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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.

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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 8h
Too subtle?
A London tube sign of a red ring on a white background overlaid with "SOUTH OF HOUSTON" in white letters on a blue horizontal bar.
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 8h
Neat!
A London tube sign saying "EAT FRESH" as the name of the station. This implies that this is Subway rather than the London tube.
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵
Tom Cochrane jamming out in the music video for "Life is a Highway." He appears to be in a remote area, far from any highway. A strange creative choice. I bet cocaine was involved. It was the early 90's after all.
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm here to kick ass and drink water. And I REALLY need to pee…
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Athena @athenticate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👍🏻 to MAD Magazine for calling this shit out. I remember reading this issue when it came out; this panel was the catalyst for my brain halting and thinking, "hey, this isn't funny after all! Maybe I should look past the slapstick framing and sound effects…" PS back issues of MAD on Internet Archive…
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Selling dreams in a trailer? So he's a heroin dealer now?
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching a Chinese costume drama and this lady just got El Kabonged upside the head with a lute. So satisfying.
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Kabong El Kabong
Alt: El Kabong swings into action and smacks a dude upside the head through his purple top hat.
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven't checked but if the Bad Lip Reading folks haven't already uploaded their version of Trump's mic-less event I can only assume they hate money, fame, and me, personally.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Darth Vader Alter The Deal
Alt: Darth Vader Alter The Deal
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/aCBNw-9XQV8
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Bloody Mary Morning
YouTube video by Supersuckers - Topic
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[P]
“The Super Bowl Shuffle” by the Chicago Bears Shufflin’ Crew
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ll take this a step further and say, I believe we should be able to support an average-sized family on a single income at what we determine to be the minimum wage. A lot of Boomers got this. But for whatever reason, we’re considered ridiculous for proposing it.
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm sorry what?
A photo of exit turnstiles in a New York City subway station. The sign hanging from the ceiling says "Exit, 34th St PATH, Penn station B,D,F,M ➡️"

The sign below it attached to he metallic panel says in mock mosaic, "MOLTEN CORE."
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My “Doctor Who” idea is that the Doctor is a frog and his companion is a bear and every week they put on a variety show with the help of a very special guest star.
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Meats back on the menu boys
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Balthus @balthushomewood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Brings a different meaning to the line "You will taste man-flesh"
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TheCursedHat @thecursedhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The white pimp hand of Saruman
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RinglesReport @brendanherlihy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"The Two Towers But One of the Tower's a Brothel"
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a true thing I do. In my head, to amuse myself when I am bored, I write a version of Lord of the Rings where Gandalf sends Red Sonja to watch over Frodo instead of Strider. Not kidding, I have been writing this in my head for over a decade. She also falls hard for Arwen.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The emperor's new clothes as plot armor
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cute aminals!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/11/2024
[Image is a neat looking high speed train, that has been used in many situations as the generic bullettrain.png image.]

"I DON'T WANT SELF DRIVING CARS
I want boring things like public transit that comes so regularly I don't need to check a schedule.

I want fast passenger rail so accessible and easy it's preferable to suffering airports.

I want cities that aren 't built around cars-as-default"
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Englishman Who Went Up a Flight of Stairs But Came Down a Slightly Longer Flight of Stairs
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/09/2026
ah, my favorite time of day, Wizard Cat with Huge Knockers
[Red digital clock display reading 4:38.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/09/2026
Tim Chase (@gumnos@bsd.cafe) on mastodon: "I learned today that POSIX specifies a tool designed to assist you in reviewing & modifying LLM-generated code. In typical Unix fashion, they shortened "reviewing & modifying" to just two letters

$ rm code.rs

It even has command-line options to [r]ecursively [f]ix whole directories of LLM-generated code

$ rm -rf project/"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
[A phonetic alphabet reference poster displaying letters A through Z alongside Morse code, semaphore clock positions, and maritime flags.]

"phonetic alphabet

A Aisle / B Bravo / C Cue / D Double-u / E Eye / F Four / G Gnat / H Honor / I Ian / J Jalapeno / K Knight / L Lima / M Mnemonic / N Nine / O Ouija / P Phrase / Q Queue / R Row / S Sea / T Tsunami / U Urge / V View / W Why / X Xylophone / Y You / Z Zoo

With this NATO alphabet chart you will no longer use "M as in Mancy" during a support call with your mom, or while defusing a bomb."
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
…in Avengers: Doomsday!
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This along with Coyote vs Acme are exhibits X and X+1 proving that C-Suite contribute nothing to society.
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Upper Class Twit Of The Year Monty Python'S Flying Circus Nigel Vivian John Cleese
Alt: Upper Class Twit Of The Year sketch by Monty Python'S Flying Circus The camera switches between each of the upper class twit competitors played by Eric Idle, Terry Jones, John Cleese, Michael Palin, and Graham Chapman. Narration: Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith has an O-level in chemo-hygiene. Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp. Nigel Incubator-Jones, his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker. Gervaise Brook-Hampster is in the Guards, and his father uses him as a wastepaper basket. And finally Oliver St John-Mollusc, Harrow and the Guards, thought by many to be this year's outstanding twit.
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just got notice that CVS has the updated COVID-19 jab available. Book your jab time & place asap!! I also opted in to allow notice that I’m up to date to be sent to IL’s registry.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
lytrians on tumblr: "the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination."
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes No No Maybe No Depends on whether I make the soup for everyone or if every one brings soup for me No Maybe Always
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
["You have died of RFK Jr." below a green pixel-art Oregon Trail ox pulling a covered wagon.]
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Booooo Princess: Scary Face Meme
Alt: The ugly hag from The Princess Bride booing vigorously.
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Downgrade a movie… The Return of the Prime Minister
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jack Kirby, born on August 28, 1917.
A black and white portrait photo of Jack Kirby in a suit.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
[Jesse Pinkman and Walter White diner meme] 
Jesse: "I'm Making A New Character. A Bard." 
Walter: "Okay..." 
Jesse: "She Grew Up In A Shack, Became A Famous Singer, And Uses Her Wealth To Teach Poor Kids How To Read" 
Jesse: "And I'm Making Her A High Elf. So She's Blonde, Beautiful, And She's Going To Live Basically Forever." 
Walter: "It's Okay, Jesse. I'm Gonna Miss Her, Too."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
[Tim Curry as Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3's Anatoly Cherdenko in space]
"See You Space Cowboy..."
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sang this one at karaoke tonight to mourn Dolly. No other song depresses me more. youtu.be/OLVWEYUqGew
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John Prine - Sam Stone
YouTube video by John Prine
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 26/08/2026
If not for Tim Curry, Brennan wouldn't have gotten a job at CollegeHumor, and Dropout would be a very different place today...
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He didn't die, you see…
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
Alt: Tim Curry as General Secretary and Premier of the Soviet Union Anatoly Cherdenko from the video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3. "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... space!"
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Tess Fowler Gutierrez @tessfowler.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
My Rogue is and will always be inspired by young Dolly Parton.
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Tess Fowler Gutierrez @tessfowler.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Rogue! I'm not caught up on #xmen97 yet but I am so on board for her renaissance. This is mixed media on mixed media paper. 😁
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton. What a ray of sunshine you were!
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Mr. Deal Closer @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
😭😭😭
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Pensive Young Man Sitting Cross-Legged
ALT: Pensive Young Man Sitting Cross-Legged
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