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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dress up as a skeleton for halloween? And risk getting buried in the yard by a dog?! I dont think so buddy.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just shaved off my beard the other day, didnt realise I was giving up so much

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

An unidentifiable mangled scrap on the road, weathered scruff of fur from a mystery creature, struck, left to die, its corpse pummelled again and again, broken down into an abstract smush. An unmarked, undug grave for an unknown beast. I shouldnt like to be roadkill. I wouldnt wish that upon anyone

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

An early draft the Beegees struggled to make fit the tune

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Boys of summer has such a weird cuck vibe to it when you stop and think about it

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Im a big fan of Ross Noble, met him a few times too hes a lovely guy, but I found Stitches quite disappointing.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have those on my normal playlist.. am I sad and didnt realise

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of my cousins in Canada keeps sending me pics of Bears on her postal route (shes a mail carrier) and Im just like Girl you need to do something about all those bears just wandering around. Gather them up and bring them inside for some soup. Its chilly out there.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When will the internet be nothing but fat bears and pumpkin carving?

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You have the power to stop this. Just say no

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I remember that, and then he was in one of the group chats I was in and kicked everyone else out and we had to start a new chat and hope noone else in it was one of his personas

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The fuck do builders, the noisiest people around all got to start work so fucking early?! Then they clock off by lunchtime. Why does society allow this shit?! Its not like builders arent paid well. No one wants to be woken up by hamering shouting and powertools.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just cleared all the out of date stuff out of our snack box and filled a whole bin bag. So many wasted snacks

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whos in charge of waking up that guy from green day this year?

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But for the uk release because we never had Tacobell, but they were owned by Pizza Hut, which we did have, they edited the scene so that they were in a pizza hut instead..

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Demolition Man: Air High Five Scene

Alt: Demolition Man: Air High Five Scene

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pizza huts seem to all be closing in the uk, conversely Taco Bells are popping up all over the place. Its likes weve slipped into an alternate universe again. Did you ever see the alternate end of Demolition man? Where on the original us release it ends with them sat in a Tacobell,

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

After a lot of hard work, scrubbing and scraping I have come to the conclusion that despite the ovens claim to be "self cleaning" it actually does need cleaning and it needs it more than once a decade.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wish my tears could wash away your pain.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Where are you eating this snack, on the moon?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta buy a new chainsaw about it

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Murple would like you all to see this his most successful blep to date.

Cream coloured Apricot point exotic shorthair cat, Murple meowface, with his tongue sticking out

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There were three foxes in the garden tonight, theyre getting more comfortable with me. Ive only got one sausage left now though, Ill have to get some more.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Im not sure were playing the same game, I dont feel like Im safe and definitely not without time contraints, Im just achey and tired and feeling like time is out to get me

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today this little dude came to my window to ask for some nuts.

Squirrel sitting on a fence post eating a nut

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just want a chance to hang out with Danny DeVito some time, is that asking too much

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It wasnt blisteringly hot yesterday, but I took the squigs some watermelon anyway. (Also nuts)

Squirrel on a tree looking over with interest

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What friggin child have they got running their account?! Everything I see I think they gotta be about 12 and clearly totally unqualified

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I wonder where that safety pin is now, I guess I left it in canada..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking about it, My cousin drunkenly tried to dig a big splinter out of my and while I was on holiday in canada a further year later, using the same safety pin. That got infected and I had to have an opperation to remove like an inch long chunk of wood shes pushed deeping into my hand.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I pierced the top of my ear with a safety pin Id been wearing through the top of my heart surgery scar while at school, and pierce my eyebrow using the same safety pin, at a party about a year later.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cant believe its the 21st of September already and here I am still writing Boogie wonderland on my cheques..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Maybe the shepherd has some bowel issues..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

She failed to kill him in her trap, he put her in hospital, killed her daughter and vanished without a trace, he could be anywhere! Ands she like nah Im over it Im moving on with my life.. wtf?!

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Like if she knew how many other movies Hed spent trying to kill her, this 40 year game of cat an mouse weve all witnessed, fair enough, but they wrote all that off, it never happened hes been safely locked away But ok maybe she just never got over it.. so then fast forward again, to halloween ends..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Now lets fast forward to Halloween 2018, laurie strode has been waiting 40 years for michael to come after her again, her whole house is built as a trap for him, shes lived in fear that he will come back.. for 40 years, after one brief encounter in her teens..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Granted as an audience we see him kill her, so yeah he totally did it, but were the police in the audience? What the hell has loomis seen that makes him so sure michael is evil? Hes litterally just mute and staring off into the distance, until he escapes he hasnt hurt anyone else.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Locked up For 15 years, based souly on the fact he was holding the knife, having never spoken a word, But Dr Loomis insists hes pure evil..

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So in Halloween, aged 6 michael Myers Kills his sister. There are no witnesses. He is found clearly in shock, holding the murder weapon and is taken away and incarcerated in a mental institute for the Criminally insane. He never says a word. Hes locked up for 15 years.

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