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Call Me Kevin

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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 7h
I can assure you the Internal Revenue Service don’t care WHAT you put on them returns…as long as the amount you get or give is what they say it should be
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 7h
Can 1000% confirm that folks lie to the IRS everyday, B
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 7h
Oh thank God. Now all the MSM content scraping and weird zoo-like watching journalists, Black and white alike, love to do to get content will be focused over there and we can continue to just exist and yap over here.
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unh uh. You & Michael Ealy his brothers. Aaron & the girl are his kids. The Different World boy is Aaron’s son. You the one ain’t down w/ whatever the family is into. You tryna get Aaron’s son away from it too
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AK @aimzkritty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The placement 😂😂😂 He look like Terrence Howard wayward son 😩
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 29/09/2026
quick somebody add Cerrome to the pic
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Season One of "Do You Like My Eyes" gets an 8 episode order. Coming to AppleBottomTV in Spring '27
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Take it from one of my accounts. If the premise is I don’t have it to take: I can ask the man I see, one of my brothers, cousins, friends, or a few former co-workers & I’m incredibly grateful that I know I’d have options
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My IMMEDIATE thought was, “Do not pass ‘Go’. Do not collect $200.”
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, the memories of watching this w/ my grandparents 🥹
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
People need an inner monologue so they can stop saying stupid shit out loud.
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
S/o to my medication. I’m feeling so pleasant today 😊
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really like not being famous. Sometimes, I be wanting some of the perks tho
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have ample time to go put gasoline in my vehicle before the morning. There is a high probability I won’t attempt to do that until the morning.
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agreed.
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I may treat myself to some oysters today for my trouble
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been up for more than an hour btw
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Waking up at work time on a non-work day is a special kind of torture
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ppl that can see my IG: Do yall be trippin, having seen my children grow up (especially the big one)? I know I do
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had mine on yesterday 🤗
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This lady at the RoFo got a gambling problem. Goddamn.
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M’Skeet BBQ @genzerofdade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Martin scene with the stuffed Rottweiler
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is not time for me to be up yet
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I go on my looksmaxxing journey, should I let the public follow along, or just pop out as a brand new me?
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This evening breeze is everything
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a craving for a candy apple…except, I don’t eat candy apples. So, I guess I’m craving a caramel apple
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m so sorry that happened to you
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I thought today was a different day
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Ralph Wiggum's Happy Back To School Wave
ALT: Ralph Wiggum's Happy Back To School Wave
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I plan to have THEE best sleep tonight. It is going to be immaculate
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
STEPPED. ON. I filled my tank Wednesday night. Drove my normal ass amount Thursday. Burned a half tank of gas. My car can drive from Baltimore to NYC on a half tank of gas! Something in the milk ain’t clean!
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok. I’m over my TWA. I need my hair did
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was supposed to go to bed an hour ago
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Baltimore Beat @baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dimples Bar & Grill serves up cheesesteaks and charm baltimorebeat.com/dimples-bar-...
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Dimples Bar & Grill serves up cheesesteaks and charm
Mary Miles, in her signature glasses and short-cropped white hair, stood by herself during the February 17 Board of Liquor License Commissioners’ hearing — she didn’t have an attorney by her side, as…
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This medication fitna have me sittin sideways. Let me straighten out my bed
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want to retire in 10yrs. 7, actually. I’m really ready for my next chapter
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From Threads: I got a feeling the brand they’ll be ambassading is P’ussé
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m thinking abt which song Stevie will sing at the show that’s gonna make me cry. I’m guessing it’ll be If It’s Magic or Another Star
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m so damn tired of service fees when I ain’t get no damn service Just had to pay a $0.48 fee to register my child for PSAT 😠
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Silk Press $120 Single Process Color $350 initial, $100 touch up (4-6wks) Weave (Hair/Install/Color) ~$950 initial, $100 maintenance (3wks) NOTE: My stylist is a licensed professional in a full service salon. She’s also my friend, & even if I ain’t got no money she’ll do SOMETHING to my head lol
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Y’all…Y’ALL.
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The small child loss his privileges for the evening. I’m trying to remove things…nigga got more electronics than Rambo had guns. Shit.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Once again Zack Fox was right. This time re: Ed Sheeran.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Something I wrote about Kangaroos
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Bannon ain't even human, what is this?
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Autocorrect can change “gals” to “girls” but don’t know I’m not tryna type “becajakb” 😤
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think the worn out inner thigh is a cross for all us big-legged girls to bear. You just know at some point your fave pair of jeans gon have to unwillingly become distressed
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I put a hole in a pair of pants this morning. One of my fave pair. Popped a stitch tryna slide them up my thighs 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Call Me Kevin @galeficent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Because I have long (often sharp) nails, I end up not only w/ torn loops, but holes poked directly into the pants from tryna yank em up
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ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀 @jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
or when belt loops start breaking from pulling pants up over your ass
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i think about this video on a quarterly basis. how did he even spy that chicken plate from up there? 😭
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