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Ragnarok Lobster

@eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social
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Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez. Grits

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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 5h
How does this dude have Black Secret Service agents
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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 17h
You mean because the whole thing is a giant fucking magnet and they just think we're fuckin' morons?!? 🤣
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Brian Rinaldi @remotesynthesis.com · 18h
Gotta hand it to Musk. No, not for the goofy showcase, but in the way he continuously shows how eager Wall St is to being duped. Even a ridiculously long history of broken promises and faked demos cannot dissuade them.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 17h
The ramp is such a dead giveaway that its all a scam.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 17h
You know what would be cool? Cartoon Network celebrating Halloween by airing the "Scoobynatural" episode of the CW's "Supernatural" during Adult Swim.
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Steve Rattner @steverattner.bsky.social · 18h
Trump says gas prices are “lower than when Biden was president.” Gas today is $4.35. Under Biden, it averaged $3.46 and was $3.01 when he left office. My @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Chart
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 17h
Imagine the collateral damage if anyone tried to use ANY of those "features" in a real-world situation, on a street or highway. A car with those "features" would be impossible to insure.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 17h
"Lookit me! I can make cars that fall out of the sky! Send me money, you fcking gullible rubes!"
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 17h
The military wants you to commit to it but it won't commit to you. That's how the idea of voluntary service dies and nations turn to forced conscription when they need cannon fodder.
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Bathsheba in Blue @bathshebablue.bsky.social · 17h
Why oh why oh why do journalists keep asking the question “why is Trump siding with Putin?” Did you ppl just memory-hole that whole Russia-gate scandal ??? The whole mueller investigation??? The senate intel committee report that found Putin interfered w the 2016 election on behalf of Trump?
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 17h
Fleecing the investors, bro.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 18h
ASK ME ANYTHING about Ukraine and Putin and Trump The midterms politics and religion (Paxton and Talarico) Firing squards and barbarism The Kennedy Center ETC.
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That Preppy Black Girl @tmwillia828.blacksky.app · 18h
This is on you guys. We begged you. We told you. Now we’re done. We’re taking care of our own.
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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
There it is
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
sadly no, there are people who absolutely do believe that "grown men!" are in changing rooms with "little girls!" and somewhere schools are bullying pre-teen boys into sex change surgeries behind parents' backs they totally believe it, I've met them, its terrible to see in person.
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Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18h
Win by the glonzo Die by the glonzo
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, to be a gazillionaire propped up by millions of gullible rubes who gleefully pay for the right to glaze me on my own little fascist social media platform....
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julydaze.bsky.social @julydaze.bsky.social · 18h
Most of Ken Paxton’s Money Can Be Traced to One Man: Elon Musk www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
nytimes.com
Elon Musk Spends Heavily to Back Ken Paxton’s Senate Bid in Texas (Gift Article)
The world’s richest person, who has become the biggest known midterm donor, gave $158 million to a group that quickly spent that much to help Mr. Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
(Reuters) - The order to limit a satellite system used by Ukraine for battlefield communications and drone operations came from inside the White House, according to two US officials and a Western official briefed on the matter. @reuters.com 🇺🇦 www.reuters.com/world/europe...
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The absolute flood of leaks about this case is maybe an indication that people inside govt aren’t feeling too great about it
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
More on Zacharia's history of promoting Pizzagate conspiracies, including that elites in Hollywood and the Democratic Party sex traffic children and eat people
popular.info
New White House press secretary is a Pizzagate conspiracy theorist
Katie Zacharia, who was appointed White House press secretary by President Trump on Friday, repeatedly promoted the debunked Pizzagate conspiracy on social media, accusing elites from the Democratic…
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
UPDATE: Katie Zacharia has granted her first TV interview. It’s with Pizzagate conspiracy theorist Jack Posobiec
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
America is really on a bad trajectory when the most popular living ex-president and possible 2028 Democratic front runner are out here retconning Jewish history to appease a bunch of unrepentant political saboteurs on the left.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not sure what exactly I expected from the end times but I definitely did not anticipate this many fucking leafblowers
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 15/10/2026
🚨 WOW: In a new video, Trump donor Eric Deters announces a lawsuit against Kimberly Guilfoyle, threatens to depose her and Don Jr., and teases an explosive recording. “This might just bring down the ENTIRE Trump administration,” he warns.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh wait, is she one of The Red Scare Girls? She's Russian born and heavily in Putin.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Weird how Anna would prefer deportation to Moscow innit
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Boolassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Why shouldn’t naturalized citizen be stripped of their citizenship?” Because fuck you, that’s why.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Two women have filed a federal civil lawsuit accusing former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz and two others of participating in an alleged sex trafficking scheme involving young women, drugs and traveling across state lines"
miamiherald.com
Ex-Florida congressman Matt Gaetz accused in suit of sex trafficking young women
The lawsuit alleges the two women were supplied with drugs, traveled across state lines and were paid to have sex with men, including Gaetz.
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Bob Cesca @bobcesca.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Come on, Severe Problems, what are you waiting for?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“.. The complaint adds to the growing list of legal challenges to the mass terminations under FBI Director Kash Patel of agents who participated in investigations of the Republican president ..” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/fire...
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
How to say "I'm totally guilty" w/out saying "I'm totally guilty". "Donald Trump invoked executive privilege to shield his Kennedy Center records as the White House examines claims that a multimillion-dollar donation went missing." www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...
rawstory.com
Trump deploys 'nuclear option' to shield himself amid 'missing' Kennedy Center funds
President Donald Trump invoked executive privilege to shield his Kennedy Center records as the White House examines claims that a multimillion-dollar donation went missing.White House deputy counsel J...
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The reason we don’t hear about gang rapes often isn’t because they’re rare. It’s because it is so uniquely hard for victims to come forward. Jane Doe had to participate in twelve Title IX hearings. TWELVE.
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Edwin Park @edwincpark.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just a reminder that over the summer House Republican leaders were floating a reconciliation 3.0 bill that would include further #Medicaid and other safety net program cuts (relabeled as anti-fraud proposals) to offset the cost of war funding.
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Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong @misscantbewrong.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
do it redeem thyself
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They discovered Jalen Hurts had a blood clot & still cleared him to play..... 🤔🥴
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I wanna hear what’s being done in the UK to counter this rapid slide toward just banning trans existence.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Son of Talcum
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@charlesgaba.com is top tier good dude.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Grifter Shawn King’s son …. Is trouble for S-assault
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Evergreen skeet, unfortunately.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Think of how normal this sounds. Now realize that there are people who get FURIOUS about this exact way of thinking. Just upset to the point where they can’t stop writing think pieces about it.
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MeteorBlades @meteorblades.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Betrayed indeed. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
theguardian.com
Volodymyr Zelenskyy feels ‘betrayed’ by Donald Trump over Starlink access
Ukrainian president accused US president of picking the other side after four years of war
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MeteorBlades @meteorblades.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Trump’s decision to restrict use of the Starlink communication satellites that Ukraine depends on to defend itself against the Kremlin’s drones and missiles and to strike Russia targets shows just how much our Outlaw Prez is Putin’s dog: Sit, Donnie. Stay. Roll over. Play dead.
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DavidOfSeattle @davidofseattle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just a reminder that Charles Gaba has been a quiet, steady goddamn hero on the mean streets of social media for (counting....) 13 years now....
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sVl...
youtube.com
Kentucky Fried Movie: Count Pointer Count
YouTube video by Adam Sharp
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well, this is disappointing.
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Who dat, Kid
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our PlayStation
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I watched that last week 😉
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