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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're here! They're here! The Comedy Wildlife Awards finalists are here! www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...
an angry birda squirrel(?) with grass in his mouth looking scaryA praying mantis looking casual
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 19/09/2026
Election in occupied areas by Russia - voting under military supervision.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
Attention Parents: We will no longer be using MyGrades for progress reports, they will be on RePortz. Discipline & attendance events will be tracked on Spanc. Bus service will be monitored with YELO. These services are accessible through the KidzPortal. You can set up your portal account in MyGrades
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
oh okay, hardwood floors. Nevermind
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
more Richard III?
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hey White House press corps! Here’s someone you should invite to sit at your table Saturday night! A real journalist!
"I knew it was risky to speak out, but my responsibility to Stripes and the First Amendment was paramount," Smith wrote in the message to staff.
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Another US strike on alleged drug boat kills 3
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Another US strike on alleged drug boat kills 3
The latest strike brings the death toll to 178 since the operations began in early September.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
the Trump admin doesn't have the numbers to fully carry out its mass deportation dreams by itself--a lot of immigration enforcement depends on voluntary cooperation and contrary to what the admin claims, state & local governments have no obligation to volunteer ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
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The Trump White House Is Very Upset About States That Won’t Do Its Dirty Work
Citing a long line of Supreme Court precedent, federal judges have been reluctant to force state law enforcement officials to help enforce immigration law.
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 15/04/2026
If you know the history of drones, some of today’s developments seem very familiar indeed. My latest for @wpr.bsky.social www.worldpoliticsreview.com/drone-warfar...
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The Past, Present and Future of Drones
Drones are often thought of as cutting-edge technology, but some models are turning back the clock to earlier eras.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
And the reason I know they're gonna succeed is I've seen more than one "heavyweight" DC reporter talk shit and say TMZ just repackages smaller paper scoops and that is RICH coming from anyone in the press corps there. I mean how many uncredited @marisakabas.bsky.social scoops have those rags used
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How to Think of Iran as a World War. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqNV...
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Think of the Iran War as Global War
YouTube video by emptywheel
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
your stripper name is your social security number, your credit card number, and your mother's maiden name
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
aktually, it "ascended"
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Donald Trump, as Jesus H. Christ, heals Jon Stewart as Rob Reiner, Patrick Warburton, Ally McBeal, and Gilda Radner look on in wonder.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
are there more documented examples of Melania saying she loves ... 1) Ghislaine Maxwell 2) Donald Trump ?
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
nor an expert on syphilis
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
As a former ultimate frisbee player, gotta break up your doom scrolling with this nuttiness (we called them "discs").

Jonathan Martin
@jmart
not the main point but you don’t have to call it X, man.  nobody calling a frisbee a flying disc
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This looks like heaven on Earth
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A look back a year to when rescue pig Biggie joined the farm rush hour. Rush hour returns 9th April when bird flu restrictions are lifted
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you yell at a specific person, you have to say you’re sorry to a specific person.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Remember that the Daily Mail, in the most important of their big stories in the last week, described a DHS source calling Stephen Miller the architect of Good and Pretti's killings. That story was March 28. archive.is/dpQXo
The most damaging episodes were the fatal shootings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, which Miller was at the center of.

During his 10am calls with immigration leaders, Miller was demanding agents be sent out to areas in Minneapolis where DHS knew there was a heavy presence of protesters to ‘force confrontations,’ two DHS senior sources told the Daily Mail.

One official noted that Miller repeatedly urged agents to engage protesters so the administration could win the ‘PR battle.’

‘Miller said on these calls, “If we let them have the perception that their protesting is successful, then the administration will never successfully prosecute interior operations to remove aliens,”‘ a DHS source recalled to the Daily Mail.

‘So we need to engage these protesters, and we need to vanquish them by force of arms. They need to be vanquished by any force necessary,’ Miller reportedly told immigration leaders, according to the source.

Mere hours after a Border Patrol and ICE agents fatally shot Pretti, an ICU nurse, Miller called the victim an ‘assassin’ on social media.

