Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 1hHonest question… is this photochopped? Because the sway back, drooping shoulders, man-boobs & gut balanced precariously on stick legs looks like a very bad joke. At the very least it seems like something a few billion should be able to fix. 120
Reposted by SarcasmoSoccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 1hInitial Reactions to the USA’s 4-2 win over Chile! 🇺🇸 For the second straight game, the United States put up four goals on the way to a win! Sebastian Berhalter and Julian Hall continue balling, while Mathis Albert becomes the youngest player to ever score for the USMNT! @empiregass.bsky.social 1164
Reposted by SarcasmoHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 7hWhat's fun about this whole contretemps and why it's worth watching again is how smirky Schmitt starts out - this is going to be his big moment – and how honest a puzzled Smith comes off, and how sharp Klobuchar was to quickly figure out the basic mistake. And then how pissy Schmitt gets at her. 321235189
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 8hThis is the kind of questioning that leads me to doubt the ability of the US to proceed w/o removal of virtually all Republican members of Congress. Schmitt demonstrates he’s both delusional, unhinged, angry & a threat to democracy. Grassley attempts to pile on. 152
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 12hMy argument here is that ‘good’ & ‘bad’ times are not defined by static measures, but by the belief in the future. The 50s & 60s were worse in terms of economics & civil rights, but people saw positive change. Today, we’re better off in every way, but we see the reality & risk of negative change. 021
Reposted by SarcasmoSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 16hNEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 31374412285
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Information bubbles are real. A better question is ‘what kind of bubble have you created.’ It’s GOOD to exclude crap. You gain nothing from Newsmax. You *shouldn’t* listen to Joe Rogan. You’re not being open-minded when you do so, you’re just rolling in shit. You can make a more informed bubble. 0103
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look at this map of expected results in a D+11 environment and tell me again that Joe Manchin was a problematic Democrat from West Virginia. map originally posted by @editorialboard.bsky.social article (which has nothing to do w/ Manchin) here: www.editorialboard.com/new-poll-sug... 051
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Even if someone believes things are truly awful, how they react to their belief is the measure of their character. And the worst possible reaction is crying doom & nothing else. 130
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump never lies. He absolutely believes what he says. If there comes a point that he believes differently, he believes he never believed otherwise. 010
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The law does a pretty shitty job keeping junk science out of the courts. 000
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People like this have serious issues with linear time. I, for one, have aged nearly a decade. 030
Reposted by SarcasmoAlexander Ross @hardpolitics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Honestly, now that Bernie's track record is propping up 1) Tulsi Gabbard who went on to be Donald Trump's DNI, 2) John Fetterman who decided to speak at a GOP midterm convention, and 3) Graham Platner who assured Bernie no serious allegations are coming, Abdul is better off without him. 0236
Reposted by SarcasmoCharles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 27/09/2026Meanwhile, Mehdi Hasan, a multi-millionaire who's OBSESSED with the idea that Neera Tanden & Shannon Watts are trying to tank Abdul, has donated a *combined* total of NOTHING to any federal candidates so far this cycle according to the FEC. (He might have donated since Q2, of course) 621859
Reposted by SarcasmoCharles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 27/09/2026Apparently Bernie--who supposedly sees Abdul as his progressive heir apparent on M4A--hasn't given a dime of his $23 million war chest to help. 👀 1726490
Reposted by SarcasmoSarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The robber barons of the gilded age were AWFUL people. They also created things like Stanford, Carnegie-Mellon & countless libraries & symphonic halls w/ the intent of bettering the disdained ‘unwashed.’ Today’s rich villains seem totally uninterested in educating or lifting up their compatriots. 171
Reposted by SarcasmoSarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t think anyone is arguing that a humanities education prevents evil or that all STEM majors are blind to the consequences of their actions. The claim is much, much more modest: A well-rounded education w/ elements of liberal arts & STEM tends to create a more educated, thoughtful person. 1333
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To be clear, the people asserting this were in the replies, not the OP. The general stupidity of yanking a corner flag to celebrate while already on a yellow card is a different story & one I agree with. 010
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is fucked up. This is the cult of purity and it does nothing to protect the rights ostensibly at issue. 000
Reposted by Sarcasmopolitiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh yeah, that's good bluesky right there 1051663179
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If hummingbirds were the size of while turkeys while maintaining their ability to fly at their existing speed, agility & duration… we would soon experience the next great mass extinction. 200
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well, that sucks. Left my tractor bucket ‘up’ so it filled w/ water. Each day I walk by thinking ‘i should dump that, but NBD.’ Today there were 7 drowned chipmunks. Why so many, so quickly, and now? It’s never once happened before. I am bummed. 130
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is there a human tendency (or even disorder) to *viscerally* hope for ‘the MOST EVER!!’ even when one knows it would be awful? Like… ‘This drought is awful… [excitedly] MAYBE IT WILL GET SO MUCH WORSE!’ Then you realize that would be very bad. Something about a weird wish for ‘unprecedented’ times. 000
Reposted by SarcasmoProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 410113386022
Reposted by SarcasmoJohn Timmer @jtimmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ok, this "there are two separate brains" thing appears to be making the rounds, and I want to be absolutely clear: this is a press office overhyping some perfectly reasonable science that won't come as a surprise to most developmental biologists. 32754237
