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"I've never met a spud I didn't like" - Dolly Parton and also me

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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, it showed up again!
Phil and Suzie advertising a Christian dating site
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn't have any burger baps when I checked the freezer. Grilled two potato waffles and used them instead, it was delicious. Absolute game changer
Shef stonks meme
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would love to see Kitty's reaction to my calendar
A calendar called Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places with a picture of a dog pooping in a field
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wearing my Hallowe'en jumper because it's October. Sweating my ass off because it's 17°c
A selfie of me wearing a black jumper with dogs on it. The dogs are wearing Hallowe'en costumes
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found out my friend has never watched Monkey Dust, a show I've been referencing for 20 years
Screenshot of our messages 

Me: Worries me that I've definitely said "spit roasting a hooker with your dad" in front of you at some stage and you just let it slide

Him: Seems like somin you would say 🤷‍♀️
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are correct, it's Mack-le-more
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a weird way to find out I'm a dad
A screenshot of a spam text:

Mum/Dad Ive lost my phone and cant get on to my old number can you message me back on this number this is my new number x

Just so you know it's me dad your name isEimear speak to you soon x
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I terrorised my friend in my sleep last night. Thankfully this happened with my least anxious friend. If it happened in reverse, I'd be freaking out
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aoife McGregor seeing Charlie Kirk get shot
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I couldn't Swatch the fight in na sé chontae so I had my friend video call me instead. Go on, Katie! 🇮🇪🥊
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A successful day out! A good time was had by all. And after the fiasco of last year, I'm pleased to report that this was the only hate-crime
The world's worst pint of Guinness
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She's Blu for an amazing reason
Me and Blu Hydrangea
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Setting up for Newry Pride today 🌈 #Speirghorm
A selection of signs made for the parade
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No one has ever been more correct in the history of the world Also, Dave says Pádraig getting up at 4 a.m. would disturb him. Well, the restless sleep is also disturbing him so that kinda negates that argument
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fair play, that's the worst attempt I've seen in quite some time 🫡 #SpeirGhorm
A screenshot of the start of a WhatsApp message saying, "Hi Eamier"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Newry Pride is kicking off early this year 💜
Poster promoting a screening of Priscilla Queen of the Desert on Wed 12th August at 7pm
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My goodness, there's a relic of a bygone era! Mr. Tayto still looks well, hi! Best before 30th May, doesn't say what year though #SpeirGhorm
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When your vegan friend does a comedy set
A picture of "plant-based dunkers"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Somehow forgot that because the 13th became the 12th, the 14th would become the 13th 🥴
Details of an Orange Order parade in Newry

Happening now

Newry -Tue 14th July 09:00

Newry Royal Black District Chapter No. 4

Expected end time: 19:00

Participants: 300

Supporters: 10

Route:

Downshire Road

Sandy Street Roundabout

Trevor Hill

Kildare Street

Hill Street

Margaret Square

Margaret Street

Needham Bridge

Soho Island
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Corporations on July 1st changing their rainbow logos back to regular ones
Screenshot from a mobile game with the objective to, "Bring down the fruits"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finding out the prime minister resigned via meme is a great snapshot of his time in office, an utter muppet
A picture of Kier Starmer standing in front of 10 Downing Street with tye caption

* sad meep noises *
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Computer: enhance Yep, that's a Christmas tree
Several bushes running along a red brick wall in a carpark The same pic zoomed in to highlight the artificial Christmas tree that has been consumed by nature
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Some of us are trying to bask in moon glow" It's a quote from Our Flag Means Death. Google recognised that but instead of giving me a meme or gif or whatever, it started recommending me places to bask in moon glow 🥴 Even worse, my location isn't switched on
Al Overview

Will ye not have a bit of respect?!

If you're channelling your inner Buttons, it's only right to find the perfect spot to soak in those lunar vibes. 

Since you're based in the {blank} area, there are some fantastic, quiet spots nearby where you can get clear views of the sky and some true peace and quiet:

{Blank} Forest Park: Head up to the lower trails or the Forest Drive viewing points. The lack of heavy light
pollution makes it a prime spot to look up at the sky

{Blank} Lough: Take a quick drive
down to the shore on the {blank} or
{blank} side. The wide-open space over
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Watch your tone, Google
A Google search for Lucy & Yak dungarees. The top "people also ask" result is, "Can a 50 year old wear dungarees?"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Read this wrong initially and thought the support act for CMAT was going to be The Two Johnnies 🥴 Does anyone know who the actual special guests are? #SpéirGhorm
Information on gigs happening in St Anne's Park

