Reposted by Mindy FuranoMindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026fruit flies were created to test the human breaking point 1305
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have a “thank bank” on my phone that’s just photos of kind things people have said to me that I’m thankful for. 0121
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026fruit flies were created to test the human breaking point 1305
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026youtube always corrects to “you rube” and I want apple to say it to my face next time 062
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 13/07/2026cashier: "that's 14.68" me: "great year! i miss it every day." cashier: me: "churning my own butter was a simpler time" cashier: "do you want a bag" 1214
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 30/06/2026cuck chair chats are when you’re in a group chat with 2 other people & keep liking their texts without joining in 170
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 27/06/2026there’s no gentle way to ask someone if they were in the trucker convoy 1120
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Someone, somewhere, is using ChatGPT to write a eulogy 1162
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Having a large TV has changed me. I now watch people scream on reality TV with confidence. 1331
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Wtf is this and did I mean this to be a notes app journal entry I delete after 1110
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 12/05/2026“I love how it’s kind of fucked up!” - boss feedback on video compilation I made set to music for the charity run we did 1110
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Every once in a while I’ll reactivate threads to read a post and each time the entire feed is people trying to out or cancel someone. Seems exhausting 150
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 30/04/2026“I rolled my ankle” - every guy when I was in high school I hope the rolling of ankle situation has improved since 3130
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Los Angeles discussing homelessness: “Our unhoused neighbors” My hometown discussing homelessness: “The walking dead who are an eye sore downtown” You can do this for pretty much any social issue. 170
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 27/04/2026When I walk a lot without my Fitbit on, I understand how Michelle Pfeiffer must have felt in I Am Sam (2001) when she took on that case pro bono 091
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 26/04/2026sir, the top reaction from your own country is the laughter emoji 0100
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 25/04/2026AI ads are very chill and make me want to proceed 050
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Is that “so Taurus of me” or is my iron just low 0120
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 23/04/2026starting a support group for owners of the iphone mini 170
Reposted by Mindy FuranoIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like? Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month 4939147
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 17/04/2026There’s no chill way to tell someone you recognize their last name from the mausoleum 070
Reposted by Mindy FuranoMindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Joe Pesci as a gyno telling the patient they have more than one uterus 0207
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Joe Pesci as a gyno telling the patient they have more than one uterus 0207
Reposted by Mindy FuranoMindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 15/03/2026“Let’s see if it breaks me heart” - me in an Irish accent, about to open an “iPhone photo memory” notification 1203
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Have been sending this to my boss when I’ve completed my work from home and am clocking out 0120
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 01/04/2026rest assured, my pr team will be addressing the skater lesbian stolen valour associated with me wearing vans checkered slide-ons at the upcoming press conference 1121
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 01/04/2026why is it that you can tell just by looking at a man if his tim hortons coffee order is large triple triple 091
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 29/03/2026remember when all of the closeted MAGA ppl posted charlie kirk for like 2 months then went back to lurking and never posting or engaging again 0110
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I made this joke to a friend and they ignored it. This has 5k likes. Letting the friend know, will report back. 2130
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 27/03/2026you could just make a wedding invitation with your crush’s name as the groom/bride and send it out. it is not illegal and after all of the RSVPs they’ll probably just agree to it. 2120
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Would be amazing if before we advance AI, we could advance my phone not putting “ALS” every time I try to send “also”. Conversations are taking a devastating turn. 050
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 25/03/2026nuclear bomb cloud hair with extremely sharp fades + very tight shirts took over and not one person has had sex since that day 2160
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I like to send my mom photos of kittens with high cheekbones that look like her. She usually ignores the text. Praying my last one lands. 260
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 19/03/2026just remembered the line from that alan jackson song where he says he doesn’t know the difference between iraq and iran. baby it was 2002, ask jeeves 170
