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Michelle

@effinghardy.bsky.social
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she/her, wasting time waiting for the jug to boil. Plant overbuyer, op shop lover.

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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your daily affirmation: It's good to be thoughtful. So, think carefully about how many of your enemies you will smite today, and how many you will spare for another day.
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love everything about this. I would also pay good money to be a fly on the wall when Elon sees it.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Heard in the servo* today, "Fucking trump and his fucking Hormuz bullshit can get fucked." *In my car. From me. Because wtf.
A BP servo sign. 91 is $2.37, 98 is $2.62, and diesel is $2.79.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The actual funniest thing that Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes movie could do is end up actually being a muppet movie, with Miss Piggy playing Holmes. It'd be played completely straight otherwise, including the nudity, with Nathan Fielder as the only human.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Partially clothed woman beating a brain 
"Stfu"
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John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know one way of stopping AI agents from accessing Australian government data would be by making them have MyGov accounts.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look at his face, he's furious. Love to see it.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought a great vintage bed tray from the market recently (older man, told me it belonged his grandparents, wished me much enjoyment of it) and told Man of the House it was to accommodate all the breakfast in beds he's going to make me. His reaction:
static.klipy.com
Marc Says 'I Don't Think So'
Alt: Man shaking his head and speaking. Text: I Don't Think So
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Disappointed to find this art buoy doesn't have a livestream. Also, what a great name, The Facial Expressions of Tethys.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"...the company took three months to notify (the Australian government) of the breach, and when it did, it was in an email sent to the Services Australia public inbox." Ai bros just don't give a fuck about what their creations are doing as long as they keep making them money.
abc.net.au
OpenAI agent hacked Medicare portal, PM says
Anthony Albanese says he has spoken to the Open AI chief executive to express his concern about the incident and the length of time it took the tech company to inform the government of the breach.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I keep checking @libro.fm to see if the English language World War Z by Max Brooks is finally there, but always no. No. No.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Delusion: I'm awake early on my day off and sorting my long neglected filing like a good adult. Yay me! Truth: Lying in bed going through my camera roll and deleting old screenshots.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
4. Always.
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Rocket Sago @sago1950.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 19/09/2026
Just watching an old documentary tonight, something about data centers, ai and robots.
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Celui-là, oui, le vingt-troisième à gauche, quinze du haut..."
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 19/09/2026
USE ALT TEXT. JUST DO IT.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you've just reached a crucial turning point in the novel you're reading. you turn the page and it unfolds into a full-color ad printed on die-cut glossy cardstock. it will not fold back down until the chip finishes playing the extremely loud audio track. the book, like all books now, cost you $150.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"External events such as earthquakes can sometimes influence an individual volcanic system, but one volcano would not trigger another because they have separate systems and are located far apart. "In terms of timing I think it really was a coincidence," he said." Six volcanoes. A coincidence. 🤔😬
abc.net.au
Six volcanoes erupt within days in Indonesia in 'rare' event
At least six volcanoes erupt across Indonesia within days of each other. For residents nearby there's no escaping the fallout.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wow its amazing how much lighter i feel after completing an extremely daunting task that's been weighing on me for months. i guess procrastination really does lead to more stress. good thing i'll definitely remember this for all future daunting tasks
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm listening to The Good Virus and would totally drive the family crazy if there was a citizen science phage library project in Australia.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026
Lmao


Joel Berry
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The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.
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Meryl Streep will officially voice Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN'S NEPHEW’. 

🔗 https://empireonline.com/movies/news/narnia-magicians-nephew-aslan-meryl-streep-cover-exclusive/
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My opinion of Israel is reinforced every single day.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A continuous live stream from a waterhole near Kings Canyon? SIGN ME UP
abc.net.au
Remote waterhole live stream a window into secrets of NT desert
A camera streaming around the clock from a remote Central Australian waterhole is capturing dingoes, wallabies, birds and other wildlife while helping researchers understand how the changing climate i...
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fucking Ed Sheeran. He'll be doing a gig at Bibi's birthday before we know it.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OK then. Fuck off.
Screenshot from The Australian

“OpenAI’s ultimatum to PM: dilute creatives’ rights or we won’t discuss renewables”
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran wanting to remain neutral is sending me lol. Dudes worth £200m+. My brother in Christ if you cannot speak freely who the fuck can lol
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
. @deezerdevs.bsky.social why can't deezer remember and just start playing my playlist again if I pause for a bit to have a conversation. Taps earbud Nothing Taps earbud Nothing Sigh Digs phone out of bag
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"some agents even accepted experiments that endangered their own individual score because the information could benefit the larger group" I quietly yiked.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From The Great Gatsby over 100 years ago. Incredibly dated now.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Difficulties deciding on a premise for a Muppet series. DIFFICULTIES DECIDING ON A PREMISE. FOR A SHOW. FOR THE MUPPETS.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's nothing wrong with you, and you are not broken. The world that should offer us peace, warmth, and book clubs in the old forest with sophisticated animals in little tweed suits is broken.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
September too. Famously the driest football month.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disappointing timing.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What could go wrong? Attention @bec7ford.bsky.social 😱😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The trailer for You can see everything is completely ick. Also, I know he's the filmmaker but both of them give me the heebie jeebies.
abc.net.au
'Creepy' Elizabeth Holmes documentary leaves reviewers stunned
Nathan Fielder's surprise new film about the disgraced startup founder has got people talking thanks to one "scary" interaction.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Canada is like a nice condo above a meth lab”
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Ben Eltham @beneltham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Another Melbourne tobacco shop on fire. A touching trademark, these heartwarming quirks of our charming southern city explode spontaneously in the early hours, in this essay I shall
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saved him from a terrible death. Watch the video, what an amazingly brave thing Hartog did.
abc.net.au
'Owe my life to you': Driver stops to pull rival out of flaming Ferrari
A young Dutch racer is being hailed as a "superhero" after stopping on a racetrack to help pull a fellow competitor out of his flaming car.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A person close to me is very long winded, when I can see this beginning to happen I say headlines please, not the full article. (I am also a long winded person who tries my hardest to just shut up, so I feel their pain 😂)
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apple, I know you won't hear me, but please please could you give us the ability to make folders for alarms.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dear Peter Hegseth, Get absolutely fucked. Sincerely, Australia.
abc.net.au
US declares it will accelerate military presence in Australia
Defence Minister Richard Marles has met with his US counterpart in Washington DC to discuss an expansion of the US military presence at Australian military bases.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good to see the auspost icon back to normal from that HP shit it briefly was.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The worldwide supply of lies has been significantly depleted today.
Screenshot of text.  US Central Command is aware of the reports of civilian casualties, said Captain Tim Hawkins, a spokesman.

He noted that they "originated from Iranian state media."

"The US military never targets civilians, unlike the IRGC," he said.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We've already reached the peak of technology, I'm not sure we should even bother striving for more. #SundayMarketBreakfast
One of those remote beeper things that tell you when your food is ready. The insert says "your poffertjes are a beep away ".
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