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What the Hell is an Evangelion?

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"Damn you, Walt Whitman! I-hate-you- Walt-freakin'-Whitman! Leaves of Grass, my ass!"
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 9h
The Magic Mountain Goliath was designed by the founders of B&M before they started their own company and has a lot of similarities in its construction. Not surprising its down during the investigation
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 22h
In the first part of Carrie by Stephen King, there's a reference to the song Hey Jude. In the first chapter of the first story of The Dark Tower, there's a reference to Hey Jude. This is either because Ka is a wheel or because Stephen King has a really small reference pool of media he likes.

Estelle Horan has lived in the neat San Diego suburb of Parrish for twelve years, and outwardly she is typical Ms. California: She wears bright print shifts and smoked amber sunglasses; her hair is black-streaked blonde; she drives a neat maroon Volkswa- gen Formula Vee with a smile decal on the gas cap and a green-flag ecology sticker on the back window. Her husband is an execu- tive at the Parrish branch of the Bank of America; her son and daughter are certified members of the Southern California Sun 'n Fun Crowd, burnished-brown beach crea- tures. There is a hibachi in the small, beauti- fully kept back yard, and the door chimes play a tinkly phrase from the refrain of "Hey, Jude."
He'd bought the mule in Pricetown, and when he reached Tull, it was still fresh. The sun had set an hour earlier, but the gun- slinger had continued traveling, guided by the town glow in the sky, then by the uncannily clear notes of a honky-tonk piano playing "Hey Jude." The road widened as it took on tributaries. Here and there were overhead sparklights, all of them long dead.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What exactly comes on a Hitchcock McMuffin?
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Eyewitnesses also reported hearing a strange sound from his restraints, which sounds like mechanical failure. Whether thats a design or maintenance issue remains to be seen.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm not expert but it seems like the accident in Georgia might be a technical failure. It's the first rider fatality on ANY B&M coaster, ever, so its extra surprising. It was also the rare B&M that didn't have a redundant seat belt system on board, on the other hand.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Such a nightmare for his loved ones. If and when they sue, thats a whole different kind of exhaustion and retraumatization.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I do wonder if we'll ever get an idea of the mechanics of those injuries on X2. I hadn't ridden it in two decades but you could tell it wasn't running smooth in recent years. The Goliath situation seems so much worse with all the media coverage and the damn photos going around. Trul tragix.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm no expert on Georgia law, so idk what they require, but I believe they weren't required when Goliath opened. I'd also guess that the ride was grandfathered in if regulations changed, since they never modified the trains to add seat belts. Consumer confidence is in the toilet for Six Flags rn.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 14/10/2026
The modern Republican party is like a specialized island species where they have no known predators. They are completely unprepared for a hostile environment. They have designed their own simulacrum and no longer how to live among us here, in the Real.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Drone strikes on a half-dozen heads of state would definitely put a stop to that shit.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/10/2026
Little domino labeled "Hangman Adam Page says "workers' rights" in a promo"

leading to a big domino labeled "The Houthis have caught, and compromised to a permanent end, Danhausen"
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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay we’re going to have to get a lot better at teaching queer history here because this isn’t how that happened at fucking all
They never learned to do any better, th
The only reason homosexuality isn't illegal throughout the western world rn is because of the Stonewall Riots; then, all of a sudden countries were quick to decriminalize & even legalize it
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think they're mostly connected via shared criminal defense attorneys these days.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So, it's been about one month since Macklemore got dropped from the Ed Sheeran tour and my Macklemore video got a big bump from the news, I'm donating the extra revenue from it (about $400) to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund (pcrf.net) and hey, maybe you want to also
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Disneyland Hourly @disneylandhourly.parkendium.com · 13/10/2026
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A nighttime photograph from Disneyland in the 1980s features a vibrant parade scene with illuminated floats. Visible are large, brightly lit mushrooms and an elaborate butterfly. A character resembling Alice from the "Alice in Wonderland" franchise is perched atop one of the displays. The lights form intricate patterns and color transitions, creating a striking visual spectacle against the dark backdrop. (circa 1985)
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's OK, Gabs. He's dead now.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Interesting. I figured they had updated them with seatbelts at some point.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm not sure it's operator error this time. Reports say the seat was fully unlocked and opened when it came into the station. Even if the operate made an error, the cars have multiple levels of restraints which should have prevented this. This one might be a mechanical failure.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's even more shocking because no B&M roller coaster has EVER had a rider die from restraint problems. And B&M has some of the most secure restraints every made for roller coasters. Something went VERY wrong today, and my guess is it's not operator error...
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 13/10/2026
B&M (the coaster designer and manufacturer) have an obsessively safety focused design and engineering culture, so this accident is horrific and baffling. Of course maintenance and upkeep is on the owner as well so I'll be interested to see what comes out in the O&M records
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, that's what I was reading. Can't imagine how that would happen, but clearly SOMETHING went horribly wrong. And his kid was riding with him. What a nightmare.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's especially concerning that this happened on a B&M. They've had a spectacular safety record and there are so many redundancies with their restraints. Between this and X2 this is just a PR nightmare for Six Flags.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Coasters from this manufacturer, B&M, have (until today) a basically spotless safety record. No deaths and any injuries have been due to operator error or, like, going under the ride while it's running. The seats on this ride have multiple safety redundancies, too. God only knows what happened.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Which is crazy, because B&M coasters have had an immaculate safety record so far. I would have guessed any other ride at the park had an issue before Goliath.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
B&M does NOT cut corners. Their ride restraints have multiple redundancies, and the rides are such a big draw to guests (and such a big investment) that parks spend a lot of time and effort on inspections and maintenance.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's important to note that this is the first serious accident that's been reported on a ride built by Bollinger & Mabillard, who've built over 100 coasters in the past 27 years. They're extremely well respected, expensive rides, and this one is just over 20 years old.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, that's pretty bad. Sounds like the deceased fell out of the coaster vehicle? Gonna be one hell of an investigation that leads into multiple lawsuits, I bet.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You gotta be here when It Happens.
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What the Hell is an Evangelion? @egregiousknives.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At this point, who can say?
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Ivankov: you have to accept these...parts. Of yourself. Sanji, putting on lipstick while signing an autograph: There's nothing TO accept idk what you're talking about
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