Reposted by SarcasmoBrian McNoldy @bmcnoldy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There still has not been a hurricane this season. The previous record-latest first hurricane formation was September 11 (during the more reliable satellite era that began in the mid-1970s), so that record continues to be broken every day.bmcnoldy.blogspot.comFay continues the record hurricane-free Atlantic hurricane seasonUpdates and summaries on tropical Atlantic activity... including easterly waves, tropical storms, subtropical storms, and hurricanes. 1177
Reposted by SarcasmoLaurens @laurenshof.online · 21/09/2026shoutout to a German court for getting the facts about Bluesky wrong but the interpretation right, in a new ruling that actually has positive implications for open social networks connectedplaces.online/the-algorith...connectedplaces.onlineThe Algorithm, Apparently ChronologicalA German court has explicitly named Mastodon and Bluesky as positive examples of social networks that could retain hosting protection. It gets Bluesky’s feeds wrong, but its reasoning about user control might be more useful than it realises. 66023
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So depressing to see a post like this knowing i’ll be spending the next 30 minutes blocking the 100+ emotional & intellectually stunted wastes of carbon who liked it. 030
Reposted by SarcasmoGingit @virgosprincess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A Zionist Jew and a non-Zionist Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, “sorrry, we don’t serve Jews” 58726
Reposted by Sarcasmonullifie @nullifie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A photo of Donald Trump inspecting the scale model of the Trump arch with drones, snipers, and golden statues was unavailable due to reporters being banned from the briefing. So, here is Hitler and other top Nazis inspecting a scale model of a planned Triumphal Arch in Berlin, circa 1939. 17847354
Reposted by SarcasmoJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 20/09/2026james talarico and mary peltola are not campaigning against trans rights or executing a Turn Towards The Center; if you are, currently, claiming that they are, you are actively participating in a GOP rope-a-dope and you should stop thread: 113132
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026OTOH, we could end our dependency on oil in order to forever end our existential reliance on gulf state authoritarians & the multiple wars that has created. OTOH, we could do so to stop the existential threat of climate change. -OR- We could kowtow to rural states who NeEd 3/4-ton pickups. 020
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i don’t know if i’ve ever crashed out online, but if I have, I’d prefer not to be reminded of it. 110
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026lol. Not sure what triggered it, but quite the flood of blocks 😂 010
Reposted by SarcasmoGrace @gracekind.net · 19/09/2026Frog built a wet lab for the AI model. "There," he said. "Now it can do its own experiments." "What the fuck?" said Toad 13817129
Reposted by SarcasmoSarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m not convinced it’s actually a good idea, but attacking Trump’s narcissistic bubble feels like a possible, legitimate strategy. ‘We will wipe Trump’s name & buildings from history & honor his legacy with a 3/4-sized statue of him in all his naked glory’ would be a call I could support. 1121
Reposted by Sarcasmomtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A lot of people speculating that Trump banning certain reporters from the WH is about controlling what comes *out* from the press when I'm pretty sure this action is actually about protecting Trump from what comes *in* — unpleasant reality that intrudes on his Power of Positive Thinking bubble 261233159
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@mnemonic.bsky.social About 2-3 years ago you challenged an assertion I made and, after looking into it, I was unable to find evidence supporting my position. I apologize for my error. 140
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“JD Vance speaks to 10s of people today in Iowa” (via REUTERS) (shamelessly taken from @atrupar.com so I could give it a slight rewording) 063
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sometime (after the election, perhaps), I’d be interested in your thoughts on distributing a hypothetical contribution. E.g., assuming a $10k gift in a presidential year, how would you divide that between, state & federal races given there are literally 1000s of Democratic candidates? 1/ 110
Reposted by SarcasmoSarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026til that Austria-Hungary, Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Great Britain, Italy, the Netherlands, the Ottoman Empire, Portugal, Russia, Spain & Sweden-Norway “were ruled by the same royal family”. Hence pax Europa? The density of his comments are dangerously close to the schwarzschild radius. 111
Reposted by SarcasmoSarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Like… Here we have a logical statement saying atrocities by one do not excuse the atrocities of another. It’s axiomatic. And the response? Nonsensical & unrelated. Makes sense why such a person would avoid situations where they could be questioned instead of feted. 121
Reposted by SarcasmoSarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Debate me bro” but not in front of an audience that can watch you shred my logic & basic knowledge of history. 111
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I read the reddit comment (below) & was extremely bummed at how few WNBA players i could name. Then I started thinking about player names of the Miami Heat & Miami Dolphins & remembered… actually I just completely suck at recalling names from thin air even from my hometown teams. 020
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This, in fact, is not at all the historical consensus as to the contemporaries of the Qing dynasty. See, e.g., the Dzungar genocide. 040
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So one problem with giving to 100+ candidates is that you end up receiving dozens & dozens of texts & a similar number of emails EVERY DAY. I want a dark PAC… but only to hide from Democratic fundraisers. 110
Reposted by SarcasmoSarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If we had resolved to free ourselves of Gulf oil in 1980, I contend we could have avoided Gulf War I & 2, 9/11, Afghanistan, the current Iran/Houthi debacle & have climate change under control. But we chose cheap oil. 111
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One thing I hate about this is that I KNOW it will be read & spread as ‘the United Nations’ top human rights body finds US committed war crimes in Iran.’ Which… probably? Time will tell. But my experience w/ other ‘findings of reasonable grounds’ is that people will cite it as hard proof. 130