. I haven't watched them in years but I've rewatched them over the past few days. Pretty good! They mostly still hold up. I was thinking how the only thing that really dates them is the smoking.

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It gets so awkward when my niblings ask why I don't want kids. Like...do I just start playing Hoobastank?

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Made the perfect cup of tea. Was taking a moment to think about what I'd done because it's the nicest cup of tea I've had in a long time. Spilled it 😭

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

After months of air fryer chips, I've just had deep fried chips and it turns out, I really like oil. These are so superior, I can't keep lying to myself

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Just finished making my pinhole camera so now that that's done, I know I'm immediately going to forget about it and look directly at the sun

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Newry Pride is kicking off early this year 💜

Poster promoting a screening of Priscilla Queen of the Desert on Wed 12th August at 7pm

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"a 31 year old child" is the best thing to ever come out of Belfast TikTok

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

In the three years since she posted, I haven't been able to make pasta pesto without saying, "Call me crazy but I've never liked store-bought pesto", even when I'm using store-bought pesto. I hope Suzie knows she had a lasting impact

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My goodness, there's a relic of a bygone era! Mr. Tayto still looks well, hi! Best before 30th May, doesn't say what year though #SpeirGhorm

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I love when you're on hold and they ask you if you want to listen to music and you say no but they play it anyway 🫠

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's crazy when someone who knows you've not been well compliments your weight loss. Please, think for a minute!

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Wendy Lyon @wendylyon.eurosky.social · 29/07/2026

Apropos to nothing, dead men can't sue you for coming forward about the sexual harassment you experienced from them. #speirghorm

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sharkastic.bsky.social @sharkastic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Today would be good day to stop buying Ballymaloe products too #speirgorm

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sharkastic.bsky.social @sharkastic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Thinking of the women and girls of Ireland in the face of this relentless Glen Hansard hagiography. I hope their stories get told too #speirgorm

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The Saw Doctors' royalties are about to go through the roof 💚❤️ #SpeirGhorm

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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The older I get, the less willing I am to queue for *anything*. If I’d been this age in 1975 Saigon, I’d have happily waved the last helicopter goodbye from across the street

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Right off the bat you know you're in for a good one when it's Fay and Odysseus

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Somehow forgot that because the 13th became the 12th, the 14th would become the 13th 🥴

Details of an Orange Order parade in Newry

Happening now

Newry -Tue 14th July 09:00

Newry Royal Black District Chapter No. 4

Expected end time: 19:00

Participants: 300

Supporters: 10

Route:

Downshire Road

Sandy Street Roundabout

Trevor Hill

Kildare Street

Hill Street

Margaret Square

Margaret Street

Needham Bridge

Soho Island

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It's not really a favour if you feel the need to keep bringing it up! At that point it becomes a burden!

The defence: Gary
I’m now paying when I didn’t have to – calling it a favour is simply stating a fact

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It's jarring how many people hear, "I don't watch soccer" and think, "I must fill her in on what's been happening in the world cup" rather than, "She's not interested in the world cup"

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Just saw a woman walking with her dog and her granddaughter on the same split lead. She is operating on a whole other level

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