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Michelle

@effinghardy.bsky.social
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she/her, wasting time waiting for the jug to boil. Plant overbuyer, op shop lover.

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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 30m
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Witness a Man Break a World Record
Alt: Alan Alda at an awards ceremony saying Right now you're about to see a man break a world record.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 43m
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angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social · 1h
There is something fundamentally broken in America
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 1h
Love to see it.
Screenshot of headline: Blockbuster ASX float of data centre operator Firmus pulled after lacklustre demand
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 3h
Also, 34 combo. You're smashing it!
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 3h
I'm sure your brain is loving doing something completely different from the other languages you already know. 😃
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 12h
Looking at the list of potential nominees is delightful. Francesca Albanese, Greta Thunberg, Pope Leo...
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 13h
Looking forward to seeing how the political situation of the world changes on Friday when the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded and someone other than trump gets it. Again.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 14h
😂 Earlier this year I practiced my Chúc mừng năm mới (happy new year) for Lunar New Year and made his day with it when I walked in that morning. 😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 17h
I can also confidently say things like Chào buổi sáng, Chào buổi chiều, Chúc mừng sinh nhật, and Tôi xin lỗi at the appropriate times. I am as Vietnamese as anything. 😂
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 17h
Since no one else in my house knows any French I just say Je ne sais pas to everything. French as, mate 😂. One of my workmates is Vietnamese so there is a lot of De rien in reply to Cảm ơn, and Không có gì in reply to Merci between us 😆.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course! 😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The old chicken shoes were clogs from Bunnings bought about ten years ago. They are still fine but have worn smooth on the bottom. I have slipped badly on the dewy morning back step a few times now because of that, so new shoes it is 😕. Resentfully 😆. But saving myself more bruising.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One you might be interested in on release @pinkagendist.bsky.social
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That looks delish. Did you use the Tin Eats recipe?
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I actually was really torn because I needed new rubbery shoes but was not happy about being responsible for buying yet more waste that will never break down. I know my shoe choices are a tiny tiny drop in a vast ocean of pollution but I was happier paying more for something that will last longer.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a legacy trump is digging for himself.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In the only one in the house who can let them out in the morning without being immediately attacked. I only get attacked 70% of the time. 😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's what the old chicken shoes were, fake crocs with no holes. They've been walking the chicken path for years and years and have got no tread left so they're dangerously slippery on the back step. I thought I'd upgrade to new shoes to save me an undignified fall off the veranda 😆.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ended up buying a pair of elastic sided Bogs, if I'm going to pay a stupid amount for rubber shoes at least they can look decent. Yes I need safe shoes for the chook yard. Need to evade rooster attack almost every morning. 😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I needed some new chicken shoes (sacrificial non absorbent shoes only worn in the muddy chicken yard). In my searches I found that crocs are over fifty bucks. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Accurate. 😕
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually googled this to see if you were being sarcastic 😆. I'll have to check it out now and see if it measures up!
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only telling your friends you're going to the zoo, zero further details offered. 😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure there are excellent scientists doing truly good work in this field in the US. Am unsure if that work will be allowed to do the good it should.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"The US says it is closely monitoring the death of an employee at a Siberian "anti-plague" laboratory from what Russian officials are calling pneumonia of an unknown origin." The US is monitoring? Lol, this is not as comforting an update as it historically would've been.
abc.net.au
US closely monitoring death of Russian plague laboratory employee
Officials in Russia provide conflicting information about the death of an employee at a Siberian "anti-plague" laboratory.
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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 03/10/2026
movie about a time traveler going back to 1999 to convince everybody working in y2k prevention to just let the computers die
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isn't she living in France now? I think she ran away from Australia in covid times because there wasn't enough 'freedom' for an anti vaxer like her 😆.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tina Arena is a bad Aussie 😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That stack of dessert looks delish.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beautifully glamorous.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a staircase!
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I appreciate that you remember my ramblings.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be fair, when people spoke to you in the past I bet you walked away and immediately forgot what they were rambling on about anyway.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you have to train it leave your mark for the future, train it to be bitingly critical of such things. 😆
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, don't train the robots.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh wow, that is exactly you.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excellent timing!
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the best weather for a road trip!
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Agree.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Terrifying indeed. And imagine having 50 friends (50!!) you could message in that situation, thinking that they would likely be interested in it. And imagine how many times it's happened before.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They won't, of course, because they're all complete and utter arseholes, But maybe one day they'll have daughters they truly love and realise that any guy she comes across could be the same as them.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And neither did the 50 or so people in the chat who knew what was happening and didn't care to stop it. They should all feel shame until the day they die.
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣
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Michelle @effinghardy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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