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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is he still pissy about Mike Recine carrying his unfunny ass on that podcast?

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's because he made you wear a seatbelt

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

An insipid tvtropes term only useful for rationalizing either one's own hypocrisy or that of others. Get it out of your vocabulary.

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ACAB includes the "you're under arrest" guy from Heroes & Villains

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Osama Bin Laden giving a speech in front of the UN General Assembly where he takes a toy plane out of his pocket and goes "errrrrnnnn KRSSH remember that? That was me!"

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chattel slavery was a form of child sex trafficking. The Epsteinocracy at work

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Godzilla says "fuck" a second time in this

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Centrist libs have spent too much time and effort trying to rehabilitate Bush to pretend their grievance with Nader was giving us Bush. No, it's because he made you wear a seatbelt.

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Texas Democrats are throwing trans people under the bus because they don't think this is worth a single negative ad

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You know for someone whose wife left him because she had enough of mopping his stroke diarrhea off the floor, he sure does feel comfortable using that word youtu.be/dTFnreTlnOw?...

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Chapo Trap House: Matt and Will Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of 9-11

YouTube video by Forbidden Fruit

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's impossible for bluesky posters to boycott converse because we've all been buying and wearing shoes that provide arch support

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

watching Pizza Movie after reading that WIRED burnerverse article and, you know what, maybe they should put more entire college football teams on the sex offender registry

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A week after the massacre at Kent State, a Gallup poll found that 58% of Americans like school shootings and think they're good and demand that those long-haired SDS kids' blood be on themselves and their children

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026

The Venn diagram of Dr. Martin Luther King’s ”white moderate“ and today‘s “we gotta compromise on trans rights moderate“ is a circle

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Republicans can’t even rhetorically maneuver their way out of dogfucking allegations and there are dems still volunteering to gas trans people

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Democrats might be a little hypocritical at times but it's important to keep in perspective that the other party is trying to kill you" and then you look at what exactly it is that Democrats are hypocritical about and it's whether they want to also kill you

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gas prices are so high that if they made Zoolander today his roommates would be unharmed

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*BREAKING* The version of Eric Clapton from that one Cum Town bit where he's obsessed with having a tiny pilot crawl into a giant robot's ass to control it with a bunch of levers has confirmed that neither he nor the robot will be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Eric Clapton - Cumtown Podcast

YouTube video by Undisputed Top Ten

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

American leftists love resenting having to read Orwell in high school but then having nothing but neutral-to-positive things to say about Steinbeck whose eugenicist propaganda pamphlet they also had to read in high school

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Society if the H*rry P*tter fanfic that all the tech guys chose to build a cult around was Wizard People Dear Reader

Family on a hill gazing at a utopian city with the sun setting in the background

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This Suicide Prevention Awareness Day please remember: killing yourself is a permanent solution to temporary problems, so you should only do it if you're an ICE agent

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Conner O'Malley would make a perfect Ignatius. A lot of O'Malley's characters are already just what would happen if Ignatius had internet access.

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We're All Going To The World's Fair was actually one of Pynchon's working titles for Against The Day

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Dude I am never going to forgive Oliver Stone and Nicolas Cage for making a conventional, reverent 9/11 movie that more or less conforms to the official story

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Erika Throw Pillow is to Kirkmas what the Elf on the Shelf is to Christmas. She reports back to Charlie's workshop with whether you have or haven't been counting gang violence this year

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They're taking the clip where John Fetterman says "snooping as usual" to his two remaining senate pages Scratch & Grounder and they're getting rid of the "snoo" and the "usual"

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I walked Lego Bob Dylan up on stage in 1975 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!

Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hunter Biden is a spooky scary oogity boogity drug addict who tried to offer me drugs for free but told me they were candy and then he laughed and said "because the first taste is always free"

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Epsteinocracy wants your children illiterate because then it's easier to manipulate them

Epstein argues that teaching children to
write may be harmful because writing forces
"linear" and "narrow patterns of thinking,
whereas the greatest thinkers never wrote.
He says: "The most interesting, the reason I
brought up writing is one of the recent
discoveries of mine with respect to Socrates,
Plato and Aristotle is they never wrote
anything. They spoke and people around
who could write, wrote. Socrates could
think."
Then, in a peculiar exchange, Bannon asks:
"Jesus of Nazareth was the same way, right?
Never wrote anything." Epstein replies: I
thought he was a carpenter." Bannon agrees:
"He was a carpenter."

from https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/05/steve-bannon-jeffrey-epstein-files-interview

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It is worth knowing if a famous figure took money from the same agency that overthrew all those democratically-elected leaders throughout the 20th century, and maybe it's not the worst thing in the world to be a little annoying about that.

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Steve Martin Hobgoblin @ok2baluddite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Thank god the actual term "manufacturing consent" technically comes from Walter Lippmann's Public Opinion because otherwise many online leftists would have to reevaluate how much of their priors are based on something they read in a book or heard in a lecture from one of Epstein's best friends