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Eggland's Worst

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh no my ai went rogue and ordered another two margaritas for me at chilis happy hour
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Rual Storge @rualstorge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This actually explains a lot... Epic's marketing here is a perfect example of misleading with facts. Is it faster than Steam? Yes! ... But... That's because Epic actually has even less functionality and information than before. They didn't better code the product, they cut functionality.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vluX... HERE WE GOOOOOOOO EPISODE 2!!!!!
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KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: Ep 2 - Wolves Around The Corner
YouTube video by GLITCH
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ive looked at the data and crunched the numbers and youre not going to believe this but the most efficient form of government would be if you made me god emperor
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re just normal men
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Eggland's Worst @egglandsworst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
keep thinking about how i fumbled an incredible job at the last moment
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/01/2024
Google maps screenshot with McDonald’s highlighted. Rating, 3.5. Featured review: “It kept my burger warm for long.”
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can feel my body dying all around me
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no baby seriously it was just that my ai went rogue i swear
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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mikeymarkey @mikeymarkey.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF VANESSA
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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Star Trek Shots @startrekshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn on the set of "Emissary", STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993)
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn in his seat at Quark's (note the lack of replicator and generally unfinished look of the set) during production of "Emissary".

Morn originated as a sketch based on a bulldog which Makeup Supervisor Michael Westmore drew on the back of a shooting script. According to Westmore, the Morn mask underwent several revisions to fit alongside the franchise's aliens before it was approved by the producers: "Several heads were made for Morn to appear in DS9: 'Emissary'... some of the heads they felt were a little too far out, that they weren't quite STAR TREK."
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Eggland's Worst @egglandsworst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You fools, I actually have *two* brain cells
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re just normal men
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All things considered, If I had known every single dumb joke I've ever made was going to get taken 100% seriously by thousands and thousands of people, I would have at least tried to make them funnier.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A meme of tucker Carlson, aged up and looking haggard af. It looks like his Fox show and the chyron reads “it’s even more over than was previously thought possible”
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 17/09/2026
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Eggland's Worst @egglandsworst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where is the Wookiepedia article about why Cassian Andor looks ten years younger when he arrives to Kafrene
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
something you need to know about me is that Cloud being impromptu sentence-mixed into saying "Gotta shit. Take it from here." has just been a part of my vocabulary for the past two years
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 11/09/2026
halloween: the game may be even scarier than the movie itself... @socpens.com
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 09/09/2026
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Adult friendship is just texting "I'm good life is kicking my ass how are you" over and over
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They should make a website that works
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Eggland's Worst @egglandsworst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Haha oops. Well at least it wasnt a complete waste of two months
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Eggland's Worst @egglandsworst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Living in a hotel for 2 months has really put me behind on my gaming backlog 😭
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never thought this day would ever come but mgs4 is finally out of its ps3 prison
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Eggland's Worst @egglandsworst.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I liked the movie a lot more than the book. Gosling is just perfect casting and the style of the book irritated me at times lol
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