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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 16h
It’ll look like a Grindhouse trailer. I’ll probably enjoy it, but The Beyond is an impossible task. bsky.app/profile/bloo...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 17h
At a bare minimum dem pols should really appear to hate republicans. We’re all really done with the *We’re A Family* work-meeting shit we’ve been subjected to by them for decades
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Easily the most annoying film personality on social media today. Takes a massive effort!
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Movies are going away” I don’t believe that’s actually true. It’s easy to post something like that, or anything, but it doesn’t make it true
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk it seems to me if you start talking like that your little project is probably nearing its end bsky.app/profile/rtod...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine being scared of them trying to “steal” the election. How? Which seats? Just 15 republican congressman who obviously lost showing up to work everyday and getting pelted with diapers and broken bottles on the shame-walk to their blocked office doorways? They’d rather go lobbying for two years.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Hell yeah man, about to hit the Brain Gym, for some Mind Reps!!” (picks up dog-eared copy of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell)
Andrew Yeung O @andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no longer required physical activity. Without exercise, our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al starts doing our knowledge work.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao ok guys sure
CBS News Opening Graph on dead Dennis Hastert, leaving out some things

Washington - Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was jailed for violating banking laws, has died, a coroner in Illinois said. He was 84.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shameful of them to create a Robert Altman learning model. Only way to know it’s accurate is if it asks for weed and if you can put it in touch with Nina van Pallandt.
From trending topics:
Altman on accepting Al risks
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Michael Mann quietly just as bad as Ridley Scott about radically altering his movies. (That Heat 4K is prosecutable)
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Let’s see if Digger can get hisself outta this bucket of coleslaw!!”
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking forward to the Rush Hour marathon on TCM
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will audiences have some self-respect this Christmas? I doubt it! bsky.app/profile/bloo...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30th vs Oct 1st
Liberty BibbertyCritter
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the same party that gave us Kash Patel loosening the dog-fucking recruitment restrictions at the DOJ. Am I crazy or wasn’t there a member of the administration who claimed he had the power to teleport? I mean I don’t have to make a list.
Headline

'Woke' is dead. 'Weird' is back.
Two years after Democrats accused Republicans of being "weird," the GOP is giving them a taste of their own medicine. Political strategists are skeptical it will work.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Danger: Diabolik is one of the very few movies that truly went toe to toe with the MsT3K guys. For every perfect riff they shot off, it fired back with another amazing sequence. Mike and the Bots finally met their match
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think less of you if you support the death penalty. I really do think very little of you if you do
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fake movie, but to be fair all movies released in 2011 are lost to time bsky.app/profile/ign....
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At long last Senator have you no sense of geography
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds like a very good idea and I hope they go for it www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
axios.com
Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Puts hand over microphone as my lawyer whispers something to me) I do not know
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Tom Cruise is Digger” Really sells itself
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting the P+ free trial watching this and cancelling bsky.app/profile/pass...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Jesus Christ man tone it down a little” - Cotton Mather
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A “heretic” imagine living like it’s 1660, jfc lol
Erick Erickson

Republicans, including a lot of pastors, have spent a decade telling voters that a candidate's faith and morals are now beside the point because of what's at stake, and independent voters in Texas have been listening. Talarico is attacking Paxton for corruption in office.
Paxton is attacking Talarico for his religion.
Republicans, and pastors, told voters which of those should count, so the voters of Texas are now weighing a heretic in the Senate against a man who used public office for personal gain and swindled people along the way.
Republicans are baffled that the race is close.
They should not be. After all, Texans aren't electing a pastor, and corruption is the number two issue on voters' minds.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Take it from a sicko whose life has been ruined by habitual movie watching….most people do not realize how many movies there are….)
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Film noir only stands out because other movies around that time were garbage” You can just see any take online, and you can just type any take that comes to mind. Isn’t that interesting!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Truth nuke bsky.app/profile/paul...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi, we’re the life-ruining website, here to fuck your world up, we should be 100% illegal. Now get in there and make that fuckin smoothie.
Polymarket O @Polymarket
JUST IN: New study reveals creatine may increase muscle mass, strength, cognitive function, & endurance even without exercise.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmaaaao
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, let’s all do at most one more day on this one, the specter of death is just on the horizon, etc.,
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re really good at fixating on “Someone said they don’t like a popular song and I’m mad now” because none of us really have lives anymore, huh
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This franchise will never risk it on a real filmmaker ever again lmao bsky.app/profile/disc...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Must never miss an opportunity to post the funniest Alec Baldwin reaction of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt0Y...
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RUST TRIAL: Prosecutor Kari Morrissey Accused of Calling Alec Baldwin a "C**k Sucker" | E! News
YouTube video by E! News
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A scene from Blue Velvet when Dennis Hopper is in the driver's seat of a car and he is looking back at the camera in the backseat and he is huffing on his gas mask. I have replaced his head with the quote post image of Garfield the cat wearing a gas mask. In the passenger seat, Isabella Rossellini is looking over at Dennis Hopperfield
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like Spacey definitely brings this up in his annual Christmas video
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they put House of Cards in that fuckin’ list lol
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do genuinely think “it hasn’t aged well” is a pretty silly point most of the time. Is that what matters to you when you’re watching something? There’s never any part of you that wants to get an impression of what the world used to be like? It’s great that so many things are frozen in amber. Good
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People come up with amazing sentences. So many people operating on alternate timelines. Everything just started today bsky.app/profile/leth...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That best shows of the 21st century list is reminding me I’ve still got several seasons of Columbo to watch
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg THANK YOU
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A painted portrait of 16th century figure of the Protestant Reformation John Calvin (scholarly hat, fur collar, mustache and goatee) next to text reading 

WATCH THE 1979
PAUL SCHRADER
FILM 'HARDCORE' 
FOR MORE INFO
- JOHN CALVIN

The joke is about how there’s a long scene in the movie where George C. Scott explains the basics of Calvinist theology to a sex worker.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spending almost four hours in a theater to watch Avengers Endgame again is just Stockholm Syndrome
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