Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 16hIt’ll look like a Grindhouse trailer. I’ll probably enjoy it, but The Beyond is an impossible task. bsky.app/profile/bloo... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 17hAt a bare minimum dem pols should really appear to hate republicans. We’re all really done with the *We’re A Family* work-meeting shit we’ve been subjected to by them for decades 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Easily the most annoying film personality on social media today. Takes a massive effort! 000
Reposted by JesseHandy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hemingway eat your heart out 252982705
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Movies are going away” I don’t believe that’s actually true. It’s easy to post something like that, or anything, but it doesn’t make it true 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Idk it seems to me if you start talking like that your little project is probably nearing its end bsky.app/profile/rtod... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Imagine being scared of them trying to “steal” the election. How? Which seats? Just 15 republican congressman who obviously lost showing up to work everyday and getting pelted with diapers and broken bottles on the shame-walk to their blocked office doorways? They’d rather go lobbying for two years. 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Hell yeah man, about to hit the Brain Gym, for some Mind Reps!!” (picks up dog-eared copy of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell) 030
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shameful of them to create a Robert Altman learning model. Only way to know it’s accurate is if it asks for weed and if you can put it in touch with Nina van Pallandt. 010
Reposted by JesseI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids” 182483536
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Michael Mann quietly just as bad as Ridley Scott about radically altering his movies. (That Heat 4K is prosecutable) 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Let’s see if Digger can get hisself outta this bucket of coleslaw!!” 000
Reposted by JesseAngie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1 30698752382
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Will audiences have some self-respect this Christmas? I doubt it! bsky.app/profile/bloo... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is the same party that gave us Kash Patel loosening the dog-fucking recruitment restrictions at the DOJ. Am I crazy or wasn’t there a member of the administration who claimed he had the power to teleport? I mean I don’t have to make a list. 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Danger: Diabolik is one of the very few movies that truly went toe to toe with the MsT3K guys. For every perfect riff they shot off, it fired back with another amazing sequence. Mike and the Bots finally met their match 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think less of you if you support the death penalty. I really do think very little of you if you do 020
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fake movie, but to be fair all movies released in 2011 are lost to time bsky.app/profile/ign.... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This sounds like a very good idea and I hope they go for it www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...axios.comSen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy. 030
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Puts hand over microphone as my lawyer whispers something to me) I do not know 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Getting the P+ free trial watching this and cancelling bsky.app/profile/pass... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Take it from a sicko whose life has been ruined by habitual movie watching….most people do not realize how many movies there are….) 020
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Film noir only stands out because other movies around that time were garbage” You can just see any take online, and you can just type any take that comes to mind. Isn’t that interesting! 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hi, we’re the life-ruining website, here to fuck your world up, we should be 100% illegal. Now get in there and make that fuckin smoothie. 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look, let’s all do at most one more day on this one, the specter of death is just on the horizon, etc., 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’re really good at fixating on “Someone said they don’t like a popular song and I’m mad now” because none of us really have lives anymore, huh 100
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This franchise will never risk it on a real filmmaker ever again lmao bsky.app/profile/disc... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Must never miss an opportunity to post the funniest Alec Baldwin reaction of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt0Y...youtube.comRUST TRIAL: Prosecutor Kari Morrissey Accused of Calling Alec Baldwin a "C**k Sucker" | E! NewsYouTube video by E! News 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Like Spacey definitely brings this up in his annual Christmas video 150
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do genuinely think “it hasn’t aged well” is a pretty silly point most of the time. Is that what matters to you when you’re watching something? There’s never any part of you that wants to get an impression of what the world used to be like? It’s great that so many things are frozen in amber. Good 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People come up with amazing sentences. So many people operating on alternate timelines. Everything just started today bsky.app/profile/leth... 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That best shows of the 21st century list is reminding me I’ve still got several seasons of Columbo to watch 020
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Spending almost four hours in a theater to watch Avengers Endgame again is just Stockholm Syndrome 010