‘This is why he f***ing needs to be fired. It’s absolutely nuts,’ another senior DHS official familiar with the calls told the Daily Mail. ‘He’s the architect of Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s deaths.’
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In case anyone doesn't know about John Chaney
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When John Chaney got into a HEATED EXCHANGE with John Calipari 😮 | ESPN Throwback
YouTube video by ESPN Throwback
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Katydid & Brown Orb Weaver
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ok, one last dunk. Let's zoom out on this graph...oh...would you look at that. lol Yeah, piss off, dude.
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Conjoined twins, folks w/ bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, extreme goiters and/or giant hernias, and whatnot should have as much access to carpool/HOV lanes as parents w/ small children
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Not sure how to interpret this, tbh. Could be responsive to the hits on US military aircraft and downed planes, but could also be in preparation for expanded operations—or both. The public quiet is notable and, with Trump, usually not a sign of good things to come.
Selina Wang
@selinawangtv
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A senior White House official tells me the President's national security team is gathered at the White House.
Trump has been working in the Oval Office or Oval Dining Room all day receiving updates, the official adds.
No public comments from Trump outside of social media posts
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Amazon is adding a 3.5% "fuel and logistics-related surcharge" to fees it collects from third-party sellers who use its fulfillment services, as the war in Iran drives up oil prices.
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Evergreen Intel @vcdgf555.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Red stripe with white border and placement of "US Air Forces in Europe" emblem match a 494th Fighter Squadron F-15E based out of RAF Lakenheath.
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
grand day for the dog though
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 02/04/2026
Fun fact, I have written more amicus briefs about the mfing PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS ACT than literally any other single topic by a LOT and they're ALL about this dumbass.
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
gnarly
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump's lawyers asked Judge Mehta to consider a hypothetical of an Eminem-like rapper who sings a song with lyrics like "Fight the Man!," and inadvertently spurs members of the crowd to vandalize stores afterward. Here's Mehta's response.
But here is what is missing from the President’s hypothetical. There is no contention that,
for weeks before the concert, the rapper told his fans that the Establishment had taken something
valuable from them through fraud and deceit. No assertion that the rapper knew his fans had
prepared to act violently on that very day (including by bringing weapons to the show) to reclaim
what was taken from them. No averment that during the performance the rapper specifically
identified the members of the Establishment who took this thing of value. And no allegation that,
at the show’s crescendo, he implored his fans to “Fight the Establishment” and “Fight like hell”
and then directed them, without warning local law enforcement, to descend thousands strong on
the very place the Establishment was working to finally take away that thing of value. Only if
those facts are included does the rap concert begin to resemble January 6, and only then do the
artist’s song lyrics and exhortation to “Fight like hell” mirror the Ellipse Speech.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 30/03/2026
HARD pass
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Wasn't it the Eurovision logo?
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/03/2026
This is what they are doing to NORWEGIANS, y’all — the very immigrants Trump claims to want more of. Imagine what they are doing to everyone else.
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The media doesn't pay attention to left protests unless someone gets hurt. Peaceful protests against the right wing bore them. Right protests, on the other hand, are homespun, grassroots demonstrations of America's finest traditions & deserve blanket coverage
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Cheers that. Hard-pressed to think of any decent flyfishing in Illinois though
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Stand Up America @standupamerica.com · 29/03/2026
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/03/2026
🚨 THIS JUST IN: With over 100 protests still to come, we can already estimate that at least 8 million people participated in No Kings protests today. That makes No Kings 3 the largest single day of protest in American history. #NoKings
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
ICYMI: Gas prices continue to climb on U.S. military bases in the Pacific this weekend amid continued fighting in the Middle East.
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Gas prices continue to climb on US military bases in the Pacific
The price for premium gallon of gas on military bases in South Korea and Guam will jump above $5 a gallon this weekend amid continued fighting in the Middle East.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Iran war wrapping up in two weeks would presumably conflict with and delay the announcement of Trump’s health care plan, which is also due in two weeks.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 25/03/2026
Over at Techdirt I wrote about how the Trump FCC's attempt to ban all foreign routers is another lazy shakedown attempt that has nothing to do with "fixing cybersecurity":
techdirt.com
Brendan Carr Tries To ‘Ban’ All Foreign Routers In Lazy, Legally Dubious Shakedown
Taking a break from attacking the First Amendment, FCC boss Brendan Carr this week engaged in a strange bit of performance art: his FCC announced that they’d be effectively adding all foreign…
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This was such a strong month for Democratic candidates. They flipped a seat in Arkansas, a seat in New Hampshire, & two seats in Florida (all detailed in our election guide: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...)
Arkansas' 70 House district flips to DemsA New Hampshire House district flips to DemsFlorida's HD87 and SD14 flip to Dems
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Simply "giant clam" at the sushi bar. And it's terrific
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Among the weird things abt this NYT beat sweetener for disgraced CBP goon Greg Bovino is it claims statements that he was questioned about at the FIRST testimony last year that discredited as a liar had not been reported before. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Previously unreported legal documents show that Mr. Bovino also admitted he had referred to undocumented people as “scum,” “trash,” and “filth” while giving a speech to his agents. He said that at the time, he had been referring to criminals such as child rapists, but he also refused to back down. “All illegal aliens are criminals,” he said.U.S. Border Patrol Sector Chief Gregory Bovino — the brash agent who led a phalanx of military personnel into MacArthur Park this summer — was called as a witness Wednesday in a federal misdemeanor assault case against Brayan Ramos-Brito, who was accused of striking a federal agent.

Bovino, who flew in to testify from Chicago, the latest city targeted for an immigration enforcement surge, said he witnessed the alleged assault committed by Ramos-Brito in Paramount on June 7.

Bovino was questioned by the defense about previous comments he made referring to undocumented immigrants as “scum.”

The jury came back with the acquittal after a little over an hour of deliberations.
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Eejittery ☀️ @eejittery.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Apparently 50 is the new 74. Love this for him. Vought's b-day dinner at Denny's starts @ 4:30pm sharp (Bottomless prune juice mocktails!!)🎈⚰️
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bmaz @bmaz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
ICE is literally doing nothing but terrorizing the traveling public. This is what Trump and Miller want. Not security and not efficiency. Just abject terrorism of the public.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 23/03/2026
Here's another photo of the year candidate from Getty contributor Megan Varner:
A couple with a tote bag and tattoos kiss in the foreground of the arrivals lobby of Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, while unmasked ICE agents stare around near a Truist bank branch in the background
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