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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 23/07/2026

Grady and Farley being cute brothers at day care.

Farley the black mini schnoodle and Grady the golden doodle lounging at day care. Farley’s front left paw is on top of Grady’s left, which is super cute.

Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/04/2026

Farley will pick up a soft toy and walk to the bedroom, see that you’re not coming, walk back, stare at you for a bit and then head back to the bedroom, incredulous that you’re not taking his sage advice to hit the hay.

Farley, a mini schnoodle who is black with a gray mustache, wearing dinosaur pajamas.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 28/12/2025

Red bellied woodpecker gettin’ that seed. I could also get you 500 squirrel photos if you need them.

A red-bellied woodpecker looking at the seed in a bird feeder, unaware that he’s being observed!

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/12/2025

Sadly, he won’t remember reading this book @qntm.org

Jacob receiving a Christmas present that he won’t remember reading, the book “There is no anti-memetics division”

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 29/11/2025

Overly deep fried turkey (wife wanted me to sit with the guests instead of outside with the turkey) also pretty passable with the application of enough gravy. Might also be true of a brick, though?

A deep-fried turkey fresh out of the oil. Frankly, a little over done.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/11/2025

Jupiter H. Christmas, this is a dumb move. Having just spent the weekend out in the woods cooking turkeys in make-shift ovens and gravity-fed rotisseries and pots of oil, IMHO Scouts is one of the best things that any kid can do.

A man with a gray beard wearing a white wool cap out in the woods prepares to lower a turkey into a pot containing hot oil using an overly-elaborate dipping mechanism. Several scouts have been removed from the picture, but they were there too.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 17/10/2025

I mean, look at these two dopes. Having the time of their life at daycare.

Grady, a white golden doodle, and Farley, a black mini-schoodle, sharing a bed at doggy day care. Grady's sporting pretty great puppy eyes, while Farley looks majestic in his red harness.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 30/09/2025

I would love an AI that was as smart as my 11 pound dog. He knows when it’s time for bed, how to make me feel better, he loves to play fetch, all around a valuable part of my life.

Farley, the black and gray mini schnoodle licking his chops and wearing a birthday hat for his friend’s birthday.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 16/09/2025

I went all out on the cot, www.amazon.com/dp/B01GLGRVU8, until I ended up building an honest-to god twin bed with a real mattress that I could break down for summer camps. Loved everything about Scouting except trying to sleep in a tent.

A camp bed with a real twin mattress I built for our yearly trip to Scout camp at Yawgoog. Built out of wood I had around and a mattress from Costco.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 26/08/2025

Somebody said it was International Dog Day today (maybe just the Afternoon), so I must tell you that someone left the comfy blanket on the bay window (making it the Bay Window) and it's Farley's now.

Farley the black and gray mini schoodle, stretched out and asleep on a Hudson Bay blanket in a Bay window (but not a Hudson Bay window). Outside it is a lovely sunny day.

Farley the black and gray mini schoodle, sitting on a Hudson Bay blanket in a Bay window (but not a Hudson Bay window). He is looking at the camera.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 04/08/2025

I have so, so many squirrel butt pictures.

The squirrel whose butt is in the other picture.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 24/07/2025

It's Farley's sixth birthday today. I thought it was his fifth until I did the math.

Farley the gray and black mini-schnoodle wearing a birthday hat and licking his lips at the prospect of birthday snacks, with his dog friends at daycare.

Farley the black mini-schnoodle, wearing a birthday hat and looking up to see where the treats will be coming from, with his dog friends at daycare.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 10/07/2025

It’s nice when they get a little vacation themselves and everyone’s happy to come home too.

Grady the golden doodle and Farley the mini schnoodle relaxing outside on deck chairs.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 17/06/2025

Woburn street at 12:45 yesterday.

A fully grown coyote standing on a suburban lawn.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 19/05/2025

inspired: meet me at the University of Waterloo Red Room in 1984 uwaterloo.ca/computer-mus...

The "Red Room" in the University of Waterloo Faculty of Math, circa 1984. This room housed the IBM mainframe and other computers used by computer scientists in the Faculty of Math and throughout Waterloo. When I was at Waterloo we called this the dinosaur pen.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 22/04/2025

Grady and Farley eagerly await my verification (and treats)!

Grady the golden doodle and Farley the mini schnoodle sitting patiently waiting for a treat.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 17/04/2025

Me and my fluffy white dog (and my fluffy black dog!) ready for some Truth, Justice and Staff Meetings in my new shirt cc @jamesgunn.bsky.social

Old dude wearing a new Superman shirt with the new 2025 Superman crest.

Grady the fluffy white golden doodle and Farley the fluffy black mini-schnoodle, sitting and patiently awaiting treats, which were given after the picture was taken.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 12/04/2025

Probably this, a hockey jersey that I won at a Hip show in Boston in January of 2015. It’s signed by the band, so I get to see Gord Downie’s signature every day. Got to meet the man himself that night too, that’s the picture I took of him that night on the top left.

A framed hockey jersey for The Tragically Hip, with photos of a couple of their concerts and some pins.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 26/03/2025

Oh, yeah, Farley and Grady had pyjamas and movies day at day care. It's been quite a time, darth!

Grady the Golden Doodle in blue pyjamas at day care. Looks like he's ready for some fun!

Farley the black and gray mini schnoodle in pyjamas at day care, also looking like he's ready for some fun.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 20/02/2025

Meanwhile in my Massachusetts backyard, the rink is open!

A backyard patio, which flooded and then froze.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 11/01/2025

Here’s Farley wearing his. We got it after he got dragged into the woods by a coyote two years ago.

Farley, a black mini schnoodle wearing an orange anti-coyote vest with spikes that gives off a real Billy Idol vibe.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 25/12/2024

Grady and Farley wish everyone a Merry Christmas!

Grady the golden doodle (on the left) and Farley the black mini-schnoodle (on the right) are wearing Santa hats while sitting on the couch.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 16/12/2024

Poutine should come from a chip wagon like this, except probably less nice. Their poutine was pretty good, though.

A golden chip wagon on Orleans Ontario. They call themselves “Poutine Kings”

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 04/12/2024

Farley bundled up for the walk this morning.

Farley the black and grey mini-schnoodle wearing a blue fleece jacket and a red harness before heading out for a walk.

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Steve Green @eelstretching.com · 24/11/2024

What is going to happen when I open this can of one of the most ubiquitous snacks in the world? @pftompkins.bsky.social perhaps you have some insight?