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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 15h
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're like "Grug you have painted your face in an unsettling manner it make children cry" and Grug is like "Grug am a clown, Grug exaggerated features bring whimsy while simultaneously encouraging reflections on the subversion of social norms" And then everyone probably killed and ate Grug
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I wish for a bra that always feels soft and warm like a blanket fresh from the dryer but it's cool and breathable and never makes me sweat." Genie: Wha? Here's world peace instead.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chloe Freeman did nothing wrong
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky. America is trying to fund genocide with student loan payments.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine having Imposter Syndrome at the same time this guy exists
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might actually be a genius
Banjo brain when "I need a strap"
(Image of a head with a banjo that doesn't have a strap)

Paracord brain when on "I ain't paying money for a strap"
(Image of a head with a skein of parachute cord)A banjo with a six-strand strap made of green paracord.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck it, I'm telling my kids that Helen Keller was nonbinary. Nothing matters anymore.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It started out bad and kept getting unbelievably worse" perfectly describes this screenshot and Twitter in general. If you consider yourself a leftist and still post on the CSAM Bigot site, feel free to take the bravest antifascist action of your life and stop.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
This is, oddly enough, not dissimilar to Taylor Swift's worst impulses as an artist. The need to be a perpetual underdog despite being the biggest pop star in the world is how you get songs like Cleveland!
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Football is a sport of cinematography and should be recognized by the Academy.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say "uncle" Machine: uncle Amazing
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might have heard it. I'll never know. Every country song of the past quarter century has sounded exactly the same. Any country music station is just white noise conservative sissy hypno occasionally interrupted by Brooks & Dunn. I can guess this one has "Texas" in the lyrics but like,
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Do You Have Any Idea How Little That Narrows It Down
Alt: Do You Have Any Idea How Little That Narrows It Down
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MutantsMichael
@mutantsmichael.bsky.social
do you ever envision the gibbets? do you ever picture the crowds all straining to hear the verdict of the people and applauding when it's pronounced? do you ever picture a dad beaming with pride, putting his child on his shoulders so they can see better the blade come down on a pedophile CEO's neck?
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Everybody can reply
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bypassing the Discord age verification with a bribe of whatever the hell an Orbs is
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My 9 anime comfort watches. (yes, I consider *that* one a comfort watch. I'm a psychopath, I guess)
Ranma 1/2; Paranoia Agent; Ergo Proxy; GITS (the first movie); Higurashi: When They Cry; Black Lagoon; Azumanga Daioh; Sword of the Stranger; Cowboy Bebop
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love Bluesky
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We aren't a real country. We're three corporations in a trenchcoat, standing in a televangelist church, speaking in tongues.
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump posting Local 58 Contingency. The part that goes: "THE TIME HAS COME. ACCESS TO A LOADED FIREARM IS IDEAL. PLACE MUZZLE (HOLE OF GUN) UPWARD TO ROOF OF MOUTH. THANK YOU. JOIN YOUR NEIGHBORS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR GOD."
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I kinda had two origins bc I stopped playing pretty much everything for about a decade. But it all started with a couple immersive challenges in pocket-sized worlds and was rekindled (heh) by an immersive challenge in a pocket-sized world.
Nintendo Game Boy Metroid II: Return of Samus. It's the original black and white one, not Samus Returns for the 3DS. This post is not an endorsement of playing Metroid II: Return of Samus for nostalgic purposes. This game taught me the pain of an unmet challenge. I definitely never beat it. But I played it anyway, with no hope of finishing, but with curiosity of how far I could get. Play the remake Samus Returns, it slaps.Link's Awakening for the Game Boy. Black and white 2D Legend of Zelda game where you bumble around an island with the vaguest sense of what to do and then it was all a dream. You might as well have handed little me a portal into a different world I could escape to whenever I got home. Shit was magical.Dark Souls 2. Image from the trailer with a knight on their knees after a battle with several arrows piercing their armor. A volcano is in the distance and the sky is red.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am begging people to understand the Nazis would still have committed atrocities if they were wearing body-worn cameras. They were Germans, they took detailed notes.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really hate whoever encouraged Baby Boomers to use the internet.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bi visibility includes pansexuals, btw. I end up in this discourse most often with people under 40, and I approach it gently each time, but I always pick up on a very specific vibe. There's an ambiguity that some ppl treat like a sword of Damocles hanging above when they ask "don't you mean Pan?"
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skelettuce @latisserande.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I believe hard enough this official art from the 90s is doing it intentionally
Official art of Ranma, the titular character of the gender-bending  manga and anime Ranma 1/2, hatching from a giant egg. She is wearing an elaborate goofy dress in the trans flag colors.
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you say 'all erotica is bad, no exceptions' you inevitably end up down the rabbit hole of conservatism where LGBT folks, queer culture and anything deemed 'strange' sexually is renounced and eventually banned through legal means.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zoomers walking out of the theater during the Kaiju sex scene
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026
See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
jd vance standing weird like trump
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the Jeb! full map 538 electoral votes meme except instead of Jeb it's the Wicker Man from the movie
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is an instructive situation - if you hadn’t clocked taylor lorenz as a grifter and a hack long ago, you need to hone your moron radar
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyway, panic is a psy-op. Stay furious. Stay serious. Organize.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The last few days, I've witnessed more direct action, solidarity, and praxis than I ever have before. Plugging in has filled me with hope and the very sense of belonging I searched the last decade for. I just had to leave the bitter past in the cold. Know what you want, and you'll never be lost.
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Brian @thatiscalledbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm gonna need triangulating Dems to start actually tracking down and interviewing these hypothetical swing voters who only switch sides when Dems betray a vulnerable minority because I've never seen one and they should be easy to find if there's supposedly more of them than the people betrayed.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:
Notifications screenshot. Jimothy the Raccoon followed you • 3h
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 19/09/2026
Be the chaos you want to see in the world.
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Conservatives/Liberals, hearing this for the first time: N-no, that's not true! Sexy beefcake man is lying! Conservatives/Liberals 5 minutes later, when they hear the laundry list of crimes against humanity the US is responsible for:
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Kash Kash Patel
Alt: Kash Patel chugging beer and celebrating in a USA jersey
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Eat Trash or Fake Your Death Tryin' @eat-trash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
JKR saved her weirdest spells for the new Harry Potter TV show
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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every song should feature a banjo, fiddle and slide guitar
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