ST. ANNE'S PARK PUBLIC INFORMATION NOTICE 2026
 
29 May - Amble, Foy Vance, Joshua Burnside

30 May - CMAT, special guests

31 May - Snow Patrol, Orla Heartland

05 June - Kingfisher, special guest

06 June - The Two Johnnies, Tony Tempah

07 June - David Byrne, Arlo Parks
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wee Jeffrey rocking in to court
A bare-chested man with a tattoo that says, "Only God can judge me"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Stopped to take a drink of my juice. A man in the park asked me if I'd anything to drink for the dogs. I said, "I do!" and showed him the water and collapsible dog bowl, and that somehow made him mad
A bag with a watermelon motif containing a bottle of juice and a bottle of water, with a dog bowl attached to the strap of it
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A friend commented that my bag matched the colours on my t-shirt. Then she had an epiphany
Picture of me in a mirror wearing a Free Palestine t-shirt with a bag with a watermelon on it. There is bunting hanging on the mirror, a bunch of flowers on the sideboard, and a dog calendar to the side
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My baby is going to cross Rainbow Bridge tomorrow and while I'm grateful for this last 24 hours together, I just do not know what to do with myself. She changed the trajectory of my life in the best possible way. After 13 years, it's time to say goodbye and I don't know how 💔
My bestie and her husband (Lola's other parents) with Lola on the beach on Sunday
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Put up some bunting today and forgot to close the blinds. Whoops! Sorry neighbour
Screenshot of messages:

1. Eimear FUCK off with your cardboard cut outs???

2. Scared the life out of me

3. They haven't...always been there right??The top half of the front of my house. You can see a Ukrainian flag and a Palestinian flag in the second floor windows. There is Armagh (orange and white) bunting hanging out of the attic window, with cardboard cut outs of members of Hanson behind them (it's a long story)
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The bus to Clones on Sunday is more expensive than a ticket to the match 🥲 #SpeirGhorm
Tickets for The Hill Terrace and O'Duffy Terrance at €20 eachThe bus to the match starting from £25
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Wait for it #SpeirGhorm
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You have to question the quality of meat being served in Tayto Park when the vegetarian option is more expensive #SpeirGhorm
A picture of a menu board showing that a meal deal of chicken goujons, chips, and a drink is €10.50, whereas the same meal with plant-based goujons is €11.50
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Trying to zone out at the dentist earlier, when I heard Jeremy Vine on the radio
A screenshot of Abby Lee Miller from Dance Moms with the caption, "When all of a sudden, I hear this agitating, grating voice"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Middle of April and I'm wearing fleece lined tights and starting a course of Vitamin D
A selfie of me in a raincoat giving the thumbs up 👍
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Wild garlic starting to sprout, my soups are about to be lit! #speirghorm
Wild garlic grown amongst various weeds and grasses
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
C'mon Armagh! #speirghorm
A selfie of me in an Armagh themed Hawai'ian shirt
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Relaxing my way into the weekend. Happy Friday everyone from me and the dogs 🐾🍷
My legs thrown across the couch beside a large black dog. Above her gradually going up are a beige pug, a cockapoo, a black pug, and above her is a chihuahua
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
For the day that's in it 🫡 Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh 💜☘️
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That's us!!!
Myself and the dogs looking at our reflection in a mirrored shop door
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The vet's having an existential crisis
A reminder for my dog's appointment 

Screenshot says: 

This is a reminder for Lola's appointment on 12/03/26 at 17:20. Clanrye?Veterinary? Clinic
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The vet's having an existential crisis
A reminder for my dog's appointment 

Screenshot says: 

This is a reminder for Lola's appointment on 12/03/26 at 17:20. Clanrye?Veterinary? Clinic
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What's your sign?
A sign on the counter in a local odf licence that says, "Please don't lean on me. I'm weak! ☹️"
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
There's my brave girl 😍🐾
A forlorn, black dog lying on a teal throw whilst wearing a cone
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I'm gonna give it a good go anyway 😂 You're an influencer now
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I'm sick so it's hot toddies for me, sláinte!
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'm so glad I tucked my jeans in. I'd hate for them to get wet
Blue jeans covered in muck tucked in to rubber boots
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Behold! My second most shameful piece of memorabilia
A CD single if Kid Rock's American Bad Ass
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Claudia, my love! Do my fellow #OFMD fans know about this? Am I late to the party?!
Screenshot text:

Comics go spying for New Zealand

Familiar faces in new Kiwi comedy

Inbetweeners star Joe Thomas has teamed up with Kiwi comedians Rose Matafeo, Paul Williams and Bret McKenzie from Flight Of The Conchords to write and star in a James Bond spoof.

Shot in Auckland across the turn of the year, the retro New Zealand Spy co-stars Tim Key, Sam Campbell and Claudia O'Doherty.


Context: Claudia played Mary Bonnet in hit TV show Our Flag Means Death
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Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴‍☠️🌈💜 @eimear.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Peak mansplaining here
I mentioned the "Avril Lavigne replaced by Melissa" conspiracy theory. My friend Googled in and then sent me a link to the story
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