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Steve Green

@eelstretching.com
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Of the Boston Eelstretchings.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 28/09/2026
Already is, bro. Just gonna get better!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 28/09/2026
Spackle or drywall compound?
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 28/09/2026
How much does it hurt to fall on that thing? I fell a lot when I was trying surfing in the actual ocean.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 21/09/2026
Maybe this scroller-Morse key item can be my next project after I figure out my Christmas-lights-driving PCB…
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 21/09/2026
JERRY STOP NO STOP
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 16/09/2026
I very much like "Faillison".
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 15/09/2026
Anti-virus programs all over again.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 14/09/2026
Good luck, Parker!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 13/09/2026
No humans, nobody needs to see the web site, amirite?
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 12/09/2026
He’s a good dog, all right, but if you can, John, could you tell us what condition his condition is in?
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 12/09/2026
My experience of recent CS grads is that they don’t really know what the parts of the computer are, perhaps because computers work so well now? Back in my hose drinking days they would break and you had to fix them, which taught you stuff.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 12/09/2026
Kids should learn how to use a shovel and wheelbarrow at the very least!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 12/09/2026
Have you ever read “The Adolescence of P-1”? Written in the 70s, the accidental AI starts copying itself from mainframe to mainframe over the phone. Feels like this fear is some weird cultural echo of that. I’d like to see how long it would take to just copy the weights over the network.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 11/09/2026
You do seem slightly epic, Sam.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 10/09/2026
Just say you already ran out of video uploads for today and then go see a movie or something, man. No one's gonna check...
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 10/09/2026
Jerry? Yes!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 09/09/2026
For the first time in a long time, I think I’m just going to get a new battery for my four year old phone.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 08/09/2026
They took a lot of heat to make that change. To say it was an old boys club would undersell it by quite a bit. I remember some pretty terrible t-shirt designs ca. 2014.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 08/09/2026
If she’s a Letterkenny fan you can tell her you got it from <whispers>The Dark Web.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 08/09/2026
That is likely information that my wife would not like to hear from me.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 08/09/2026
I tell the Mrs. when there’s no legal way to get something she wants to see that what we’re watching “fell off the back of a truck”.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 06/09/2026
Just bought them to read them again. I bet they hold up!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 05/09/2026
Read them the Chronicles of Prydain. Lots of fun Welsh names to chew on! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chr...
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The Chronicles of Prydain - Wikipedia
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 05/09/2026
YES!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 05/09/2026
I’m Steve, a dad and computer nerd in Burlington, MA. I’m married, I’ve got one grown kid (who still lives here) and two pretty good dogs. I like in “Outfit” when he warns his son that he doesn’t want to catch him in Kendale with a bucket of wealthy man’s paint.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 05/09/2026
Holy shit dude, I’m just trying to take a break while cleaning out the shed, not cry in my back yard. This is why it’s taking me so long to read your book.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 05/09/2026
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 04/09/2026
I always tell people that I like Rush (because also Gen X and I do like them), but that I’m not a real Rush fan, because that’s a different thing altogether.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 02/09/2026
What's the Big-A on FonzSort? Ayyyy(1)?
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 30/08/2026
I remember drinking a full glass of water about 4 times in my life up until I was 18. I do remember drinking a ton of hosefuls, though.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 28/08/2026
See Microsystems, Sun (RIP)
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 27/08/2026
“20 million die by fire if I am weak” is the one I always remember, but I always was a Superman fan.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 26/08/2026
I once decided to cross my hands on the handlebars and shortly thereafter had a lovely trip over those same handlebars onto the side of the road. I executed a perfect Capt. Kirk shoulder roll that no one saw. Glad I had my helmet that day.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 26/08/2026
These guys have clearly never taken a header off their bike because they did something dumb, like running the front wheel into the curb.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 24/08/2026
Probably a good time to read Kim Stanley Robinson’s The Wild Shore, where the rest of the world sends the US back to the 18th century, technologically.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 23/08/2026
Enjoying a fine Sensible Chuckle.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 16/08/2026
Tough, but fair.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 14/08/2026
Just one yike! What do they have to lose for multiple yikes?
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 13/08/2026
That’s a Matt Berry way of saying it, tbh.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 12/08/2026
Good one, but where on earth did you find an overhead projector? I’m having flashbacks to teaching third year undergrads in the 90s.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 10/08/2026
The fresh taste of zinc!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 07/08/2026
I thought the same, but the new episodes were *after* the old ones in the list!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 30/07/2026
That gives it the piney flavour that Canadians crave!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 30/07/2026
That’s how you make Chex mix, no? Although we mostly did this to make Bits and Bites with Shreddies #canadianity
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 29/07/2026
Excellent!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 28/07/2026
The bit with the guy trying to do the Arnold-in-T2 twirling gun cocking thing got a legit guffaw out of me.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 27/07/2026
Chuckling with absolute delight at this one.
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 26/07/2026
If I could heart this 1,000 times, I would, eh?
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/07/2026
You’re right to be proud. Well done!
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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 24/07/2026
I want to switch, but the electrician is gonna cost me. Sigh.
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