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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/12/2025

Sadly, he won’t remember reading this book @qntm.org

Jacob receiving a Christmas present that he won’t remember reading, the book “There is no anti-memetics division”

Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/11/2025

Jupiter H. Christmas, this is a dumb move. Having just spent the weekend out in the woods cooking turkeys in make-shift ovens and gravity-fed rotisseries and pots of oil, IMHO Scouts is one of the best things that any kid can do.

A man with a gray beard wearing a white wool cap out in the woods prepares to lower a turkey into a pot containing hot oil using an overly-elaborate dipping mechanism. Several scouts have been removed from the picture, but they were there too.

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

NEXT WEEK! ✨ i'm opening pet portrait commissions once again! $60USD gets you a single portrait of your pet! great as gifts for the upcoming holiday season, or just to treat yourself. get your emails in through the weekend to get on this batch! please see the threaded posts below for more info:

drawing of a jack russel terrier holding a donut toy

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 17/10/2025

I mean, look at these two dopes. Having the time of their life at daycare.

Grady, a white golden doodle, and Farley, a black mini-schoodle, sharing a bed at doggy day care. Grady's sporting pretty great puppy eyes, while Farley looks majestic in his red harness.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 26/08/2025

Somebody said it was International Dog Day today (maybe just the Afternoon), so I must tell you that someone left the comfy blanket on the bay window (making it the Bay Window) and it's Farley's now.

Farley the black and gray mini schoodle, stretched out and asleep on a Hudson Bay blanket in a Bay window (but not a Hudson Bay window). Outside it is a lovely sunny day.

Farley the black and gray mini schoodle, sitting on a Hudson Bay blanket in a Bay window (but not a Hudson Bay window). He is looking at the camera.

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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.

Kerry Bishe in costume as Donna and Mackenzie Davis in costume as Cameron Howe on the set of Halt and Catch Fire

Scoot McNairy and Lee Pace on the set of Halt and Catch Fire

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

When I was a Boy Scout they used to tell us the number one thing was to leave the campsite better than it was when you found it. So that it looked like no one had ever even been there.

I had been being so good
I had been being so good. Everyone talked about that.
How good I had been being. They got me by the balls
soon enough though. I got myself by my own balls.
You can picture what I’m saying. Turns out my organs
are bad. Liver being the headliner. Not working
right anymore the guy said. In terms of functioning.
Filtering out certain chemicals and toxins and the rest.
Whatever else they told me it does. Put it down to all
of that business with the whisky. My ex-doctor told
me this was coming up the pipe sooner or later years
ago. My ex-wife too. I told them both to kiss my ass.
Not literally but in so many words you know? Wives
and doctors know you better than you know yourself.
Have certain data that you do not have access to. Can’t
be bothered to read rather. I never really believed that
later was an actual place I’d ever have to live in. Later
was the goddamn moon. Something to contemplate in
the dark and then avert your eyes. Frankly I had been
counting on them having sorted this whole pickle out
by the time it mattered for real people i.e. me. Then
the thing with the scientific funding and the takeover
of the universities. When I was a child I thought we
were well on our way to flying cars someday so this
was just another in a series of bad predictions on my
part. Did George Jetson or any of those guys drink
scotch now that I think of it? Maybe press a button
and it comes out of a little chute on the wall. Some
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robot bartender being a wiseass. I do not remember
correctly. I know they had that one bar in Star Wars. I
don’t remember so many things anymore. For already
stated reasons. I don’t even remember why I needed
poisoning this badly to begin with. I never wanted to
die I promise you. I always wished to live an average
life I just needed some other surrogate guy to do the
bulk of it on my behalf. Then pass the baton of my
soul back off to me when it was my turn to sprint the
final lap. When I was a Boy Scout they used to tell us
the …

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 24/07/2025

It's Farley's sixth birthday today. I thought it was his fifth until I did the math.

Farley the gray and black mini-schnoodle wearing a birthday hat and licking his lips at the prospect of birthday snacks, with his dog friends at daycare.

Farley the black mini-schnoodle, wearing a birthday hat and looking up to see where the treats will be coming from, with his dog friends at daycare.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 02/05/2025

Well, my son figured out how to make sure that the business students at Clarkson University get the real news from @bencollins.bsky.social and @theonion.com

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

today is international engagement bait day. please repost to raise awareness

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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Apr 21st - It's Amp Vs Amp as Sex Bob-Omb takes on The Katayanagi Twins. Two bands enter, one band leaves at the Toronto International Battle of the Bands. 📽️📅 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) Dir. @edgarwright.bsky.social

2 Screenshots from the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" (2010): First, a wide-eyed man stares ahead with two friends behind him in winter clothes, snow falling lightly around them; subtitle reads, "That poster needs more exclamation marks." Second, a close-up of two identical posters on a brick wall promoting a battle of the bands event, filled with dramatic text and multiple exclamation marks, as a character stands in front of them; subtitle reads, "Oh, man, we're gonna get killed."

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 17/04/2025

Me and my fluffy white dog (and my fluffy black dog!) ready for some Truth, Justice and Staff Meetings in my new shirt cc @jamesgunn.bsky.social

Old dude wearing a new Superman shirt with the new 2025 Superman crest.

Grady the fluffy white golden doodle and Farley the fluffy black mini-schnoodle, sitting and patiently awaiting treats, which were given after the picture was taken.

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maggie spiders @squishythings.com · 14/04/2025

a fistful of eels

five doofy bright-colored polymer clay eels. inspired by garden eels. they are orange and white, blue with black spots, yellow with blue spots, purple/light purple striped, and hot pink with purple and white spots.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 12/04/2025

Probably this, a hockey jersey that I won at a Hip show in Boston in January of 2015. It’s signed by the band, so I get to see Gord Downie’s signature every day. Got to meet the man himself that night too, that’s the picture I took of him that night on the top left.

A framed hockey jersey for The Tragically Hip, with photos of a couple of their concerts and some pins.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/12/2024

Grady and Farley wish everyone a Merry Christmas!

Grady the golden doodle (on the left) and Farley the black mini-schnoodle (on the right) are wearing Santa hats while sitting on the couch.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 04/12/2024

Farley bundled up for the walk this morning.

Farley the black and grey mini-schnoodle wearing a blue fleece jacket and a red harness before heading out for a walk.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 24/11/2024

What is going to happen when I open this can of one of the most ubiquitous snacks in the world? @pftompkins.bsky.social perhaps you have some insight?

A can of “Virginia Diner Classic Peanut Brittle”, or is it?

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 04/11/2024

This was yesterday, 48 hours before election day. Most of the people in this audience appear to have no clue what JD Vance is talking about

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

Gonna take advantage of pinned posts to remind everyone that newsletter subscriptions are the main thing that actually keep my work sustainable, and if you enjoy the cartoon you should sign up (it's incredibly cheap)! thismodernworld.com/subscriptions

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Subscriptions – THIS MODERN WORLD

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 17/09/2024

I guess 10% is pretty good. 10x bigger in a year!

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 21/07/2024

Oh, shit, poor @tomtomorrow.bsky.social Poor guy just wants to get out one fuckin’ comic without the world changing.

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Mattie Electric Air Line @mrbtx.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

NOT THAT ONE IAN

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